WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Littol Update, an a prize to win!!!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 1010
  • Day Score: 7.43296/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Daddy rang from Ireland an sed that they ar all goin to a Circus tonite cos it's wun ov my cuzzins' berfday! I think it is the wun that goze by the nayme ov Owen an the letters Eoghan.

WAYTE A MINIT!!! HE waz involvd in my kidnap the uther yeer!!! A Bear never forgets, yu kno. Sum peepol think that's elefants, but it issent. It's Bears. Not that a kidnap is sumthing yu'd ferget eevn if yu wer a Not-A-Bear.

Mummy has bin doin Olympik Washin, to cleer the baklog from wen we dident hav a washin masheen. She haz dun loades. NOW she is doin jackets. Next, bedsheets. Then that's it. Sheez lookin arownd for uther stuff. I'm goin to hav to be on gard cayse she haz eny ideas in the Bear direkshun. Shorly she wuddent???

Sheez also bin doin carfty stuff. She haz all her carfty bits all over the flor an I'm goin to sneek a foto ov it to show Daddy cos she moanes at Daddy wen he leevs stuff on the flor like that. Yu see? Soon as Daddy's gon sheez just as bad!

An Olympik Challenge for yu!!!

We Bears hav been praktissin our Olympik Synchronized Sitting. The event proper will be Friday arfternoon. If yu want to joyne in, jus put a foto ov sum synchronized sitting on yor blog an tell me wen it's thare. I'll put them all on heer on Friday. If yu don't hav a blog, email me a foto insted! For mor on this grayte sport, reed heer, wich inkloods sum grayte tips an heer, wich inkloods sum exampols.

I'll send a prize owt to the best entry!!!

Bye fer now!


*** *** update *** ***

Dedline for entrys is now Saturday midday UK time, to giv mor time to the US entrys!

28 comments:

Becky said...

Is it "synchronized" sitting when you are the only one doing it? LOL

I'm going to read up on the examples and rules! sounds like fun - I do lots of sitting, so I should be ready for this event!

Asta said...

Bob
That is cewtainly medal wowfy synchwonized sitting..I don't think anyone could beat you..I'll see if I can find someone to sit wif
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Julie said...

Ooh Bob! I shall have to get my bears to do some practissin!

If Mummy's in a massive washin masheen clean up mode I shud keep well out of the way!!! You could be joinin the underpants!

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Take care young Bob that you don't get whisked into the washing machine by accident when mummy is 'fusiastically gathering up things to wash. I often wash Parper Bear's penknife and stuff he keeps in his trousies. You be sure and make plenty of noise, so she knows that you are there.
I will talk to the bears tomorrow and see if they can't attempt a Thursday sittathon. They are a bit disorganised as a rule, but being as it is you, and there is a prize at stake, they might just co-operate. Faster-than-a-speeding-bullet-nose hug - gotcha!

Velvet Ginger said...

That synchronized sitting is so funny! I am going to enter your contest!!
I want you to know bo...just for you....when the USA is not competing in an event...I holler and shout for the UK!!!

david mcmahon said...

Bob, I;m a medal contender as well!

Ms. Creek said...

hmmm do synchronized salt and pepper shakers count?

Alex L said...

I'll try and put a team together but I'm not sure what I can do on short notice. Very nice looking kitties though from the below post, I can understand why grannie didnt want to give them back.

Blue said...

My 'HUG' are practising really hard as I type, should be ready to enter event later this afternoon - will keep you posted.

Hugs
Blue

Shrinky said...

Oooooh, how exciting! I have something in mind.. watch this space! What is your mummy making? She does turn out some wonderful stuff, doesn't she?

Stanley said...

Hey, Bob!

What a FABulous idea to invite all of us to join in on your sport. I'm a novice synchronized sitter, but I'll see if Stella & I can get an entry to you.

Goober love,
Stanley

No Cool Story said...

Ugh, I hate washing backlog.

You bears look ready to go. Go Olympic Synchronized Sitting bear team!!

i beati said...

I love your British swimmer . she's grayte !!1

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Becky,

Grayum gets a bit confewsed abowt that wun too. But no, utherwise it's jus sittin abowt. HEHEHE! :@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Oh Asta, I do hope yu find sumwun to sit wiv! Toys cownt, yu kno. Jus line them up in the sayme posishun.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Julie,

WAT TORCHER! No, don't worry, I kept well owt ov the way!! I waz in the airin cubberd monitorin the pants, wiv 5 uther Bears, all praktissin our Sit.

Let me kno if yor Bears joine in!

(Hope so!)

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Lynda,

Ow! I felt that!

I'll nip over an see yu in cayse yor Hug got organized!

Nose hugs bak!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Velvet Ginger,

I yewzly cheer for England unless Ireland is playin, but that duzzent happen very offen cos they're all down the pub. Or hurling. Hurling is wen yu run arownd a muddy field in tite shorts hurling stiks over yor showlder at peepol wile pretendin to be arfter a ball reelly. Hehehe. It's an Oirish sport. It wud need to be. HAHAHAHA!

Daddy's goin to say "BOB!" very lowd at me for that.

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

David,

Get synchronized! Heheheh! It wud be grayte to hav an Ozzie entry!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,

Erm....

Erm.....well, yu cud yews them as team maytes, but on their own I don't think they wud cownt cos they don't moov, so they sort ov get an unfair hed start over evrywun else.

Sorry! Hope yu still tayke part!

Hehehehehee

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Alex,

Yes, I'm sorry abowt the short notiss :@~ Hope yu can thro a team together tho!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Blue,

I've jus pikt up their foto- well dun!!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Shrinky,

I do hope yu tayke part! Issent this exsytin?!!!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Stanley,

Thanks for the grayte fotoes!

Wa-heyy!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

NCS,

Wa-heyyy!!!!!!!!!

It's so grayte to see yu agen! Hope yor havin fun! Ar yu goin to try to join in? Ah, go on!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

i beati,

British swimmer?

Did we win sumthing?

Hehehe! I dident see eny ov it today. I'll hav to wayte till Daddy coms home to get sport bak on the telly! (HINT, Mummy! HINT!)

:@D

Farmyard Crafts said...

Hello! Sure... I'd love to have my picture entered into the Olympic Synchronized Sitting Event!! Have had a quick look at your place... shall pop back a little later on and have a good read! www.farmyardcrafts.blogspot.com

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Farmyard Crafts,

Oh goody! Thanks! The mor the merryer!

:@D