Sum jokes to keep yu warm
Yesterday's scores:
- Gills: yes, we playd Rochdale (full nayme: Dale Ov Stinkin Wretches) an we wer winnin but then they eekwalized so it waz 1 all in the end, the cheetin scum.
- Simpsons: yes!
- Tesco: no
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
- Day Score: 7.62981/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!
Well it haz fynerlly got cold rownd heer! At the weekend we had snow. It settold for a wile but by the end ov Sunday arfternoon it waz all gon. I waz WELL mifft abowt this, as I wantid to get owt an play in it, an if I haddent had to go to cherch wiv Daddy (unlike serten gerls rownd heer I cud talk abowt, hoo lie arownd in bed all Sunday mornin bein pagans) I wud hav had a charnse to go an mayke a few snowballs. NO FAIR!
Enyway. I mannidged to get sum fotoes for sooveneers at leest. I took theez wuns from my bedroom windo.
View ov the bak garden from my bedroom windo. Brrrr!!!!! (I think Mummy shud hav put the washin line away, don't yu? Heheheh!)
A shivery dove...
Blakberds in the snow, eetin under the berd-taybol. Daddy rusht owt an gayve them extra treets arfter I took this. He did a mixcher ov froot, seed, oats, bred an fat, an wizzd it up in a food masher masheen so it waz all crums. They luvd it!
Anuther cheeky chappy tryin to keep warm.Brrrrrrrrr!!! On sekund thorts, maybe it waz just as well I dident get to go owt thare!!
Wun thing that keeps yu warm is larfter, so I hav gatherd a few jokes for yu today. I hope yu mannidge to chukkol yorselfs a bit warmer!
I hope they warmd yu up a bit, but if this diddent werk, try dubbling up on yor underpants. Wa-heyy! Thare's nuthin like a kwodroopol gusset to warm yer cockles!!!!!!
Bye fer now!
Wun thing that keeps yu warm is larfter, so I hav gatherd a few jokes for yu today. I hope yu mannidge to chukkol yorselfs a bit warmer!
- Q: Wat do yu call a donkey wiv ownly 3 legs? A: A wonky
- Q: Wat mayde the octopus larf? A: His ten tickles
- Q: Wat do yu call a deer wiv no eyes? A: No idea!
- Q: Wat do yu call a donkey wiv 3 legs an 1 eye? A: A winky wonky
- Q: 12 cats on a boat, wun jumps owt, how menny left on the boat?
- A: None, they wer copycats!
- Q: Wat do yu call a deer wiv no eyes an no legs? A: Still no idea!
I hope they warmd yu up a bit, but if this diddent werk, try dubbling up on yor underpants. Wa-heyy! Thare's nuthin like a kwodroopol gusset to warm yer cockles!!!!!!
Bye fer now!
11 comments:
hey Bob....we haven't had much snow yet either....which is getting to be more normal round here... is it climate change I wonder? It is pretty balmy too...+12C yesterday,...could have gone golfing if the courses were open...closed for the season. Hope I get to use my new snow shovel.....soon... and, it better darn well snow for Christmas or I'll be ticked. I want new snow for the festive season!!... although I have to say I don't want the roads to be horrible...better add that bit.....
ROFL - I liked your jokes, Bob!
Brrrr - we have cold weather, but no snow down here yet... it has started up in the mountains, so soon we should get some (I hope!)
it hardly ever snows at the seaside! We have to go and visit my sister in the midlands or go to the Lake District if we want any, and take a bucket to put it in. We don't have a lot of success wiv this method tho.
I love your jokes! I bet you've heard this one....
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur? - Doyouthinkhesaurus - tee! hee!
Merry nose hugs to you all!
SNOW!
We had sum begining larst week an they went sum where wen Mr. Sun came owt. They said they'll return. Mayke yur snowballs or bears later, fer I think they'll visit yu agen soon.
Poor dovey and birdies, I wish they find a warm home...
Let's keep warm! Rubbing yur nose.
bob, your snow is beautiful...they birds do look cold! do they stay there or migrate? most of ours leave in the winter!
love the jokes! always up for a great laugh!
chuck made it yet???
Bob
Your jokes were very funny today.
Thanks because I needed a good laugh.
I'm not laughing about that snow though.
Snow isn't funny.
Did you know that snow is a naughty four letter word?
Bear((( )))
Its slowly getting warmer here Bob, wish it wasnt though, the snow looks wonderful.
Hey, Bobber!
Thanks for the warm chuckles. You always make us smile, and often belly laugh.
I never knew your mama and Dilly were such pagans - not going to church with you and your dad. How interesting.
Now, Stella & I are going to catch up on your last few posts! Can't wait to see all your exploits!
Goober love & smooches,
Stanley
I loved the jokes Bob, very funny tee hee!
I am so jealous you got some snow, boo!
Nibbles
Cassidy x
snow made me way too cold- but the pics were lovely - I bet you take great care of the birds making them hanging edible ornaments and all. How is hedgie??sandy
I love the pics, we didn't get any snow.
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