Cars & Cards

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: we playd a match on Tchewsday an Daddy dident tell me we wer playin so I dident get my kit on or get eny lukky bloo pants on my hed or tell Mummy to get her bloos on in time. An oh! Wat a serprize! We lost! POO!!!!
  
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no- we wer goin to go, then we diskuverd that the car waz ded!
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
• Day Score:7.2222201/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Oh deer! The car haz died! How will I get to Tesco for my rides in the trolley?! We havent told Daddy yet. Heez still at werk.

The car sowndid funny larst nite. SO funny, we had to abandon a trip to Tesco, whare me an Daddy wer goin off to get Mummy sum mor tablits for her bad bak. So we had a look under the frunt bit- that's wat we call the bonnet, but my Merrykan reeders will call a hood (hehe yor all hoodies!! Hehe! Cheeky Bear!) (akchewly I prefer that- bonnet is a bit too Dilly) an Mummy got a torch, an we all lookt in an sed, "Hey! Shuddent thare be a fan belt neer that fan?" D'oh!

So Daddy got a bus to werk today, and the man from the garridge cayme an got the car.

Mummy sed to him, "Ar all Fiat Puntos this bad, or ar we cursed?"

He sed weer cursed. AHA! Mor possibol reesons behind Gillingham playin so badly laytely. But I dygress...

Wen he brort it bak, he waz givin Mummy a look like sumthing bad had happend. "Oh no don't look at me like that!" sed Mummy, but he did. Then he sed "The hed gaskit's gon."

WHAT the?

I don't kno wat gaskits ar or wat the hed wun duzz but it sownds seeriuss. He sed it will be over £500 to fix, and he carnt do it till next Wendzday. That's alot ov shiney pennys an a long time.

Now weer worreed bowt Daddy goin to werk, cos he is a serply teecher, so he goze to all diffrent playces, sum ov them too far away for buses.

The man from the garridge sed, "If yor goin to trayde it in for a new wun, mayke shor it's wun that's nearby."

Oh hahaha.

I can add wun bit ov advice: buy a bloo car, nex time, Daddy.

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Mummy mayde her ferst card in July or Orgust, an she haz got lots now. Heer they all ar-

Personly, I don't think she haz mayde enuff wiv Bears on, so I helpt her do this wun:

She haz arskt an arty shop in town if they will sell sum, an they want to see 6 sarmpols. 6! So we hav to chooz 6 owt ov this lot. Or rarther, we hav to chooz 5. The Bear wun is in, oviossly.

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Forrin news just in: The Chineez Bank ov Origarmi haz foldid.

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My blog had a vizit from a Bear Doktor! Wa-hey! Hav a look at her blog. It's ace!

Bye for now!!!!