- Gills: poo! We played Aldershot (Full nayme - Mummy won't let me rite it cos it's a bit like SHOT but not. But yu get wat I meen. Ha!) an they wer cheets!! We had to play wiv just 10 men an they got wun mor goal than us just to rub it in.
- Simpsons: no
- Tesco: yes
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
- Overall Score: 6.39621/10
Mummy has reelly rencht her bak an hassent been abol to walk proply since Friday. She haz got hold ov sum metal rods we yewz to open windows that ar hi up an owt ov reech, an she iz yewzin theez az walkin stiks. She carnt walk uprite so it's reelly eezy to get a lift- yu just jump on bord as she goze parst, an hold on to the bak ov her T-Shert.
The doctor tonite gayve her sum pills. Sum ov them ar painkillin types an the uther ar relax-yer-mussols-an-nok-yu-owt types. I'm a tad worreed abowt thiz larst type, az she haz allreddy been pooin alot today, followin eetin Daddy's chilli-hot Bombay Mix larst nite. The larst combinayshun ov things yu want is: unaybol to walk + allreddy pooey bottom + mussol relaxin drugs. I'm goin to be keepin well cleer for the nex few hours, I can tell yu.
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I've suddenly realized wy my footboll teem, Gillingham, havent been too brillyant this seezon. I've been fergettin to alert yu all to ware yor lukky bloo pants on match days!!!!!!!! So let's start agen strayte away now! They ar playin this comin Saterday- so get yor bloo pants reddy! Uther bloo clothes will help; T-shirts, speshly, an scarfs, tho it ite not be cold enuff for scarfs yet. But bloo pants ar the most pantayshus an therefor the most powerful. I kno I can rely on yu all!
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I'm off to watch University Challenge now. Wun ov the teems, Edinburgh, haz a Bear! So he is shor to win.
Grayum is gettin so exsytid. He allways duzz. This is him watchin it the uther week, wen Bath had a Bear on teem. I find it a bit differcult to beleev a Bear wud want to be assoshyaytid wiv a BATH but Mummy sez it's a nayme ov an old playse whare Roman types yewst to hav baths. Sownds a bit far fetcht to me. Enyway. I think this Bear haz extra long runnin-legs to cope wiv the danger ov baths in the visinity. Throw my arms up at him!
Bye fer now!!!!