WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Wa-heyy! Serruptishus Bears In Disgize!!!!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no- good Lor, I do hope they're praktissin.
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
  • Day Score: 7.126 it waz doin better but then I diskuverd that LBBBJ had sneekt down off the window-sill on a non-T day. Heez gettin well cheeky, that wun. Mummy sed it's jus that he wants to be wiv me but rools is rools an if yu don't hav rools wat do yu get? Anarky, that's wat. /10


Wa-heyyy! I am pleezd to report that the Bear skulpcher at Colchester Carsol waz thare agen this summer! We had sum nice wether theez larst few days, so me an Dilly went up thare wiv the camra to chek on it, an to scare the torrists.

Look! Heer he is!Larst yeer he had a hunny pot in frunt ov him, wiv yello marrygolds in it. Alas, he must be on a diet this yeer!Dilly, as yewzual, waz ownly intrestid in wun thing...Yup, the carsol.

Hang on! Wat's that in frunt ov it?

It's a lion!!!

Heez eevn got wiskers!!!Wa-hey!

We dident reelly go into town alone. Mummy went on the bus an we sneekt into her bag. Well, we dident want to risk her goin owt alone an gettin the rong bus home. Sheez dun that befor. But this time, wiv Daddy at werk an so not abol to come an get her, it mite hav been hours befor sumwun prest the big button on the telly rownd heer. Cuddent risk missin The Simpsons. So we had to go wiv her.

We hung arownd the carsol (they hav a big park wiv a hewge sellekshun ov diffrent leevs to try owt jhee jhee jhee) an Mummy went to the shops whare she went to Sainsburys an bort sossidges an needent hav becos yu can get them at Tesco, whare she haz a loyalty card, an she oviossly duzzent do loyal like we Bears do coz she keeps doin this sorta thing.


Did yu see wat Bear Naked blogged abowt the uther day????

WOW! Talk abowt Bears in disgize!!!!! He rote abowt Toblerone bars an sed thare was a Bear on the packidging!!!! I DID NOT KNO THIS!!!!!! But look! It's troo!!!!!



It jus goze to show, thare may be Bears abowt an yu don't eevn kno it! Keep yor eyes owt for us today, peepol! We may be watchin yu! Woohooohoooooharharharrrrr......


Bye fer now!


Molly and Taffy said...

That bear and the lion look really cool at your castle. We don't have anything like that where we live. Sob.

Bob, going to send you an email with a bear in!

Molly and Taffy xx

Stardust said...

It's a BEAR! HUGE, FAT, even when it's on diet! Did yu do a nose to nose wiv it? I wonder if its nose is bigger than yur size!

I'm so envious of your walk in the beautiful garden compound...

And hey, I see the BEAR in the Tolberone chocklit!! Amazing!!

The Dutchess said...

SO Funny..I will be back after my blogbreak ..Have a happy bear time..

Cassidy said...

Mummy says she never noticed the bear on the Toblerone packet either, but then again, with the way she attacks a chocolate bar, her mind is on other things!

Cassidy x

i beati said...

oh how lovely Bears in plant coats chasing bears in blue pants just fun!!

Bear Naked said...

Glad to see that you are passing on the hidden Toblerone bear to all your other readers.
And Bob, I'm a girl not a boy.

Bear((( )))

BumbleVee said...

Darn it....I was at the Colchester Castle in '05 and I didn't see any of that.... must have been more around to the house nearby ... it looks sort of like the big red brick building..but that was to the right side of the castle grounds more if I remember correctly.... .... guess my guides didn't know about the bear topiary.....

No Cool Story said...

That's so cool.

Stanley said...

Hey, Bob!

You bears can be a sneaky lot, you can. At least I know that you all sneak around for our own good (I'm talking about that Toblerone bear ~ WHO KNEW?)!

I love the bear sculpture, but it's really too bad they have him on a diet. All of these folks with body image problems... it's even pouring over into the bear population. That's a little sad.

Glad you all sniffed out that lion. He definitely was worth a look too.

I'm guessing you got your mama home okay and on the right bus. Please keep taking good care of her & give her a big juicy goober smooch from me. It will do her a WORLD of good.

Goober love,

Ms. Creek said...

So LBBBJ broke the rules, huh?

