WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Friday, November 14, 2008

Hogs, Knees an a boomzyay!!!!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no- but weer playin tomorro so pleez remember to ware yor luky bloo underpants!!!!!
  • Simpsons: yes,an Family Guy, too, wich waz reelly rood! HAHAHAHA!
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9 d'oh!/10
  • Day Score: 7.49628/10


Ferst, I MUST tell yu abowt a grayte new blog calld "Dear Teddy". It is run by three Bears an they ar collektin storys abowt peepol's old toys. If yu hav an old toy, say, from childhood, get a foto ov it, rite a littol story abowt it an send it over to them an they will feecher it on thare blog. Heer is their link.

Important note on toys:
If yor not shor wether yor Bear is reel or not, let me remind yu agen that it is in the knee department that yu can be shor. If it's got knees, it's reel. If not, it is a Teddy-traynor-bear. Theez are toys that LOOK like reel Bears but ar given to littol children to trayne them in the art of carfterin a Bear an bein a sponsibol Bear adopter. They go throo alot- like bein wayved arownd by their legs an bein chewd an dribbold on. Wen the child is a bit older THEN they can be considerd for a trooly REEL Bear, yu see, wen they've got over the chewy dribbly stayge.
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The moon waz full agen the uther nite an we had a full five bear Bear bum saloot as we got on down an moond it:
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Larst nite Mummy waz up all nite hog sittin, as we took in a very very VERY small hedgehog hoo waz far too littol for this time ov yeer. He wud never servive hybernayshun that littol. So, we took him in fer the nite an a nice RSPCA laydy collektid him this mornin to tayke him to a sakchewary.

In his nite box we gayve him wun ov Mummy's softest old jumpers, a hot-warter-bottol, sum food an sum warter. Oh! Also a newspayper (I thort he waz a bit too yung to reed that but I dident like to say enything). Well! Dispite this box ov joy he got a bit restless an startid tryin to scrabbol owt ov his box. Mummy waz distrest abowt this so Daddy rang up sum -oviossly nice but pertenshally kwite MAD- peepol at The British Hedgehog Sossyetty for advice, an they sed that littol hogs kwite like a littol cuddol in a towel.

WELL! WELL! That waz the larst ov gettin eny sense owt ov Mummy for the rest ov the eevnin! She went totally silly, werse than wen she is feedin skwirrols or strokin kittens!!!

Mmmnyum nyum nyum comin owt for a bit ov corned beef...

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HE waz kwite a kewt fella reelly, but he had a few flees so I dident get too close. Mummy haz hooverd the sofa to within an inch ov its stitchery today an showerd till she waz almost albino. But, she sez, it waz werth it to hold the littol fella for so long. It shor waz nice to see a hog close up like that. Ahhh..... hehehe!
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Well I'm off! I hav important Bear stuff to hide. Jo, Mummy's old frend from skool, an her littol gerl Hazel ar comin up tomorro. They ar goin to exchaynge berfday presents as Hazel had a berfday neer to Mummy's. Then they eetin cayke, watchin videos an doin crarft stuff. Me an Daddy ar goin to football. Gerly days ar best avoydid!!!! (But I hope they sayve sum cayke!)


Busy Bear said...

Helloo Bob...may I call you Bob? I LUUUUUUUUV your blog...OMG...you are the funniest bear I ever met. I bet you could even bring smile to Grumpy Bear's face...NO ONE ('cept for Violet with the purple tassles) has been able to do that yet...and the ol' Grump doesn't talk about it.

Anyhoo....I look forward to hearing more about your exciting bear adventures....here and maybe (hopefully) on Dear Teddy too? THANKS for the mention on your super awesome blog today.

Oh and I just looked...and I dont have knees!!! oh my!

Daddy Papersurfer said...

Hello Bob, Grumpy insisted I came over and said hello ..... "hello" ..... I always do as I'm told .... oh well

SnOwY bEaR said...

