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Monday, February 02, 2009

Ok! Mor fotoes!!!

Weekend's scores:
  • Gills: YEYYYY!!! WE WUN AGEN!!!!!! Thank yu, evrywun hoo wor their lukky bloo smalls!!! Wa-hey!!
  • Simpsons: no
  • Tesco: yes, the littol wun. We went for a littol walk throo the bak layne to the shop, past the trees. We had to tayke a torch cos it issent lit rownd thare. I wantid to mayke sum shadow anmols but Mummy sed it waz too cold to stop. But I had my big coat on! Sheez so old sumtimes.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
  • Overall Score: 7.73986/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Rite! Larst time I left yu all owtside the door ov the kidnappers howse. Heers wat went on inside.....

Ferst ov all, I locaytid the room ov the cheef kidnapper. This chap goes by the nayme Owen, an the letters Eoghan. HA! Fownd it. Then I shook my naykid furry reer at it. TAYKE THAT!!!Wa-heyy! That dun, I dedicaytid my time to important stuff, naymely, investigaytin wat Bear stuff they had in the howse!!!

They had a big tree wiv lots ov enormuss lites on it-
...an look wat else I fownd on it!
Wa-heyy! It's a Bear tree! Look!An anuther!An anuther!Wa-heyy!

Heer is Daddy (heez the wun on the rite) talkin to wun ov the nephews. This is the littlest wun. His nayme is Callum an he is ownly 3! Enyway, Daddy is arskin Callum wat his fayvrit thing on the tree is.......an it ternd owt that Callum had his very own Bear on the tree!!
Callum sed he luvs Bears, so I stuk wiv him an avoydid his bigger bruthers!

Meenwile.... Chuck an Dilly hid in the Crib:
(Dilly never got spottid. Can yu see her?)

Callum arskt me to watch The Simpsons Movie wiv him:
Then he showd me his model of Santa's werkshop:
An THIS is a gen-yu-in foto ov me gen-yu-inly tayken by Callum, aiged 3 an 3/4:He waz a good lad, an grayte fun, but this is wat I lookt like arfter 18 hours in Callum's howse:
"Hellllppppppp mmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!"

11 comments:

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Oh Dear Bob! I'm glad to see that you survived! I look like that after half an hour with the grand-kids!

Julie said...

Phew, Bob, no wonder you came home for a rest. (I couldn't see Dilly. She's really good at camaflarge)

CherryPie said...

That tree looks fantastic :-) I can see you were having sooo much fun, which is why you look so worn out in the last photo ;-)

Joe Stains said...

You do look like you are ready for a nap and some fixing to your outfit. Those young kids can wear you out for sure!

Stanley said...

Hey, Bob!

You obviously made it out alive, but I have a feeling there is more to the story than what I'm reading in this post. DO tell, Bob. I'm all a-tingle with suspense.

In that photo of the manger scene with Chuck on top of the roof, is that Dilly's snout I see in the back on the right... trying to fit in as one of the wise dragons? If that's not her, then where IS she?

Goober love & smooches,
Stanley

Pee Ess
Glad you got to shake your booty at the head kidnapper's door. Did you do anything else to teach him a lesson!

Celebration of Life said...

Great photos Bob! I could see Chuck but I couldn't see Dilly!

When is Chuck coming home? Is Dilly going to come with her and visit Wyoming for awhile?

If he wants to stay in England for awhile, its okay with me!

Love,
Chuck's Mum (Jo)

i beati said...

Callum is cute and so are you - Callum takes great photos in love with Santa's workshop!!

CHEWY said...

Bob,
I have a lot of reading and looking to do at your blog. Wow, a video from Ireland!

Hey, did you get snow? I saw London on TV with lots of cars sliding on the roads and kids sliding down hills. Oh and making snowmen.

Stardust said...

Lotsa Bears on the tree! The tree luks as if it's toppling too, hum... wif the Bears?

Lots of fun!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Lynda,

HAHA! He waz exorstin!!!! Fun tho.
:@}


Julie,

HA! Hopefully yu'll be abol to see her Royal Snowtness in my laytest post! I do like yor hat. :@}


Cherrypie,

I haddent seen so menny Beary things on a tree! It waz grayte!!! :@}


Joe Stains,

Aha! I see yu notist that I was havin sum trubbol wiv my shorts!!! Hehehe! :@D


Stanley,

Well dun! Yu spottid her!!
Not much else to tell, reelly, cos Callum had a grayte set of Dalmation Dominoes- I wish weed got a foto ov them! Baysikly they wer dominoes but insted ov tiles the spots wer on little dogs. It waz grayte fun, speshly cos if yu had to match up the dots in the sayme direkshun -dogs facin the sayme way- it lookt like they wer sniffin eech uther's bottoms!!!!!
:@D


Celebration of life,

Chuckie Boy will be wining his way bak jus arfter Valentine's Day, I think!!!! Is that ok? I did surgest that if he went home sooner then they cud send eech uther cards, but... I think Mummy wants to mayke them a speshol cayke or sumthing!!!
:@}


ibeati,
Callum is pritty cool, issent he?
:@}


Chewy
HURRAY! IT'S CHEWY!!!! :@}
Yep, lotsa wite stuff!


Stardust,

Ooo yeah... it duzz look like it's leenin a wee bit, duzzent it? Hey! I hav sumthing from Ireland to send yu!

:@}

Spauld, Ted and Phil said...

Ummmmm, Bob?! Did you talk to all the bears in the tree? It's THE kidnapper's home! How do you know if any of those bears have been kidnap to live there?

Furrever Yours,
Teddy T, Phil and Spauld