WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

The Colchester "Bear Shop" (that's Adopshun Senter, reelly. )

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes, me an Mummy went. We wer thare ages. Her bak hert so she yewzd the trolley like a walkin-frayme. In the end I sed, "Jump on!" an she did, an I pusht her rownd. It waz hard werk, eevn tho I'm a strong Bear. I got kwite pufft owt but I did get to steer us to the Choklit Biskit isle an load up sum Hobnobs for me an the uther Bears. (Can yu beleev Daddy thinks I got them for him? Pah!)
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: now look, they're just not playin fair rownd heer. They ar FAR mor serprized than they ar admittin. Sam ownly gayve me a 4 yesterday, but that dident explayne wy he fell off the taybol. I sed he waz HEWGELY serprized, that's wy! But he sed he wassent at all, he'd just spotted sumthing intrestin on the flor. /10
  • Day Score: 7.32974/10


On Friday we went into town to say goodbye to sum old frends. It waz a sad day: the main Colchester Bear Adopshun Senter waz clozin down.

I always luvd to pop in an say hullo to the Bears (an a few Not-A-Bears) wenever I waz in town.

Lots ov Bears hung owt thare. Sum wer kwite posh. Sum wer awl dresst up an sum wer naykid. (Wa-hey!)

They wer awl a bit worreed abowt moovin on to their new adopshun senter, in Norwich. Theez wuns wer so ankshuss they cuddent consentrayte on their Synchronized Sitting:

I stopt to comfert this littol Gerl-Bear. Eevn tho she waz very, very pink, she waz kwite sweet:

Then I had to say my goodbyes to the nice laydeez hoo werkt thare:We did mannidge to finerly get Daddy Windowsill-Bear sum glarssis ov his own befor they clozed:He hassent kwite desydid yet wether to ware them wiv the arms tukt behind, under, or on his ears.

We went to Granny's at the weekend. I'll tell yu abowt that tomorro!

Bye fer now!


Becky said...

I hope Daddy Window-sill bear will actually WEAR his glasses now... My husband refuses to wear his glasses and I have to read the menus at restaurants for him. One time I sent him to the store for toilet paper, and he came home with a big batch of paper towels!! (Not the same thing at all!)

I liked the Girl-Bear at the adoption center - I think she'd make a lovely girlfriend for you, Bob! What do you say?

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


That wassent a mistayke, he waz jus plannin on havin an enormuss poo!

The Gerl-Bear waz a bit too pink an gerly for me. I like gerls hoo ar pritty but I like them to be kwite tellygent too.

I like Lisa Simpson best.

Sheez luvly. I've got a book all abowt her, too.


Julie said...

Ooh! Those poor bears havin to moov to Norwich. Are you going to miss the little Pink Girl-Bear? I agree with Becky, she would be a luvly girlfriend. Who says pink isn't tellygent?

I hope Mummy's back is a bit better. It was very good of you to push her in the trolley. I hope Daddy didn't eat all the hobnobs.

BumbleVee said...

oh dear....another bear adoption centre closing down....but, at least you did say they are moving elsewhere....although I don't know anything about Norwich...will it be okay?

I love the pink girly bear.... maybe I should create a little pink one next.. haven't done a pinky for quite some time now....

Stardust said...

Oh Bob...

Dis is so sad. =( Yu must be sorry to see dem go.

I'm glad dat yu manage to get glasses owt, dats's a good souvenier...

Why do good stuff end? Sniff. =*(

Ms. Creek said...

sounds like they were cheating in the noz hugs suprizicity! that's not fair! mmmm hob nobs! so tasty dipped in my coffee!

ahh that's sad your friends are moving...is the pinky your GF? Maybe Dilly will tell me the truth.

miss ya!

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Oh what a sad day! The internet has put paid to a lot of bear adoption centres, but nothing compares to a proper visit with the bears 'in the fur'. Bears always look different 'up close' rather than on a computer screen, usually, much smaller. (I spose it's a bit like seeing a film star at the pictures, they're not really that big, are they?) I'm woffling...I know...sad day, sad day.....

Stanley said...

Hey, Bobber!

You are so sweet to have comforted that little pink girlie bear. I bet that made her day.

I'm sorry to hear the the Bear Adoption Center is moving the bears to another center. Good thing you got in there in time to get those glasses. Daddy Window-sill Bear will be most appreciative.

I hope he works out how he wants to wear those things. I just got some sunglasses (doggles) from my girl to help me on very sunny days, but I still haven't gotten the hang of how to wear them yet.

Goober love & smooches,

Viva la Hobnobs! (That's from my girl.)

No Cool Story said...

Aww Bob, reading your blog always makes me smile :) I like Daddy Windowsill-Bear's glasses.
I'd have brought that pink girl bear home! All the bears in my room are brown or gray, no pink bears.

Bear Naked said...

I think everyone here agrees that the pink girl bear would make a lovley friend for you.
Would you like me to whisper in Mummy's ear that perhaps she should adopt the pink girl bear and have her come live with you?

Bear((( )))

Becky said...

Yes - I vote for the pink girl to be adopted as Bob's girl-friend!!! Then we could have a bear wedding!!! (Dilly could be a Bride's Maid)

Anonymous said...

Hello Bob, what a shame about the adoption centre. Did you get any new clothes?

Just thought that if you're twiddling your paws and want to watch some live wildlife TV, the red squirrels are back on your computer screen again at Loch Garten. If you watch around 11 am ish you might even see the warden waving!

Off with Phyth for a couple of weeks, lots of adventures I hope.


Anonymous said...

You can be a real sweetie when you're not acting like a silly boy.

CherryPie said...

Aww! that pink bear looks soooo sad! Hope you made here smile ;-)

i beati said...

The glassess look wonderful and the ladies extra nice!!