Hi bOb
ThanK yOu sO mucH fOr thE menTioN ... sO cOol :-)

LovE tHe hOgg tHat yOur MuM lOOkeD afTer...YOu aRe sO wiSe nOt tO geT tOO cLose aS thEy caN bE rAtheR prIcklY aT tiMes and FleaS iN BeaR fUr iS a niGhtmarE I cAn TeLL YoU, mY 'cUddlEr' hAs anImaLs wHo aRe Flea fRee buT thE PuPpy keePs sniFFing At me.. I dO sTeeR cleaR I Don'T waNt tO beCome oNe oF hEr 'pUppieS'

On tHe Knee fRont? I aM nOt SurE whethEr I hAve thEm or Not... BuT I lOok SassY in PinK shOeS


SnOWy BeAr :-)

Julie said...

I have a lot of traynor bears but I have a not-a-bear sheep with knees!

Wot a cewt hedgehog! I hope mummy got rid of all the fleas tho.

Tell mummy to have a lovely day toomoro and I will get my bloo pants ready.

Ms. Creek said...

ahhh, i love those pics!
and i hope they save you some cake, too!

CherryPie said...

Sooo cute :-)

Alex L said...

Thats very nice of you Bob to take in the little fella. I dont think you have to worry about the fleas, the dont tend to bite people, well mine don't!

Asta said...

Youw Mummie cewtainly is gweat at snuggling that little hoggie..Did you teach hew? ow is it totally natoowal to hew?
The giwly stuff sounds gweat to me, but I can undewstand you would pwefew football..Ihope Dilly doesn't eat all youw powtion of cayke.
smoochie kisses
pee ess... that moon shot was pawfect! godd job

A.Bananna said...

thanks for the link bob! I will have to go over there and check them out! WE love bears here!!

That little guy is so so cute! I bet your mummy wanted to keep him!

Nice moon!

Stardust said...

Oh the hoggy is such a darling... look how it snuggled into mummy's arms. Ohh...

Carol Jean / Lovethemsteiff said...

Way-hey for the Mooning. I'll bet The Old Man Moon even blushed! Good Job! Carol Jean and the Teddies.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Busy Bear,
Daddy PaperSurfer,
& Snowy Bear!!!!

Welkum!!!! Wa-heyyy!!!!!!!!
I am glad to hav yu arownd. It's allways grayte to meet new Bear frends!

Don't worry bowt the knee thing. At ferst glarnce, I don't allways see MINE iver! HAHAHAHAAAA! Sum ov us don't hav very ovioss knees. This is very handy if yor a spy, akchewly, as yu can sit on a shelf an pertend to be just a teddy, an watch peepol :@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Horray! The bloo pants werkt!!!!

Thank kew!


(Wat's yor Sheep's nayme?)

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,


I had choklit cayke, nuked in the microwayve an cuverd in creem. SLURP!!!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


yeah yeah yeah, allrite, but nit as kewt as a Bear, huh? Huh??


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Alex L,

I'm fewsed- do yu mean YOR fleas don't or yor hedgehogs fleas don't??? HAHAHA!!!!

Akchewly, we red sumwhare since then that hedgie fleas ar ownly on hedgies an won't bother cats, dogs or hewmans. I do hope they mean Bears, too.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


I think she has had lessons off Mummy Windoswill Bear, or watcht her cuddlin LBBBJ. Hehehe!

Don't worry, I hid my porshun ov cayke befor we left :@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Awww I think peepol hoo luv Bears ar the best peepol in the werld. Yu ar sertinly the brayvest, an the nicest. Oh! An the most fun, too :@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Stardust, he was pritty kewt, wassent he?

Whare he has gon, he will hav a heat-pad ov his own, an will share a littol hut wiv sum uther littol wuns. They will keep them warm an fed all winter. Keepin them warm stops them from hibernaytin,see, wich they mussent do cos they ar too littol. So our littol spikey frend is going to be carftered all winter!

I bet he eevn gets sumthing speshol on Crissmoss day!!!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Carol Jean & the Teddies!

Well, hullo thare!!!! Welkum!!! I shall hav to come an chek yu all owt!!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

OH MY!!!!!!!
I WENT OVER 30,000!!!!!!!!!!!!

Carol Jean / Lovethemsteiff said...

Way to go Bob! Over 30,000 hits on your site! Congratulations! Carol Jean and The Teddies.

[Post from Quirky The Bear...Hey Bob, I got CJ to give me a job at her Teddy Bear Diaries Blog as Assistant Editor! Way Cool, Right? So the first thing I did was to post my Bio with photos for the whole world to see! Now I'll be famous, but not as famous as you! I know my place. Teddy Bear Greetings, Quirky The Bear.]