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Monday, November 10, 2008

Yippee! CAYKE!!!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: yes, we playd Bury (full nayme: Bury, like a cat burys its poo) an wun 1-0. Wa-heyy!
  • Simpsons: no
  • Tesco: yes
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10! Got Daddy, but wish I haddent as he waz in need ov a tishoo at the time. I kno I'm tishoo-ishooer rownd heer, but I'm not sykick so how waz I ment to kno? Never mind. I wipet me paws on his new scarf. Servs im rite for gettin wun wiv green stripes in it./10
  • Overall Score:8/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Well! I can NOW reveel wat we had pland for Mummy's berfday! We ar taykin her to see The Lion King on stage in London tomorro nite! Hurrayyy!!!! Dilly is comin, too, as she is hopin thare will be a crocodile in the plot sumwhare.

Speekin ov plot, Mummy is SLITELY worreed that it is goin to be sad. So I put her mind at rest, an told her my vershun ov the plot ov evry anmol tale mayde by Disney/Pixar/eny uther guy wiv a felt tip pen:
  1. New bayby anmol is proclaymed prince ov the forest/kingdom/jungle/zoo/sea.
  2. Parents ar very prowd, tell the uther anmols, evrywun sings a song an duzz a darnse. Darnse must involv climin trees or roks, an fat anmol must fall off for comik effekt.
  3. Mummy/Daddy or both ar killed by hunters or fire/storm/flood/gettin lost/loozin wresling match wiv much bigger anmol/swallowd by larger fish.
  4. Littol Prince is sad an wanders off.
  5. Smaller, kewter or uglier anmol finds him an sez hey, yu hav to carry on an be King now. (Kew song abowt goin on an bein king now.)
  6. Prince goze home an fites an imposter king hoo sneekt in wile he waz owt.
  7. Prince is now King and evrywun sings a song an darnses. Elton John is sumtimes in this bit, or a scarey blak woman singer wiv reelly hi notes.
  8. Fade owt wiv new king lookin into sunset an thinkin ov Mummy an Daddy as smaller, kewter or uglier anmol sneeks up an smiles at him.
  9. The end.
  10. Go for a curry.
Wunce she realized the inevitabol she relaxt abowt it bein an upsettin story an got bak to lookin forward to it. Akchewly, she sez she haz lookt forwerd to it for yeers, ever since she sor a program on TV abowt how the aktors do all the diffrent anmols. HAHAHAHA! Silly Mummy! She thinks thare ar peepol in it! HAHAHA! Oh, that's good.

ENYWAY. We went to Granny's for the weekend and she had this cayke for Mummy!
(She cuddent fit 41 candols on it so Mummy had 4......)Now, Daddy had told Mummy abowt the Lion King seekrit at wun sekund arfter midnite, so I THORT I waz owt ov daynger ov tikkol torcher an let my gard down. Let that be a lesson to eny apprentiss spys owt thare- Do not, yung spywonerbee, ever, EVER, let yor gard be down-let. THIS video shows wy:


(If yu carnt see it thare, try heer)
-HAHAHA! I got her! I got her! I got my own bak! That'll teech her! HA!

That's it fer now. Oh! I neerly fergot! We had a close incownter wiv a small hedgehog on Saterday, hoo got smellyer an smellyer the longer he waz arownd. Kwite handy reelly, as my gastrik beads wer in need ov a littol relleef, an he becayme a good decoy.Yu can reed the whole Hedgermahogin Sarga on Mummy's blog, if yu like!

Rite. I'm off to try to get my hat off Grayum. Heez warin it bak to frunt, tryin to be a cool dood. I'm shor that Bear's in his sekund cub-hood.

12 comments:

Julie said...

Bob, you tell such a good story of the Lion King that I don't need to go now!! lol Have a luvly tyme tomorow. I hope Dilly finds a dragony frend.

