WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Monday, August 25, 2008

Holiday Bears!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8, but I rekkon Sam cheetid /10
  • Day Score: 7.13698/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Today I thort I wud tell yu abowt sum ov the grayte Bears I met on my travols larst week.

The ferst wuns wer in a Craft Senter in a villidge calld Longnor. They wer an odd mix. Mummy calld them Ekletik. But I dident see eny wires.

Heer they ar: (clik for a bigger look- wun ov them is a monk, an eevn had a bald patch!!)

This wun waz a hiker. He offerd to lend me his map but I told him we wud probly stik to the car, cos ov the clowds owt thare...

Then I met this chap. He waz in charge ov the fudge! Wat a grayte job! Hehehe! I bort sum from him. It waz ginger flayvor, an had lumps ov ginger in it. It waz yum!In a playce calld Ashbourne, we fownd this Bear Adopshun Senter (it also has a website, heer!):

(note to Phytheas: look! See that Bear far-rite? I think he is smaller than yu!)

Inside, theez Bears wer praktissin their Synchronized Sittin on sum stairs. I sat wiv them for the foto an a chat. They wer sorry to hav mist the Olympik event, but keen to get in trainin:

Mummy arskt the laydy if thare were eny clothes my size. She showd us to a shelf whare thare wer sum jumpers. It waz a bit embarrissin cos sum ov the wuns she showd me wer green an pink, an wun had a hart an eevn a flower on it. Pah! She dident kno hoo I waz! I sed to her, I'm a boy Bear! She jus smiled an sed I waz cewt. But I do ferroshus, an I think Mummy shud hav poyntid this owt.

Enyway, I venchully got this wite Aran jumper. It's kwite nice, all soft an snug.

Wotcha fink?

Arfter I tryd it on I wontid to keep it on, so Mummy had to tayke me to the cownter an pay for it thare. She told her, "He wud like to keep it on." an the laydy sed that waz OK, an that it soootid me.

Bak at the hotel, I fownd that the uther Bears had sortid owt sum Scooby Snaks!!!- So I had to chaynge bak into my hoody cos Mummy sed I shuddent get crums on my new jumper. (Naaaaag, naaaaaaag, naaaaaaag!)Nex time, I'll show yu sum views ov hills, rain, sheep, hills, sheep, rain, hills, hills, sheep an hills. Oh, an rain.

Hehehee!

Bye fer now!

19 comments:

Clover said...

Hi Bob!!
My name is Clover, and I am from Canada.
My friend Stanley sent me over here. He thought you and I would get along well. I think you are super cute and funny!
I was so excited when I saw those mini hobnobs - my mom's boss brought her back the 'big' version of those cookies when he was on holidays in England. Now my mom is hooked!! But we don't have the adorable mini ones here.
Love Clover xo

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hullo Clover!!!!
Always nice to meet the frend ov a frend!!!! Welkum!

Emayle me yor address an I'll send yu sum mini hobnobs! I don't kno if yor customs peepol will let them in, but we can try!

skutter8@hotmail.com

Nose hugs!

:@D

T.B. Superstar said...

Wow! You met a lot of friendly bears out there! I never meet any bears! :( I must be hanging out in the wrong places. Nice photos. Glad you had fun. Again, sorry about that rain.

Stardust said...

Dear Bob, nose hugs. Yu ar the smallest agen among all, but always a darling to look owt fer. Yes, I saw de monk, was the bald batch biiiggg? I'm so envious of yu, Bob. I'd surely lyke to visit those Beary shops one day and get some goodies from eni bear.

Tummy hasn't been feeling too well fer daysss, but yur beary post cheers me up. Thank yu...

CHEWY said...

Hi Bob,
I always enjoy your trip pics. Ginger Fudge sounds yummy! I'm very happy that you're getting your portrait framed. (smile)

Bear Naked said...

Bob
I love your new sweater or as you English bears call it --Jumper.
Are you able to leap further when you wear it?

Bear ((( )))

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

TB

Yu never meet eny Bears? Gosh. I hope yor Ma gets that job. Then yu can sneek into werk wiv her. There will be lots ov Bears there.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Stardust,

I'm very sorry to heer yor not well. An yu don't hav a Bear to carfter yu? That's a shayme cos Bears ar exslent carfterers. I do hope yu get better soon.

Nose hugs! (Gentol slow wuns)

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chewy,

Oooo I shall hav to keep an eye owt for ginger fudge. If I can find eny rownd heer I mite hav to send it to yu! It wud be a good thankyu for my pawtrayte!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Bear Naked,

Sum peepol heer say swetter too but I don't like sayin that cos it maykes it sownd like yor all swetty!

Yes, I AM abol to leap better in it akchewly, cos it's new an not stretchy, it stays closer to me body an thereforw has betta airo-dynamic-cassity.

:@}

Phytheas said...

Wey-hey Bob, a bear smaller than me - that's just not possible! I bet he wasn't a great explorer.

Thanks for the certificate. I haven't had a chance to get my paws on the camera to take a pic of it.

Glad you had great time. I love that jumper, I think I might have to drop some mighty hints to the JCBiC.

Phy

Denise said...

Love the new jumper Bob!
Goosy is banging his beak on the window right now, he wants his bread, but he did say Hello!

CherryPie said...

That fudge sounds delicious and you certainly managed to track down a lot of bears :-)

i beati said...

You are a vision in that jumper Bob- also I like the hiker myself as well. Love to all there sandy

Lynda (Granny K) said...

You look the bisness in your new jumper Bob! Glad that you were able to find some nice things in Derbyshire and to go to the 'hopera', I bet it was really good. Albert says 'hello' back. He's a librarian when he's not modellin'. Hugs to you all.

Becky said...

I like your new jumper, too, Bob. It makes you look even MORE handsome than usual! I love all the bear shops (I mean adoption centers) you visited - it puts me in the mind to get some more bear babies!! I really liked the chairs from the first pictures, too. I have quite a few bears in my hug that prefer to sit in chairs or rockers... always on the lookout for good bear chairs.

T.B. Superstar said...

Mommy got da job! Yay mommy!

Julie said...

Your new jumper looks great Bob! Looks like you had a lovely time with all those new bear friends.

Molly and Taffy said...

Hi Bob

What a shame you had rain while in Derbyshire., If you had gone last weekend it was all dry, perhaps if you go again you will have drier weather.
Did you to to the bear shop in Wirksworth? It's good there and the hoomans get to go to a good eating establishment over the road, so we are all happy.

Molly and Taffy