- Gills: no- good Lor, I do hope they're praktissin.
- Simpsons: yes
- Tesco: no
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
- Day Score: 7.126 it waz doin better but then I diskuverd that LBBBJ had sneekt down off the window-sill on a non-T day. Heez gettin well cheeky, that wun. Mummy sed it's jus that he wants to be wiv me but rools is rools an if yu don't hav rools wat do yu get? Anarky, that's wat. /10
Wa-heyyy! I am pleezd to report that the Bear skulpcher at Colchester Carsol waz thare agen this summer! We had sum nice wether theez larst few days, so me an Dilly went up thare wiv the camra to chek on it, an to scare the torrists.
We dident reelly go into town alone. Mummy went on the bus an we sneekt into her bag. Well, we dident want to risk her goin owt alone an gettin the rong bus home. Sheez dun that befor. But this time, wiv Daddy at werk an so not abol to come an get her, it mite hav been hours befor sumwun prest the big button on the telly rownd heer. Cuddent risk missin The Simpsons. So we had to go wiv her.
We hung arownd the carsol (they hav a big park wiv a hewge sellekshun ov diffrent leevs to try owt jhee jhee jhee) an Mummy went to the shops whare she went to Sainsburys an bort sossidges an needent hav becos yu can get them at Tesco, whare she haz a loyalty card, an she oviossly duzzent do loyal like we Bears do coz she keeps doin this sorta thing.
Did yu see wat Bear Naked blogged abowt the uther day????
WOW! Talk abowt Bears in disgize!!!!! He rote abowt Toblerone bars an sed thare was a Bear on the packidging!!!! I DID NOT KNO THIS!!!!!! But look! It's troo!!!!!
It jus goze to show, thare may be Bears abowt an yu don't eevn kno it! Keep yor eyes owt for us today, peepol! We may be watchin yu! Woohooohoooooharharharrrrr......
Bye fer now!