WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Monday, September 15, 2008

Cheeky Bears!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: we playd on Saturday an lost 7 - nil!!!! It waz agenst Shrewsbury (full nayme Shrewd cheetin scum town). It waz terrerbol. An jus goze to proov that they wer cheetin, coz utherwize how wud they hav got 7? Enyway. Lukkily Mummy had replayst my choklit peanuts that sheed skofft in the week, so I waz abol to hav lots ov consolaytory munchies.
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 910
  • Day Score: 7.421/10


Oh boy! This mayde me larf and larf! This is from an emayle that Mummy's frend, Beth, sent her from Maine. This is wat the emayle sed:

A family that lives on the outskirts of Anchorage, Alaska, decided to build a sturdy, colourful playground for their 3 and 4 year old boys. They lined the bottom with smooth-stoned gravel all around to avoid knee scrapes and other injuries. They finished building it one Friday evening and were very pleased with the end product. The following morning, the mother was about to wake up the boys and have them go and play in their new play centre. This is what she saw from the upstairs window:

Jus look at the wun on the slide!!!! WA-HEYYY!!!!!!!!! Cheeky Bears!!!!! HAHAHA!

Oh boy! Wat fun!


Mummy is still sleepy an aykey. I keep maykin her cups ov tea. Tonite weer havin curry for dinner, so maybe that will spark her up a bit. Hope so!

Bye fer now!


Becky said...

Fun! I laughed, too, Bob! Those Alaska Bears get all the fun - ha

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Becky, not ALL the fun! They don't hav a pant dror to frolick in!!!

BumbleVee said...

he he...a great time was had by all....

hey... great minds think alike...I'm doing curry chops with rice for supper.....

about the baking...it's just sad that I can't scoff all that I make seeing as the stupid cholesterol is so out of whack....sigh....oh, well, I will certainly still enjoy small nibbles of it..... or, what's the point, eh? ....

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Tee! Hee! Clever bears! Hope the curry helps mummy feel better.

Anonymous said...

Hi Bobby!
I've been very busy. I miss you. Those bears are having great fun.

Ms. Creek said...

thanks for the special smiles today! those bears are almost as cute as you and your buddies are!

we all could learn from them and just have FUN once in a while!

luvs to mummy!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Mummy baykes but yewzes "Benecol" an oliv oil. An she yewzes sweetener not shooger, cos she issent ment to hav shoogery stuff cos it muks up her insulin.

But she had hi colestroll too, but dident giv up eggs an stuff. She haz low fat cheez, too. But on her last test they sed that yes, her colesteroll waz still hi but that the good colesteroll waz hier than the bad, an if yu hav them in a good rayshio that's ok. So the doc told her not to worry. So she duzzent now. She jus trys to cut down on "sat fats". If she eets enuff ov the good wuns she stays ok.

The curry waz yum!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Lynda, the curry waz yum! An weer havin sum tea in a minit to wash it down :@)

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


It's bin bizzy heer too. I've mist vizitin all my blogger buddies. That's wy I had to sit down this eevnin an go throo my list ov links an vizit evrywun on it. I'm shor I've probly mist a few peeps, tho, hoo arnt on the list yet!!! Oh deer..

Nose hugs!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,

Oh yes, yu hav to fun now an then an yu hav to think, if I wer 6, wat wud I do now? Mummy did that the other day an desydid that the arnser waz "Skip!" so she startid skippin across the car park, an me an Daddy joyned in. It waz fun! Pritty soon we spottid a littol gerl hoo waz copyin us!


Bear Naked said...

I wonder if those bears were waiting on the sidelines until the playground was totally finished so they could then explore and have a beary good time on all that fun equipment?

I'm sorry that when you read my blog today that you felt a little yucky.
But what I wrote today was very important for all the mummies in the blogosphere.
They should NEVER feel ashamed or embarassed to talk to their doctors if they have the same problems that I was having.

