Holiday Bears!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8, but I rekkon Sam cheetid /10
• Day Score: 7.13698/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Today I thort I wud tell yu abowt sum ov the grayte Bears I met on my travols larst week.

The ferst wuns wer in a Craft Senter in a villidge calld Longnor. They wer an odd mix. Mummy calld them Ekletik. But I dident see eny wires.

Heer they ar: (clik for a bigger look- wun ov them is a monk, an eevn had a bald patch!!)

This wun waz a hiker. He offerd to lend me his map but I told him we wud probly stik to the car, cos ov the clowds owt thare...

Then I met this chap. He waz in charge ov the fudge! Wat a grayte job! Hehehe! I bort sum from him. It waz ginger flayvor, an had lumps ov ginger in it. It waz yum!In a playce calld Ashbourne, we fownd this Bear Adopshun Senter (it also has a website, heer!):

(note to Phytheas: look! See that Bear far-rite? I think he is smaller than yu!)

Inside, theez Bears wer praktissin their Synchronized Sittin on sum stairs. I sat wiv them for the foto an a chat. They wer sorry to hav mist the Olympik event, but keen to get in trainin:

Mummy arskt the laydy if thare were eny clothes my size. She showd us to a shelf whare thare wer sum jumpers. It waz a bit embarrissin cos sum ov the wuns she showd me wer green an pink, an wun had a hart an eevn a flower on it. Pah! She dident kno hoo I waz! I sed to her, I'm a boy Bear! She jus smiled an sed I waz cewt. But I do ferroshus, an I think Mummy shud hav poyntid this owt.

Enyway, I venchully got this wite Aran jumper. It's kwite nice, all soft an snug.

Wotcha fink?

Arfter I tryd it on I wontid to keep it on, so Mummy had to tayke me to the cownter an pay for it thare. She told her, "He wud like to keep it on." an the laydy sed that waz OK, an that it soootid me.

Bak at the hotel, I fownd that the uther Bears had sortid owt sum Scooby Snaks!!!- So I had to chaynge bak into my hoody cos Mummy sed I shuddent get crums on my new jumper. (Naaaaag, naaaaaaag, naaaaaaag!)Nex time, I'll show yu sum views ov hills, rain, sheep, hills, sheep, rain, hills, hills, sheep an hills. Oh, an rain.

Hehehee!

Bye fer now!