WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Well, it's not befor time!!!!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: we didn't play this game, we played "Bear! Not-a-Bear!" an Grayum, an ex pro at this, gayve lessons to Sam.
  • Day Score: 7 ish, I gess/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Well, we had to hire a car. Utherwise Daddy wuddent get to werk next week. An we wuddent get to Football today! Wa-heyy!

So Daddy got strayte on the fone Therzday nite to find a car rite away. He had to get a cab over to whare it livd, then drive it bak. Well, by the time he got home in it, it waz gettin dark an I waz watchin The Simpsons, so I dident tayke much notiss, reelly.

But gess wat?????????? Oh my! Heheee!!!!! I had a proper look yesterday an an an oh! Yu won't beleev it, so I better show yu a foto-.......it's got my nayme on it! It haz!!! Hehehehe! We got a car wiv my nayme on it! Hahaha! Well, it's abowt time. Hahaha! An the GGZ cud be a Beary ggggggggzzzz noize or short for grizzly. Teehee! Daddy sed he haddent realized! D'oh! Hahaha!

I am a TAD worreed abowt bein in it, me bein a Spy an' all. But I serpoze I can rely on the Dubbol Bluff Tekneek. I meen, I can say, "Hoo me? Do yu reelly think that if I wer a spy I'd dryve arownd in a car wiv my nayme on it? Pah!"

Mind yu, it is blak an shiny, wich is kwite a spy like type ov car. I wunder if thare is a button to press to bring owt warter wings an raydars an stuff.

Daddy told me today that thare issent a level bit on the dashbord for me to sit an navvygayte. ME TO SIT AN NAVVYGAYTE???? Duzz he think I'm goin to get into a car wiv my nayme on it an WERK????

No. No, I mayde shor he knew that in THIS car, I'm a passenger an he is MY driver. He understood. He eevn arkst if he shud ware a hat. I don't think he waz bein sarky but I'm not shor.

Enyway. Off to football this arfternoon in it. Bloo pants on, peepol!!!! Wa-heyy!!!

Bye fer now!

10 comments:

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Blue pants it is, Bob!

Wahay 8ob Would be a good one! If you wear dark glasses nobody will kno it's yu, bein' a spy an orl. Yu could wear a cote wiv the collar turned up aswell.

Nose hug ~ gotcha!

Bear Naked said...

I'll be wearing my blue pants today for you Bob.
You better ask Daddy if there is an eject button in that car.
Be careful which seat you choose to sit in if there is!

Bear((( )))

petra michelle; Whose role is it anyway? said...

hahaha! Perhaps she does? Did you ask her?
A very cute and fun idea, btw. Thank you for dropping by and giving me the heads up to your blog.
If you're into film, perhaps you'd like to stop by Whose Role...
Every Friday I post a mini-script on the left and to the right are polls of actors from which the reader can decide who should play the roles in the script. This week's is Columbus Meets Captain Jack Sparrow.
Again, don't forget to if she's got an old bear, and it was very nice meeting you!
Cheers! Petra

Ms. Creek said...

How did your bear, not a bear, game go with grayum? i've watched your video of that game a couple of times and it cracks me up.

NICE CAR, bob! come over and get escorted around in the snow!

CherryPie said...

How cool to have a car with your name on it!

Stardust said...

Bob, dat's totally awesum! To hav yur name on dat car! Celebriti! I agree dat yu can't spy in dat, but I'm shor dat it feel good to wave during yur chauffeured ride. Like a celebrity, yu noe? =D

Nope? Yu prefer taking things low?

I'm going back home from home tonite... An juz when eveything feels heavy, yur messidge lifted me. Snif... Thank yu Bob, yu small bear wif big heart. Nose hugs...

Bloo pants? My jeens is bloo! Wheee!

Asta said...

Did the Blue pants wowk????
I'm always so anxious..that is such a cool spy caw...I agwee no one would guess you would be in a caw wif youw name on it..Bwilliant!
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Sandy Kessler said...

Well how about that you must be famous !!!

Sandy Kessler said...

I think i'll try this mooning business Do you think I'll be arrested???

Becky said...

Make sure you sit in the Back Seat when your Dad drives you around, Bob!