- Gills: no
- Simpsons: yes
- Tesco: no
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 7 Sam is DEFNITLY cheetin. He waz MUTCH mor serprized than this. He jus wuddent admit it. /10
- Day Score: 7.56789811200000000256/10
Sumtimes yu find a villidge that looks well, a tad boring, at ferst. To a Bear, enyway. An then yu find sumthing that maykes yu go WA-HEYYY!!!!!!!
Tayke Castleton, for exampol. Dilly liket it, cos it had a carsol in it. But, uther than a fine choyce ov trees to poo behind, it had nuthin for the Bear. OR - SO - I - THORT.
A sleepy, innosent lookin playce.....
...look how littol this tree looks, growin owt the side ov a big hill....
deep valleys...Jus look at how hi it goze up! I meen, Daddy's tall, but look at him neer this!Heer's Mummy an me at the foot ov it. I bet yu carnt spot us!!!Now, sum hills ar just wastid. I meen, they're just thare, bein hills. Sum get a train tunnel goin throo them. An sum, if they're reelly speshol, get a cayve!!!! LOOK!BUT!!! That issent eevn the best part!
Yor not goin to beleev this!!!!
Gess wat this cayve is calld???
Gess! (Yu'll never gess!)
Behind the sleepy pritty cottidges an the rollin hills an cewt stuff, they've got a hewge cavern calld THE DEVIL'S ARSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh boy, I larfft so mutch my bum neerly burst!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bye fer now!