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Wednesday, September 10, 2008

It's a seege!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no, but we wun on Saterday- 3-0 to Grimsby (full nayme: Grim-an-dull-don't-go-thare). Hurray!
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
  • Day Score: 7.453/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I'm bak! Wa-heyy!

Sorry for the gap. Lots to do rownd heer. An Mummy's been doin sleep olympiks agen an hassent been arownd to press the big button on the pewter for me. I can do most ov the rest ov it meself, but I just havent got kwite enuff oof! to push that big wun in.

Sayme wiv the telly. If it's on standby I can press the button on the remote. In fakt, I'm an ace button presser, me, an can skip between cartoons wen the ads ar on wivowt missin eny ov it. THAT'S ace button pressin, that is. But if the telly is off compleetly I carnt kwite get the big button. (I can get very annoyd if they leev it switcht rite off wen The Simpsons ar dew. Do yu kno, I've mist The Simpsons sumtimes throo their blaytant lak ov forthort. Tsk!)

So enyway. I mannidged to catch her heddin for the kettol an steer her zombie-like self towards the pewter, repeetidly charntin "Presssssssss the button.... pressssssssssss the button...." an wa-hey! Heer I be.

***

The uther day Daddy brort home a wooden box. We wer all a bit bemewsd as we dident reelly kno wat it waz for. Then Dilly deesydid it waz a fort:

We desydid to play "Seege the Carsol!" an Dilly sed it waz OK, so long as she cud play the part ov the carsol dragon (oh kell soopreez). The WIndowsill Bear Family joind her up thare, as the Iffy Norman Lords, an the rest ov us skayled the cliff as the Hard-Dun-By-Ferroshus-Celts:

HA! They kept herlin Choklit Peanuts at us an mayking us fall off. But we wun in the end. We pikt up the Choklit Peanuts an ran away to Scotland (the kitchen) whare we ate them all. HA!

Then Mummy cayme in from the garden an arskt for the box. She took it owtside. We followd wiv the camra:

Ah! I see! It waz a Hedgehog Howse!

Mummy put it heer, in a snug littol shelterd playce rownd the bak ov the howse. She trimmd bak the budlyer bush an piled up sum brarnchis on top, to keep it warm an disgize it:

Now, wen we put owt his supper (ov corned beef, oats, seed, nuts an froot) we ar goin to moov it closer an closer to his hut. We hope he will desyde to sleep in thare this winter!

Bye fer now!

21 comments:

Asta said...

Bob
Welcome back
I have pwoblems wif Mommi sometimes too..she says she doesn't have time and stuff like that sheeesh!
That is a tewwific fowt..You'we quite lucky that they thwewe choklit peemuts at you(majow tacktikal ewwow on theiw pawt i think), hehehe

Let us know if the hedgehog decides to move in..it looks like a vewy inviting wesidence
smoochie kisses
ASTA

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Asta,

I jus hope wiv all the corned beef he duzzent get too fat for the dor! HEHE!

Nose hugs!

:@D

Becky said...

Oh - too bad you lost your castle (or fort), but the Hedgehog will love you forever!!

Gee - I could go for some chocolate peanut bombs about now myself... off to see what I can find!!

Stanley said...

Hey, Bobber!

So STINKIN' glad you're back, man!
Right off I'm sending some healing goober smooches, the really juicy kind, to your mama. Sounds like she needs them!

What an amazingly FABulous idea to get that hedgehog house, and for you guys to all play storm the castle with it... to try it out and all. I can just picture Dilly hurling chocolate peanuts at you guys. I bet you had a feast back in Scotland!

Keep us up-to-date on hedgehog movements in the backyard. I'm all a twitter just wondering what he'll do!

Goober love,
Stanley

Stardust said...

MuaHAHAHA, I cooldn't stop larfing wif dat 2nd pikcher. Bob... hugs...

Aww...Yur family is sweeeeet. Hedgehog hause, what a thoughtful arrangement. I dun't see hedgehog here, so I'm kwite egcited about your winter guest. I hope it's willing to stay. =)

Ms. Creek said...

ya know, bob, i think Chuck has troubles jumping back and forth on the keys but i've never heard him complain about turning on the puter or tv...i'll have to ask him about that. good thing you have the remote buttons mastered so you can watch cartoons!

the house is GREAT. it looked fun as a castle (lucky you had chocolate covered peanuts thrown at you instead of firey balls!) and for a hedgehog house. you sure have a creative mummy and daddy!

i beati said...

Mummy is the cleverest Mummy and I need pictures of that ..sk

Lynda (Granny K) said...

What a great game! I hope the hedgehog moves in.
Por Mummy - hope she is feeling better again soon. Nose hugs - beep!

Bear Naked said...

Bob
What a wonderful wooden box.
I hope it is large enough because I have a feeling that with such a beautiful new home, Mr.& Mrs. Hedgehog just might need to use part of it as a nursery.

Bear((( )))

Alex L said...

Looks like a grand place for the little blighter to bunker down for the winter. Shame you and Dilly wont get to play in it though.

CherryPie said...

And I thought it was going to be a bird box. What a lovely idea, I have never heard of one of those before!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Becky,

choklit peanuts ar the best munchies on the werld. Unless thare is carrot cayke, of course. Or soda bred an hunny....

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Stanley,

I fownd an enORmuss hedgehog moovment on the grarss the uther day, but not as big as the wun left on the frunt lorn by the cat that livs across the road. Man, I don't kno wat that cat's been eetin, but I do hope they buy a diffrent brand this week....

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Stardust,

I hope so too! Altho they hibernayte, they do nip owt now an then for munchies, an if he livs neer us we can keep an eye on him an get him fresh food wen he wants sum.

We sor kwite a littol wun larst nite.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,

I bet he duzz hav trubbol. arfter all, heez ownly a dragon.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

i beati,

She haz her moments :@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Lynda,

Mummy is still not rite. She sed sheed like a wee howse ov her own too, whare she can hibernayte. But then I poyntid owt to her, sheed hav to mayke all her own cups ov tea, an she duzz like it wen sumsun else brings her a cup of tea.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Bear Naked

Hullo Buddy!

We did see a yungster larst nite! He waz much littler than the uther hogs weev seen. Yu cud see all the fur ov his tummy stikkin owt arownd him an his long bak legs. He waz havin a scratch an flasht his bottom at me! Wa-hey!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Alex L

Absolootly. Altho, havin a carsol to play in duzz hav its drorbaks. I meen, Dilly-type-nonsense. She is obsesst wiv carsols.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Cherrypie,

Ah yes, theyve been lookin at berd boxes too!

No Cool Story said...

I love hedgehogs!
And I also super love Bear that keep blogs and take lots of fun pictures.

I bet your mom has won lots of gold medals by now. Way to go Mom!