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Happy Berfday BobanDilly's mummy! That cake looks good! Have a great time at Lion King.
I didn't know that hedgehogs are smelly. Did it do a whoopsie in the hat? Pheee-ewww!

Ms. Creek said...

ohhh bob, most excellent post!

first of all, i had no idea you are the tissue issuer! i bet dad doesn't get a green striped scarf next time!

second, i think we need to teach dilly how to sing. you did a fine job staying on pitch, but her background singing leaves much to be desired!

thirdly, and most importantly, you aren't the only one that pees when you get tickled!

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Bob
I have to apologize fow not coming wound..Mommi seems to wun out of time blah, blah, blah...
I hope youw Mummy had a faboolous Birfday..I loved hew cake..she looks vewy gwownup fow fouw yeaws old...Mommi saw the lion king and loved it, but I weally appweciate youw synopsises, cause I didn't get to go.
I think you should have youw own column
smoochie kisses
ASTA
pee ess you and dilly awe vewy good singews

Bear Naked said...

Oh Bob
You and Dilly are going to have such a goo time this evening.
Are you going to be dressed all posh?
Take many photos and have a wonderful time with Mummy.
(Um Bob---perhaps you shouldn't sing during the show---I don't know how to say this delicately---ummm---just please don't embarass mummy and daddy. Okay???)

Bear((( )))

Alex L said...

Happy birthday to your mum Bob, I hope she had a wonderful day!

Poopsie Blue said...

The vid. was great - still giggling!
Hope you enjoyed the Lion King - can't wait for the review.

Hugs
Blue

CherryPie said...

That cake looks delicious :-)

CHEWY said...

Tickle torture... hehe

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Julie,

Yu kno, I waz jus gessin, but in the end ot waz pritty close!!!

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Lynda,

Mummy wuddent look. I arskt her to, in the intrests ov skatalogikol reserch, but she wuddent.

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Ms Creek,

HAHAHAHA! Do yu do it too then? HAHAHAHA! Yeah, I agree abowt Dilly's singing. She joins wiv The Hoo in wen CSI starts. It's orfull.

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Asta and buddies,

Hallo! Nose hugs!!! DOn't worry abowt not bein abowt much. Ihavent been, iver. Mummy hassent been abowt to help wiv the pewting. I do tell her I hav a publik to think abowt, but hey ho. Yu just carnt get the staff can yu?

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Bear Naked,

We dident get posht up we went casual. Apart from Dilly- she had lots ov bows on. (jus for a chaynge.)

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Alex,

Thank yu! Wa-heyyy!!!!

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Poopsie Blue

I do like that new nayme, by the way :@) hehehehe!

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Chewy,

It aint funny! It aint!!!!

:@D

Carol Jean / Lovethemsteiff said...

Happy Birthday! Love the tickling, and tinkling. Carol Jean and the Bears.

Carol Jean / Lovethemsteiff said...

Hi Bob, It's good to hear from you! Yes, today it was cold here, but that photo is a couple of days old. And no, bears should not get wet. Our bear Quirky has some boots too. He also has some other nice clothes. He's been waiting his turn to be featured on the Blog, and he wants to show off his outfits. I told him he will get a chance for that soon.

We would love to be included in your blog roll! We will add you to ours! Yes, Lovey likes to climb trees, even at 60+ years old, but this tree was awful big and he needed some help getting back down again. And no, he was not taking a Poo! He did not take his Charmin with him! LOL.. By the way, we all love your Blog and laugh at it all the time. Quirky especially would like to be pen friends with you. You two are about the same size and he goes with me to a lot of fun places. He'll post photos soon. Nice to meet you! Have a Beary Good Day! Carol Jean and The Teddies.

[From Quirky, Hey-yo! Nice to meet another bear from the UK. I came from the Teddy Bear Store, Teddy Bears of Witney in England. I'll post photos soon so we can get to know each other. Then we can be Paw-Pals! Later, Quirky.]

November 18, 2008 11:29 PM