Looks like a really nice visit to the castle and those bush sculptures are dang cool!

some day i'll visit there...some day...

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Wahayy Bob! Love the topiary and the carstle. I never noticed the bear on the Toblerone either! Now I shall be able to impress my friends and family at Christmastime by showing them.

Bumpkin Bears said...

hey BT, Luv the gween bear :) and WOW I've never seen dat bear on the toblewoon box - too cool :) Beary Hugs, the Bumpkin Bears xx

San said...

WOW, Bob, you have opened my eyes. I had never noticed that bear on the Toblerone package. Maybe I need to get one and investigate up close. ;-D

I love the topiary bear and lion. And the carsol is magnificent!

Alex L said...

I've never noticed the bear on the toblerone before

Turbo the Sibe said...

Wow! That statue looks just like you. And I didn't know about the bear on the candy, either!

mousie said...

that's a real gorgeaous trip ! you lucky boy !!!
extraordinary photos , darling you are the best...tell your mum her kind words were very comforting...keep you all in my thoughts...just bought some delicious honey, want some ?

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Molly an Taffy,

I am very eggsytid abowt this an am goin off to chek the email rite arfter I've dun all me messidges. Thanks!!!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


HEHEHEHE! Issent it fun how so menny Bears ar a rownd shaype!! Hehehe! I cuddent reech his nose for a nose-to-nose tutch cos the fence waz in the way. But it wud hav been fun to do cos his nose haz got "sedum" leevs in it an they ar all thik an skwashy.

We had to buy sum Toblerone choklit to mayke shor of corse but yes, issent it amayzin that thare is a Bear on it??? WOW Bear Naked is sooooo clever to spot it!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

The Dutchess,

Wen yu come bak I shall hav to introdewse yu to my sister. She will be so pleesd to meet a Dutchess! Hav a happy blog brake!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


It looks like Bear Naked is the ownly wun hoo notist! Issent it amayzin?

Under chin tikkols!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

i beati,

this sownds jus like a dreem I had th euther nite!!!



B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Bear Naked,

I am sooooo sorry! It is hard to tell wen yor owt ov yor skin. Haha! I'm sorry abowt that. Ooo a gerl Bear, eh? Teehee! OoooOooo a gerl Bear hoo appreeshyates pants. Hehehe!

Thank yu abowt the informayshun on Toblerones. We had to buy sum for resertch, ov corse, an they wer yumy. Did yu tayste the new hunnycomb wun? Cor! yum!

Yu ar so clever to hav spottid the Bear in disgize!

Nose hugs!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


the Bear haz ownly bin thare this yeer an larst, but befor, they did a peacock in flowers in frunt ov the carsol- whare they hav the lion now.

The bildin in the bakgrownd is the Hollytrees mewseum nex dor. They hav lots ov old Viktorian toys in thare. We havent bin inside yet but I'd like to go in an see if thare ar eny retired Bears.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

No Cool Story


I kno I can rely on yu for bloo pantayshusness :@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


We sor a dog jus like yu the uther day!!! I sed "Wa-heyy it's a Stanley Dog!" an evrywun in the car knew wat I ment.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,

Not ownly this, but MUMMY windowsill bear has been braykin them this weekend too. Dilly sez she needid help gettin Mummy in an owt ov the barth an had to arsk anuther gerl. But I don't think it's a good enuff excewse to be off the windowsill for 2 days. Onnistly it's anarky rownd heer...

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


I want to stand neer all the Toblerones in Tesco an tell peepol as they go by but Daddy sed I shuddent cos I mite scare them if they're not yewst to talkin BEars but that issent my folt is it?

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Bumpkin Bears,

Issent it amayzin? I think we BEars jus owe it to ourselves to buy as menny bars ov choklit as possibol just to chek them owt for uther hidden Bear images...


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Hullo! Yes, do get sum Toblerones an chek it owt!!!! I think yu shud buy wun ov evry variety too.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


nowun did! Just Bear Naked! Issent it amayzin! I rekkon she mite be a spy!!!!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Hullo buddy!

Hey I jus had a thort- I wunder if the skwirrols in the park hide their nuts in the Bear! Heheheh!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Mousie! Fresh hunny? I'm rite over!