On a happier note, if you visit my blog on Tuesday I have written about Toblerone chocolate and put a link to your blog.

Bear((( )))

Asta said...

Those beaws awe adowable and I think it's a pawfect playgwound fow them..I just hope they don't live neaw the monstew woman Palin.
Give youw Mum some of my special healing smoochie kisses plez

No Cool Story said...

Bears sure know how to party!

♪It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A ♪
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A ♫


Ms. Creek said...

sometimes jo jo and i have done that...sometimes you just feel like skipping...and we did! so good for you and mummy and daddy and the little girl that did it too!

Stardust said...

Oh Bob, dis is totally incredible! De bears ar obviously having a good time! Playground well made!

Bears ar such fun loving animals. =D The pictures made me larf and smile. =)

Mummy's unwell? Do all de beary good stuff and I hope dat mummy gets better quickly! Keep tummy warm, esphesolly the button area!

Stardust said...

P/S: Thank yu fer the messidge Bob. De linking matter is really ok actually. Need yur nose dou, fer sum nose hugs... =@)

Blue said...

That is brillant!


i beati said...

somuch fun- sent you a hedgie on my blog- anyine in the house??????hedgie house??

Bear Naked said...

Don't forget to come over

Bear((( )))

The Dutchess said...

hello Bob,Bleu told me to visit you and i am so happy i did..this blog is all about Bears.And i love bears ..take a look at my place and you will understand. Greets from Holland

T.B. Superstar said...

Hahahaha. Dat's funny! I was visitin grandmah with mommy. Just cetching up on your blog.
*nose hugs*

david mcmahon said...

I saw those bears in Alaska last month!!

Tell Mum I hope she's better soon.

Stanley said...


That there story CRACKED ME UP! Bet those hoomans had NO IDEA they were designing a fabulous playground for the local bear population. hehehe Looks like something you'd do, buddy!

By the way, your parcel is wingin' its way to you... finally. My girl is sorry it took so long, AND she forgot to stuff in the chocolate peanuts we got you. She said they won't go to waste, though. (She's a sucker for ANYthing chocolate.)

Goober love & smooches,

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Bear Naked,
Thank yu for enlitenin me abowt the Toblerone Bear! WOW! I dident see him befor! D'oh!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


I sor wat that Palin woman duzz to Bears. Terribol. Allmost as terribol as wat naymes she gayve her kids.
Mind yu, did yu see that Makayne fello? The wun that looks like a badly stufft camel? Good Lor.

Nose hugs!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

No Cool Story,

I luv that darnse! Wa-heyyy! I enjoyd bein over at yor playse an havin a good boogie :@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,

Mummy goze on swings, too. It's embarrassin. We hav to stand on grd in cayse a park warden comes along, cos thare's a notiss that sez they're for under 12's.
An no way is she that.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


heheheh! i mayde her lots ov tea an she lay infrunt ov the fire. She is better now :@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...




B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

i beati,

yes!!! Hurray! We sor larstnite- thare is a littol wun yewzin it as a hide owt! He nippt inside wen Mummy waz puttin his food owt, then cayme owt an ate it!!! It's good news cos it meens he haz fownd it! Hurrayyy!!!


I'll hav to nip over in a minit an chek owt yor hedgies!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

the dutchess,

Oh wow! Royalty! Gosh! Hehehe hullo! I shall nip over an see....

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...




B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Hullo thare!!! Ah yes, I forgot yu'd been Bear spottin... :@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


gerls ar mad for choklit, arnt they? SPeshly rownd sertin weeks in the munth. It's reelly, reelly odd. For most ov the munth Mummy sez she carnt eet shoogar cos it's bad for her, then, sheel hav a week whare if yu don't let her eet yor stash she duzz Incredibol Hulk impreshuns. Like larst week. She had tummy pains an still ate choklit an told me it waz medisinal!!!


Ooooo a parsol? Hehehehe how eggsytin!!!!! Thanks!!!