Wat a serprize! -Look wat I fownd on holiday!
Yesterday's scores:
- Gills: no
- Simpsons: yes
- Tesco: no
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 7 Sam is DEFNITLY cheetin. He waz MUTCH mor serprized than this. He jus wuddent admit it. /10
- Day Score: 7.56789811200000000256/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!
Sumtimes yu find a villidge that looks well, a tad boring, at ferst. To a Bear, enyway. An then yu find sumthing that maykes yu go WA-HEYYY!!!!!!!
Tayke Castleton, for exampol. Dilly liket it, cos it had a carsol in it. But, uther than a fine choyce ov trees to poo behind, it had nuthin for the Bear. OR - SO - I - THORT.
Look-
A sleepy, innosent lookin playce.....
Ahhh... nice enuff to put on the frunt ov a box ov fudge:
Big hills...
...look how littol this tree looks, growin owt the side ov a big hill....
deep valleys...
Jus look at how hi it goze up! I meen, Daddy's tall, but look at him neer this!
Heer's Mummy an me at the foot ov it. I bet yu carnt spot us!!!
Now, sum hills ar just wastid. I meen, they're just thare, bein hills. Sum get a train tunnel goin throo them. An sum, if they're reelly speshol, get a cayve!!!! LOOK!
BUT!!! That issent eevn the best part!
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
Yor not goin to beleev this!!!!
HAHA!
Gess wat this cayve is calld???
Gess! (Yu'll never gess!)
LOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's rite! It's calld The Devil's Arse!!!!!!!! HAHAHA!
Behind the sleepy pritty cottidges an the rollin hills an cewt stuff, they've got a hewge cavern calld THE DEVIL'S ARSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAAAAAAAAA!
Oh boy, I larfft so mutch my bum neerly burst!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHA!
Bye fer now!
20 comments:
Good thing your bum didn't burst up there at the Devil's Arse, or they would have had to rename it, Bob's Bursting Arse Cave. hehehe
I've been enjoying your travelogue from the last few posts, and it looks to me like one stinkin' good holiday for you and Dilly. She got castles and dragons, and you got to meet some very influential bears (fudge and pudding guarding bears) and go INTO the devil's arse. I don't think I know anyone else who has ever ventured inside such a place! You are a regular Edmund Hillary, you are. I'm quite proud to know ya.
We've missed you, buddy, but I'm glad you're back, AND, we actually got to see your daddy's face in that one photo when we biggy-fied it.
Goober love & smooches,
Stanley
Pee Ess
My girl is unusually lazy, so we've had a bit of an unnecessary delay on the posting of your present. Sorry.
Bob
Hehehehehe
I'm wolling on the floow hewe..Devils awse, heheheh..it must be big!
You suwe awe bwave..I'm not so suwe I would have gone so close..I did spot you and youw Mummy when I biggified the pictoowe..what a gwand place!
You go on the best holidays Bob...love and smoochie kisses
ASTA
the second picture looks nice enough for a 5000 piece puzzle!
and i'm sure you would laugh at the name of that tunnel!
hahahahhahaha,,,,,, the Devil's Arse.... trust you Bob!! that is funny!
You are a brave bear to stand so close! What if he'd just had a curry?!
I stayed in a lovely B&B in Castleton once. The views are lovely and there are some really interesting caves. I didn't go in that one though!
Sounds like quite a place, it looks fenced off are you allowed to explore the devils arse at all Bob... if you excuse the way that sounds
Bob! I'm back. Thanks for the well wishes. TB is lucky to have a bear friend like you and so am I! Lot of *nose hugs*
--Amy (TB's mommy)
I did spot Mummy and you, Bob.
What a great ending!
I thought of you today, because I'm travelling in the Yukon and I just photographed a black bear.
I kept out of reach, though!
I carn't see yu an mommy, I carn't!
What bewtiful landskeps yu've showed, az alweys. An BIG! Az alweys...
De Devil's arse... I wonder wat it's lyke!!! =D
Hey Bob! Check out my blog.....is it somebody you know? The Dancing Bear? LOL!
Bob! I love you! You are such a cutie! :)
...and oh, I see you and mummy off in the distance there. I DO!
Oooh, mummy says she loves Castleton (she's originally from oop north. At Christmas the whole village is decorated with lights and it's like fairyland.
Nibbles
Cassidy x
Oh Bob! You made me laugh out loud (in my cubicle at work where I am supposed to be seriously taking care of business...) when you discovered the CAVE!! Please tell me you didn't go spelunking in the Devil's Arse! LOL
The village is lovely - it looks like a relaxing and peaceful place...good disguise for the entry to the Devil's hind parts!! ha! Did you leave a poo for posterity? LOL
still LOL... stop LOL>>>.....
Bob
Only a smart and well travelled bear such as you are, would find the Devil's Arse while on holiday.
That photo of you in front of the Devil's Arse is priceless.
Bear((( )))
I thrilld to reed that yu ar awl very mutch impresst wiv The Devil's Arse! It's wunderful to hav so menny frends hoo ar on the sayme wayvelenff as me!
Wa-heyyy!!!!!!!!!
:@D
PS
Aint it grayte the way Starfish ar allways pleezd to see yu- az soon az yu look at them they go "Wa-heyy!"
:@D
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
See? You never know Bob :)
Ha-Ha-Ha! Devil's Arse!
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