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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Chuck's gon home!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes, an I rode on the trolley
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: still a tad preokewpied for this yet /10
  • Day Score:7.48962/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Ownly a kwik updayte today, folkes, as we ar tryin to carfter Dilly.

Chuck went home today:

Sheez very sad.

She misses him allreddy.Hmmm.

Well thare ar a few mor fotoes on Dilly's blog.

We ar tryin to think up ideas to distrakt her and cheer her up a bit.

Ms Peach waz very kind, an sent sum fotoes ov her dragon, Scortch, to cheer Dilly up.

But she sed at the moment Scortch jus reminds her of Chuck. (Eevn tho Chuck is mostly green and Scortch is mostly pink???? Is she cullerblind or wat?)

If yu hav eny ideas how to cheer Dilly up, pleez let us kno!

Bye fer now!

14 comments:

CherryPie said...

Aww! Bless! She needs some really big *hugs*

Asta said...

Bob
All of you awe so nice to twy to cheew dilly up..Love is a diffickult thing..I saw Scowch and think he is vewy handsome, but You can't cotwol youw heawt..I've leawned that
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Joe Stains said...

You know what makes me really happy?? BACON! You think that might work??

Ms. Creek said...

Well, I have the perfect answer! I guess I'll go to Dilly's blog and let her know!

Stardust said...

Awe... poor Dilly. Gonna head her playse.

Be nicer, Bob.

lolly said...

Bob
Give Dilly a new ribbon and bow. And make sure it is pink. That should help. And keep lots of tissues on hand...the kind with lotion in it. That way her nose doesn't get sore.
Lolly

Stanley said...

Sweet Bobber!

You're a good brother, yes you are. Even though nothing will cure her heartache, I think a good frolic in the biggest pile of pants you can make would be a good start. Then, maybe you could all take turns going through the tickle machine (each of you gets to tickle on the one going through). That's usually good for a few laughs.

One other thing. Since Dilly is sometimes annoying to you, why don't you think of something that she always makes fun of you for and do it right in front of her (poking fun at you might get her smiling)!

As a last resort, I'd try fart therapy on her. If nothing else, it will give her something to talk about.

Good luck, man.

Goober love,
Stanley

Celebration of Life said...

Bob,
Talk your Mum into sending Dilly to visit Chuck in Wyoming. Maybe she will get homesick and won't want to be with Chuck! Also, tell her that "friends are forever" and she can look at the picture that your Mum drew of the two of them!

BumbleVee said...

love is definitely blind...even colourblind I would bet ...

BumbleVee said...

love is definitely blind...even colourblind I would bet ...

BumbleVee said...

oops..

CHEWY said...

Oh, you bears have a special job to do now in cheering Dilly up. I'm sure you'll think of something fun to distract her.

i beati said...

choklit peanuts!!

San said...

Is there any chocklit in the house???