- Gills: yes, we playd Rochdale (full nayme: Dale Ov Stinkin Wretches) an we wer winnin but then they eekwalized so it waz 1 all in the end, the cheetin scum.
- Simpsons: yes!
- Tesco: no
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
- Day Score: 7.62981/10
Well it haz fynerlly got cold rownd heer! At the weekend we had snow. It settold for a wile but by the end ov Sunday arfternoon it waz all gon. I waz WELL mifft abowt this, as I wantid to get owt an play in it, an if I haddent had to go to cherch wiv Daddy (unlike serten gerls rownd heer I cud talk abowt, hoo lie arownd in bed all Sunday mornin bein pagans) I wud hav had a charnse to go an mayke a few snowballs. NO FAIR!
View ov the bak garden from my bedroom windo. Brrrr!!!!! (I think Mummy shud hav put the washin line away, don't yu? Heheheh!)
A shivery dove...
Blakberds in the snow, eetin under the berd-taybol. Daddy rusht owt an gayve them extra treets arfter I took this. He did a mixcher ov froot, seed, oats, bred an fat, an wizzd it up in a food masher masheen so it waz all crums. They luvd it!
Wun thing that keeps yu warm is larfter, so I hav gatherd a few jokes for yu today. I hope yu mannidge to chukkol yorselfs a bit warmer!
- Q: Wat do yu call a donkey wiv ownly 3 legs? A: A wonky
- Q: Wat mayde the octopus larf? A: His ten tickles
- Q: Wat do yu call a deer wiv no eyes? A: No idea!
- Q: Wat do yu call a donkey wiv 3 legs an 1 eye? A: A winky wonky
- Q: 12 cats on a boat, wun jumps owt, how menny left on the boat?
- A: None, they wer copycats!
- Q: Wat do yu call a deer wiv no eyes an no legs? A: Still no idea!
I hope they warmd yu up a bit, but if this diddent werk, try dubbling up on yor underpants. Wa-heyy! Thare's nuthin like a kwodroopol gusset to warm yer cockles!!!!!!
Bye fer now!