CAYKE!!! (At larst!!!)

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: serspendid dew to very caykey nozes/10
• Day Score: 7ish /10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Hurray!!! We wer finerly abol to hav Chuck's goin away tea!!!!

Mummy bort this cayke speshly. It's called a Battenburg Cayke!! It's mayde from layers ov pink spunge an layers ov yello spunge, all stuk together wiv jam, an then cuverd in marzipan!!! WA-HEY!!

Sam had never seen enything like it befor an it mayde him giggol!

Thare waz plenty for evrywun, if they wer kwik enuff

Chuck seems to hav got a tayste for marzipan. It's the ferst time he taystid it since the Crismoss cayke an he went a bit mad.

I avoydid the pink bits.... the yello bits wer best... mnyum mnyum mnyum...

Dilly prferd the pink bits. Sheez so prediktabol.

Erm....
Chuck wassent that fussy:
"Ruwowwwowwwwrrrrrrooowwrrrrr!!!"

Arfterwoods, they showd us Chuck's shoppin:I think Dilly's bloggin abowt that.
I wassent that intrestid in wagon shoppin, to be onnist.
Thare dident seem to be enything Bearish or choklitty...

But then, just wen I thort he haddent got us enything,

he brort owt sum choklit bunnys!!!!

Ahhh.... heez allrite, reelly, that Chuck!
I'll miss 'im.

Unfortchewitly I carnt miss 'im till tomorro, cos his playne waz canseld. Heez on anuther wun, tomorro, now. Thare's a taxi pikkin him up at 9 to tayke him to the airport. Spekt Dilly will want my fotografy skills to capcher the moment. Hey ho. Meenwile I better keep an eye on them. Don't want them goin awol agen. My beads carnt stand the stress.

Bye fer now!