WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Sunday, December 14, 2008

They're bak!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: yes! We playd Barnet an got a not-a-looz; 2-2
  • Simpsons: no
  • Tesco: yes
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
  • Day Score: 7.387/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Look!!!

LOOK!!!!!!!!!

HORRRRAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!! They're bak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do yu remember wen McVities stopt maykin Hobnobs wiv Playne Choklit on them??? I blogd abowt it 2 years ago. Ah, wat a sad time that waz....

Then I startid to rite haiku for peepol's fayvrit biskits an cookies.
VP arskt for a haiku in onnor ov this grayte choklitty mutch-mist enigma an this is wat I cayme up wiv:

Poor little dark one,
not too sweet, always just right,
oh, how we miss you.

Well, VP, an all lovers of things chokitty and oaty, feer not - for they hav reternd!!!! McVities hav lissend to the crys ov the multitewds an brort them bak!

The new pak calls them "Dark" choklit insted ov "Playne" but they are the sayme! SLURP!!! YUM!!! Go now hence, children, find them an bring them home, for they hav bin long lost in the willdyness, an ar in dire need ov a dam good dunkin.

HEHEHEHE!!!!!

Bye fer now!

15 comments:

Jamie said...

It has been a long time since you have visited my little outpost on the west coast of the United States. Do come again. One should never be bearless for too long.

Poopsie Blue said...

Dark choc Hobnobs being back is great news - love them too - they are my fav biscuit.

Hugs
Blue, who has a large no. of packets stored away for emergency knibbling!

VP said...

Bob! I saw them yesterday and thought of you!!!

You are so clever to have got this in before I came over to tell you :)

mmmm mnmnmn mmm (exits with mouth full of biscuits - guess which ones?)

XXX

And a Beary Christmas to you too ;)

CherryPie said...

Oh, Yum Yum - Hurrah :-)

Julie said...

I shouldn't say it but I do prefer milk choclit but I'm pleased for you. Enjoy!

i beati said...

I can taste it Where's the sharing love?/hahahaha

A.Bananna said...

I have never had a hob nob. I know I am missing out big TIME!! Good to know that the dark chocolate ones are back though!!

Stanley said...

You know, Bob, that I love you, man. And, I love your blog. But you should put a HobNobs warning up before you post about them, especially when you're talking about the dark chocoloate covered ones. Now, my girl is hell-bent on getting her hands on some, and she'll pay outrageous sums of money to do so. Do you know how much that is going to cut into our treat fund here in GooberStan?

I know it's not your fault, but I'm just saying...

Goober love & smooches,
Stanley

Pee Ess
I hope YOU enjoy the return of the plain choc covered HobNobs cuz you can BET that Stella & I won't even see a crumb of them.

Double Pee Ess
Do I sound bitter?

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Yay! 'Dip me!' I hear them cry!
Bring 'em on! :o)

Alex L said...

I think they are called 'Chocolate Wheatons' over here. Haven't had one for ages...

Bumpkin Bears said...

ohhh bob, dat bwings bwack happie memowies! mmmm hob nobs, I pwefer the mwilk chocolaat ones, can't gwet dem here in Belgium :( sooo mwanny tings we cwan't get here, don't even sell fwesh mwilk or chedder cheese! Still can't belieeve tis! Mwerry cwistmas, catherine xx

i beati said...

high on chocolate again I see !!love Sandy

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Bizzy bizzy biozzy bizzy bizzy... I'll be bak soon... hang on!

Ms. Creek said...

World Market sells HOB NOBS!

But i HATE dark chocolate :o(

San said...

Wow, Bob, I can see you take your dark (playn) choklit hobnobs seriously. I like that sermon at the end of your post. I would definitely go forth and baptize a few of the long lost in my French roast. But alas, I don't believe our stores stock them. Tis a heathen desert place I live.