Synchronized Sitting update

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: too bizzy praktissin synchronized sittin /10
• Day Score:7.68136/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Good to hear so menny ov yu ar plannin to join in the Synchronized Sittin Event tomorro! I'm goin to extend the dedline to midday Saturday UK time, so that peeps in the USA get the whole ov Friday to joine in. They ar abowt 8 hours behind us in sum parts, wich is a bit like Time Travol but wiv better weather.

Eny speesheez can tayke part- or mix ov speesheez if yu liv in a very liberal cownty. Ms Creek wud like to yewz her salt an pepper pots. Ahem. Ms Creek, this wud be good for praktiss but I'm not shor how they wud do in the final: can they sit?

As for the prize, well I'm keepin that seekrit but it will mayke yu smile!

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Thare's a porze in the gales an raine at the mo so Mummy an me ar goin to walk up to Tesco's. We need to get sum snaks for our trip to Buxton next week. Mummy is low-carbin cas she sez it helps her jeens get bigger. I think it's so unfair that this meens I carnt eet cayke iver, tho. Thare's nowt rong wiv the size ov MY butt. An if thare ever is, I just stand on me hed an reshuffol me beads till me arms get thikker. I wonder if she haz tryd that?

So, off to sneek sum biskits in the trolley. Arfter all, Daddy will need sum wen he gets home from Ireland tomorro nite!

Bye fer now!