WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Monday, September 22, 2008

Long leggid Bears, rencht baks, an extra pooey bottoms.

Weekend's scores:
  • Gills: poo! We played Aldershot (Full nayme - Mummy won't let me rite it cos it's a bit like SHOT but not. But yu get wat I meen. Ha!) an they wer cheets!! We had to play wiv just 10 men an they got wun mor goal than us just to rub it in.
  • Simpsons: no
  • Tesco: yes
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
  • Overall Score: 6.39621/10


Mummy has reelly rencht her bak an hassent been abol to walk proply since Friday. She haz got hold ov sum metal rods we yewz to open windows that ar hi up an owt ov reech, an she iz yewzin theez az walkin stiks. She carnt walk uprite so it's reelly eezy to get a lift- yu just jump on bord as she goze parst, an hold on to the bak ov her T-Shert.

The doctor tonite gayve her sum pills. Sum ov them ar painkillin types an the uther ar relax-yer-mussols-an-nok-yu-owt types. I'm a tad worreed abowt thiz larst type, az she haz allreddy been pooin alot today, followin eetin Daddy's chilli-hot Bombay Mix larst nite. The larst combinayshun ov things yu want is: unaybol to walk + allreddy pooey bottom + mussol relaxin drugs. I'm goin to be keepin well cleer for the nex few hours, I can tell yu.

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I've suddenly realized wy my footboll teem, Gillingham, havent been too brillyant this seezon. I've been fergettin to alert yu all to ware yor lukky bloo pants on match days!!!!!!!! So let's start agen strayte away now! They ar playin this comin Saterday- so get yor bloo pants reddy! Uther bloo clothes will help; T-shirts, speshly, an scarfs, tho it ite not be cold enuff for scarfs yet. But bloo pants ar the most pantayshus an therefor the most powerful. I kno I can rely on yu all!

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I'm off to watch University Challenge now. Wun ov the teems, Edinburgh, haz a Bear! So he is shor to win.

Grayum is gettin so exsytid. He allways duzz. This is him watchin it the uther week, wen Bath had a Bear on teem. I find it a bit differcult to beleev a Bear wud want to be assoshyaytid wiv a BATH but Mummy sez it's a nayme ov an old playse whare Roman types yewst to hav baths. Sownds a bit far fetcht to me. Enyway. I think this Bear haz extra long runnin-legs to cope wiv the danger ov baths in the visinity. Throw my arms up at him!

Bye fer now!!!!

ps: the Bear's teem wun tonite!!!!


Bear Naked said...

Oh poor Mummy.
You must give her some gentle bear hugs from me.
I didn't know anything about lucky blue pants.
I will make sure this coming Saturday to wear blue for you.

Bear((( )))

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Oh No!! Poor Mummy! I hope the pills work and that she is better again asap. I will wear as much bloo as possible on Saturday. Lets hope it werks. Be kind to mummy and see if you can't find her some chocolate or a tasty bisquit to help.

Stardust said...


Poor thing mummy is... =( Bob, take good care of mummy!! I'll pray dat all heals up soon! Take care of diet and have lots of fluid, poo makes mummy deehydrated.

I've been to BATH, the bathwater is colored lyke choklit!

Stanley said...


Be sure to give your mama some extra large, juicy goober smooches from me, and tiny (but juicy) goobery kissies from Stella ~ goob smooches have healing properties ya know! I think she's ingenious to find a way to get around.

Yep, you're right. A sleeping type pill and a laxative type situation is not a good combination. Maybe she should be using rubber sheets for the next week. hehehe

Glad the bears are making a showing on quiz show. I bet lots of teams start bringing bears, thinking they're just lucky charms and not giving a thought to how much they could ACTUALLY contribute to the team.

Hope your package gets there soon. It should be there any day now.

Goober love,

Stanley said...

Pee Ess

My girl said Bath is a real place, and she's been there, but didn't have a bath there... just tea in the Pump Room. (oooo la la)

Goob love,

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Bear Naked,

I shall add yor gentol bear hugs to the pile :@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


She is still hobbling abowt. She sez she wud like to lie down on the flor but won't becos she sor a spider run owt across the flor the uther nite an sheez worreed mor will come an sneek into her hair :@~

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


warter that looks like choklit! HAHAHAHAHA! I think Mummy wud kno wat yu meen rite now HAHAHAHA!

ENyway. Yes, we ar maykin her lots ov tea an she is sippin ginger ale too :@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


All thoze goober joossy smooches! Hehe! I'm not shor an 8 inch Bear can prodews that much slobber. Hehehe!

Rubber sheets- that sownds like a good idea but cold!

Yeah, I think the teems wiv Bears tayke the wee fella for grarntid. They hardly ever giv him eny credit at all. Altho the uther week, wun ov them waz allowd to join in wayvin goodbye at the end.


RUTH said...

Oh I do hope your Mummy's back is better soon. I am in sympathy with her as I wrenched my knee playing netball....I really should remember I'm not as young as I used to be...LOL
Thanks for letting me know about the book shop. I don't often get over to Colchester but will ask my daughter (Leanne)to have a look for me.
Loadsa hugs

Shrinky said...

I love to sit through University Challenge, but I never know one answer (sigh). As for poor old mummy, yikes, that is serious stuff, that is. I do hope she straightens out soon, it's no fun at all being trapped bent double (hope greyum is a gent, giggle..).

