Jumpin
Yesterday's scores:
- Gills: yes, an me an Daddy went to watch- waheyyy! Gills wun 2-nil agenst Chester (full nayme, Chester Chester stik it up yer vest yer) so thanks to evrywun hoo wor their lukky bloo pants for us!!! OH! OH! An I must tell yu- I sor 2 uther Bears at the football, too! HEHEHE!
- Simpsons: no
- Tesco: no
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: ooops, fergot, too bizzy.. /10
- Day Score: 7.83261/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!
Daddy flew off to Ireland this mornin, to vizit Granny-Ireland an Grandad-Poppa.
Mummy cuddent go cos she haz no foto-ID. Yu need foto-ID to get on the playne to Ireland from heer. Mummy duzzent hav a drivin lysence yet an her passport went owt ov dayte, so she cuddent go. I did offer to go along an identify her, an poynt at her an say "DIS IS MY MUMMY!" but aparrently that wuddent be enuff.
To be onnist, I tayke offence at that. It meens they ar dowtin my werd as a Bear. Huh!
I wuddent ever go to Ireland wivowt Mummy, ov corse: Daddy haz a menny an varreed record ov parental soopervizion:
- throwin me owt ov bed an then sayin that I jumpt
- hurlin me towards the fireplace an then sayin that I jumpt
- droppin me in a muddy puddol in a carpark an then sayin that I jumpt
- droppin me as he got owt ov the car, leevin me in the roade so that I got run over, an then sayin that I jumpt
- droppin his spagetti boolonayze on me an then sayin that I jumpt
Yu may hav notist a theem formin heer, an to this I wud just like to add a small note, wich I hope Daddy piks up at sum poynt:
DADDY! I OWNLY JUMP FOR 2 THINGS!!!
- Thunder
- Darnsin
I hope this cleers this up. I shall not say enything further. I shall not poynt the furry digit. I shall meerly leev it to yor own intellygent conkloozions. Ahem.
My littol sister is allreddy up to no good. I knew I say, I say I jus KNEW she wud start to play up as soon as Daddy waz away.
Enway......... I shall rize abuv it. (But NOT JUMP.)
Bye fer now!
14 comments:
well, you don't jump on the trampoline? you don't jump for the mexican jumping beans? you don't do jumping jacks? only those 2 things???
Woo hoo! Gills won! Yay!
I definitely jump for thunder too but I don't jump alot for darnsin as I'm gettin a bit old. Do you sometimes think maybe your daddy isn't lookin after you too well? That spagetti boolonayze sounds a bit dayngerusto me.
Oooh! Ted fell out of my car once. He was sat on the dashboard over the crack where the door openend....
He has never been allowed to sit there again!
Bob, I am truly impressed.
Just look at your signature---everybody go back and look at his post.
Bob is going all professional on us now.
Do you think it is might be worth any money????
An "original" Bob T Bear (esq)signature has to be worth at least what??
Bear((( )))
Poor Bob. Bear can vouch fer mummy! Peeple ar ewsually bad.
Poor Bob agen. I noe how it feels to be ' ronged '. I got punished very often fer things I was blamed fer but I did not meen to commit. Eniway, it's over. Yu'll still grow up a happy Bear.
As fer Dilly, dun't over do it. I luv yu both...
Well you must be quite a jumper Bob, if your Dads right. And I can't beleive they wont accept your indentification of your mum.
Yo Bob, sounds like your Dad uses "jumping" as an excuse when he messes up! My husband does that, but he always says "Scooter did it". As if Scooter, a 4lb. Yorkshire terrier could climb 4 shelves in the pantry and eat my entire bag of Cheetoes in one sitting... not likely!!
I saw what your sister posted on her blog about you! Wow, "if" you were acting, you were great. I'm kind of thinking that if you drank the entire bottle, that was maybe too MUCH for a bear of your diminuitive size...perhaps a little moderation in the future, eh? LOL
Hope your Dad is OK in Ireland without you and your Mum to keep him out of trouble... Be nice to your sister, remember she is a dainty little girl - no revenge!
ha
Come here (arms open and outstreched) rocking you.. there, there bonny lad - shhhhhhhhhhh, it's okay (stroking your head), mummy knows, you know. She'll always look out for you, so she will. Worry ye not, bonny lad, you are in safe hands with her, 'cos I have it on very good authority that she happens to love you very, very much.
And what a bastard her passport is out of date. POO!!
I was sure a sweet and happy bear like you would "jump for joy"! I am sure your Daddy didn't mean to do all those things...are you layiing off the "sauce" now?
I told your sister NOT to put those pictures on her blog!
Hi Bob! Stop jumping...just kidding!
--TB
hello there old friend. sorry It has been so long. Life has been busy here with kids and dogs and life. LOL.
My kids love to jump. maybe they can teach you!
hee-hee
Our new cria LOVES to jump! You can see a picture of her if you visit me and scroll down past the, sniff-sniff.... sales page.... Wah-ha-haaaa!!!! Sniff, I'm okay.
Tell your daddy my hubby blames it on my teenaged son! HA!
Slainte~
Rachelle
somethings going awry I'm sending in the investigators !!
somethings going awry I'm sending in the investigators !!
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