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Thursday, August 14, 2008

Synchronized Sitting update

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: too bizzy praktissin synchronized sittin /10
  • Day Score:7.68136/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Good to hear so menny ov yu ar plannin to join in the Synchronized Sittin Event tomorro! I'm goin to extend the dedline to midday Saturday UK time, so that peeps in the USA get the whole ov Friday to joine in. They ar abowt 8 hours behind us in sum parts, wich is a bit like Time Travol but wiv better weather.

Eny speesheez can tayke part- or mix ov speesheez if yu liv in a very liberal cownty. Ms Creek wud like to yewz her salt an pepper pots. Ahem. Ms Creek, this wud be good for praktiss but I'm not shor how they wud do in the final: can they sit?

As for the prize, well I'm keepin that seekrit but it will mayke yu smile!

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Thare's a porze in the gales an raine at the mo so Mummy an me ar goin to walk up to Tesco's. We need to get sum snaks for our trip to Buxton next week. Mummy is low-carbin cas she sez it helps her jeens get bigger. I think it's so unfair that this meens I carnt eet cayke iver, tho. Thare's nowt rong wiv the size ov MY butt. An if thare ever is, I just stand on me hed an reshuffol me beads till me arms get thikker. I wonder if she haz tryd that?

So, off to sneek sum biskits in the trolley. Arfter all, Daddy will need sum wen he gets home from Ireland tomorro nite!

Bye fer now!


16 comments:

Denise said...

We'll be joining in! LOL! Check my blog to see what I have been making! It'll bring tears to your eyes.
Dxx

Stanley said...

Bob,

We're going to email you our entry for the Synchronized Sitting competition. I hope that's okay.

I hope you got some Hobnobs into the cart. Those will be good for replenishing yourselves after the competition.

Goober love & smooches,
Stanley

Blue said...

Hi there!

Ten of my 'Hug' decided they were up for the event - have posted their' Sittin'...

Hugs from all
Blue

A.Bananna said...

we are in too! this will be a lot of fun!! wooo!!woo!!!

BumbleVee said...

Hiya Bob.....

finally got some rounded up who would "sit" for a photo!
Synchronized Sitting

CherryPie said...

synchronized sitting sounds fun. I shall have to try you advice for rearranging my beads ;-)

Bear Naked said...

Bob:
Of course we will be entering into this important event.
Only an intelligent and handsome bear such as you, would think of a way for all the bears in the blogosphere to join in the spirit of the Olympics.
My entry will be posted on my blog
at 12:01AM DST in Canada.(you good-looking bear you.)

Bear((( )))
XOXOXOXOXOXOXO

T.B. Superstar said...

Hi Bob!
I got most of the family together and we did some sychronized sitting! Check out my blog!
--TB

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Denise,

I look forwerd to seein wat yu do! I chekt owt yor blog. WOW yu hav a lot ov payshunse to do all that werk! Yu will be grayte at Synchronized Sitting!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Stanley,

Thanks, Buddy! I got the fotoes- wat a larff!!!

I havent put Hobnobs in the bag in cayse I hav to send the prize abrord.I worry that US customs will nick them. I kno the Ostraylian wuns do!!!

Good luk!!!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Blue,

Grayte foto! Thanks for taykin part! Good luk wiv Penny the exploding cat.

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

a.bananna,

I'm lookin forwerd to seein yor foto! The kids ar doin sum grayte synchronized standin on yor blog today! Grayte praktiss!!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Bumblevee,

It waz grayte to see yor hug. Wat a lot ov intrestin lookin Bears. I'd luv to hav a piknik wiv them sum time.Thanks for the foto!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Cherrypie,

yu rote beads- do yu meen Bears? Mind yu bead wud be eesier to arrange in a line. Yu jus put a bit ov string throo their bellys.

HEHEHEHEHEHEE!

Cheeky Bear!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Bear Naked,

I'm lookin forwerd to it!!!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

TB,

grayte entry!!!

Thanks for taykin part!!!

Glad yor feelin a bit better arfter yor cold.

:@}