Just off to find hubbys giant blue boxers for the match on Saturday..

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


it's horbol wen yor knees go! Mine went wile I waz doin a speshol twist-rownd moov in a darnse wunce!

Yes, we sor those books in the Red Lion bookshop larst week! They lookt very good an speshly as they wer buy wun get wun free!!!


T.B. Superstar said...

Hey Bob!
I hope your mummy feels better soon. Just keep takin good care of her. My mommy has been really down. Sleeping a lot. We'll have your mummy in our thoughts.
Thanks for the comments on my new blog look. I like the blue too. Which reminds me, I will wear blue pants for you!
*nose hugs*

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Grayum is a gent but he is a Bear so he wud be!!!! Daddy's nayme is Kevin!!! HHAHAHAH! An he issent, not reelly, an keeps tikkly Mummy's bottom as she hobbols along...

If he wer a Bear heed be wun ov an extreemly cheeky kind! WA-HEYYY!!!!
Throw my arms up at him!



B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Ahhh sorry yor Ma is low. I've got the tub ov Choccie Hobnobs for yu!!! I shall get them in the post for yu both. I hope this will mayke yor Ma smile :@D

Becky said...

Well, Bob - I will make sure I save my blue pants for the right days from here on out!

Hope your mum feels better soon...make sure she doesn't run out of TP! That is the worst...

Velvet Ginger said...

I feel bad for your poor Mummy! give her my best in hopes she feels better soon, being down in the back is no fun!
We don't have that game show here on the other side of the pond, but it looks exciting. Good luck to your football team! My football team (not soccer) Dallas Cowboys won sunday!
Take Good Care of your Mummy Bob!

T.B. Superstar said...

Yummy! I am sure that will make mommy smile (and me too)! Thanks :)
*nose hugs*

No Cool Story said...

Oh no, your poor Mummy! Maybe she needs to take an antipooey.
Or bring the potty next to her bed.
Or put her bed next to the potty.

No Cool Story said...

WOO HOOO, bear team!

Alex L said...

I hope mummy feels better soon, backs can be a real pain sometimes.

Stardust said...

Popping by to peep if mummy's getting better...nope?

Difficult it must be huh? =( Be good kids wif Dilly!

I haven't seen mooncakes sinse I've moved to Jap, for yearsss ( caunt the 's's to noe how mani years ). My family left wun fer me when I've reached Sg, but I only ate 1/8. Mooncakes are totally sweet, quite unlike chocklit.

Did yu moon de moon on the full moon nite?

Do thank mummy on my behalf fer enjoying her transit. I luv England an de warm British! Every memory is still fresh in my mind. Sadly, I don't find myself returning soon, maybe a decade later? Fer ferst, I'm luking ferward to de nezt Olympiks an hope to catch sum familiar sights! =D

CherryPie said...

I hope mummy feels better soon, give her some *hugs* from me :-)

i beati said...

Poor Mummy . I hate it ..Is she upright yet??ouch.. With those pills, she may get very relaxed and start dancing some sort of jig.??Blue pants it is .. sandy

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


I kno I can depend on yu for bloo pantayshusness. Thank yu!!! :@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Velvet Ginger

We don't call it soccer we call it football, an wat YU call football we call "Amerrykan Football". Heheheh!

Me an the uther Bears ar taykin it in terns runnin up an down Mummy's bak in a wee massardge motif.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


we hav a few things rapt in brown payper an stakt up reddy to go to the post offiss now, incloodin yor Hobnobs an a berfday pressie for wun ov the neffews that shud hav been thare a few days ago... ooops! Mummy just hassent bin abol to get owt to send them all. But feer not! As they ar rapt up, yor Hobnobs ar parst the "Cud be eeten befor they get to yu" daynger stayge.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

No Cool Story,

HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA! Pooey pottys!!! HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!Pooey pottys!!!!! Hahahaha oh oh stop I've got a stitch now HAHAHAHA oof

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Alex L,


I think it is a sine ov her advarnsin age, meself.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Ah yes, it is always lukky to moon the moon! HAHAHA!

Thank yu for lettin me kno wat those mooncaykes tayste like. They wer taykin orders for them in town, in The China Centre, but they cost £24!!! I thort this waz a lot! WOW! Yu cud get abowt 10 carrot caykes for that. (Mmmm 10 carrot caykes! sLURP!)

Mummy wants to vizit Singapore agen an yu want to vizit heer agen! Yu shud get together an say wy, so that yu eech appryshyate things that ar neer yu, like, Mummy likes that yu had a hummingbird on yor bank notes, an that the streets wer cleen an it waz warm an thare wer lots ov flowers. Heer we hav old things like carsols an big old howses an Mummy likes this cos she likes history. But she duzzent like that lots ov peepol ar rood an not menny peepol hav good manners eny mor.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


I will parss on yor hugs!!!!

I like yor nayme cos it reminds me ov a cherry baykewell tart. YUM!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

i beati,

She is taykin the pills an they help her sleep throo sum ov the painfulness ov it. But she duzzent stay asleep for long at a time. SHe is still wobbly an carnt get uprite. Daddy is doin lots ov help, like, he cookt dinner larst nite an wuddent let Mummy help or cleen up.

Meenwile she is raiding the choklit cos she sez its medisinal.