TV stuff
Yesterday's scores:
- Gills: no- they ar playin today tho. In fakt, they ar rite now, but I nipt in heer dewrin harf-time. So far we ar winnin 1 -0. Wa-heyy!!!
- Simpsons: yes
- Tesco: no- she went to the Co-Op. Can yu beleev it??? I'm shor sheez tryin to poyzen Daddy. In fakt, I left him a note to warn him.
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
- Day Score: 7.73621/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!
Good Lor! It's a few days since I bloggd. Whare duzz the time go? Arnsers on a postcard, pleez...Well today I want to talk abowt fayvrit TV stuff. Wat is yor fayvrit TV stuff?
Yu kno I like The Simpsons, an I sumtimes watch Family Guy, too, if Mummy duzzent kno I'm still in the room (she sez it's a bit too rood for me but I think it's funny).
Bear dokewmentrys, oviossly, like Brother Bear an Brother Bear 2, an a lot ov David Attenburrough's stuff.
But I also like to watch syence programms. I'm a very tellygent Bear, as yoov probly notist, an so I like to look arfter my brayne stuffin.
Tayke fer exampol this intrestin dokewmentry from the uther nite: it waz teechin small children how to liv in the woods. An natrilly, the kwestchun ov whare to poo cayme up. Well! Well! My speesheez is expert on this matter so I watcht to mayke shor they got thare fakts rite. Heer they ar, discussin wich leef offerd the best wipe fassility:
Most ov them sed they'd pik a dok leef, as theez ar a good size an kwite strong. It's important to pik a strong leef or else it mite rip mid wipe an then yor fingers poke throo an yu may as well hav jus yewzd yor paw, to be frank, given the result. So a good dok leef is ideal.I waz serprizd tho, to see the so-calld expert say that the best choyse waz the rownd-leaved fluellen. Heer it is-
The reezon, he sed, to go fer this wun waz becos IT IS THIK AN HAIRY!!! HAAAAAAhahaaaa an he sed that the littol hairs wud meen the poo stiks to it! Well yes, but wat if yor bum is alreddy hairy? Huh? Like if yor a Bear. Well, yu jus don't want hair-on-hair. Hair on hair?? Hahahaaa.HAIR ON HAiR???? Hahaa that jus won't werk! Beleev me, that is wun playce yu do NOT want eny statik!!! HAHAAA! No, yu want a nice big dok leef. Sumthin smooth an strong. Bears an uther furry-arst peepol owt thare, tayke note.Tsk! They reelly shud hav got a REEL expert in.
Enyway. Haff to go now, football's bak.
Don't ferget to tell me wat yu watch!
Bye fer now!
10 comments:
Oh My Bob!
You awe a vewy intellectooal beaw..I'm not suwe I can admit the types of things I like, but well Ilike to be honest and fwankly, I like mystwies..like Poiwot and stuff..my favowite of those is called "Silent Witness"..thewe is a wiwey kid like me in it,his name is BOB, and he helps solve the mystwy.
I also like docoomentawies wif aminals , but only if no one gets huwt..I'm not vewy bwave about stuff like that.
They weally should have consulted you fow the poo advice, I mean, it doesn't seem like they weally did theiw weeseawch cowwectly.
I will send ovew some of my chicken suoup fow you Dad..My Hoomans can't seem to kick this cold eithew..
I'm inclooding dumplings stuffed wif healing smoochie kisses
love
ASTA
Wow Bob, you are very smart!! I sure am glad us dogs don't need to worry about wiping!!
Thank you for visiting my blog Bob T Bear(esq.)
I hope that you are having a wonderful weekend.
Hugs
Carolyn
Hello Bob, my I am impressed at your clever observations, I'll be sure to bear that in mind if I ever get stuck out in the woods! I love a good drama meself, have you seen the first of that three parter, "Red-Riding" that started last week? "Spooks", "Wire in the Blood", "Minder", oh and - blush - "Eastender's" can't ever miss an episode of that. Grin.
Oh good grief, you and your poo! lol
and i keep forgetting to mention, on koob's blog it has a pic of his followers and YOU are the only one that ISN"T a dog! your pic cracks me up every time i see it on there!
i like to watch PBS, mostly, but i do have to watch Two and a Half Men...ever seen it? I like Family Guy, too, but I haven't watched it for a while.
my favorites are Office,Flight of the Concords, 30 Rock and Curb your Enthusiasm- and sports of course!!
I cannot keep up with you on all this science Wow Sandy
'Lark Rise to Candleford'is my fave at the moment, but i'm afraid there arn't any bears in it.
I like 'Time Team' as well, but I always fall asleep during it, oh, and 'Who do you think you are?' is intrestin'.
I'm sicknfed up of CSI which is what DH watches!
Wow. Thanks for the poo lesson. LOL. I like to watch E.R. and Flashpoint.
The football here has almost started back as well bob.
[Post By Quirky The Bear] Hey-Yo, Bob, Lovely hat. I think it looked better inside out though. More one-of-a-kind that way! Fav TV shows here in the USA are Monk and House. They're kind of mysteries, and I always get it figured out before the end of the show. That's because I have an extra high I.Q. I'm a bit of a snob about it sometimes. Mom watches a lot of shows about dogs too...she likes the Dog Whisperer. That's because she has 7 Dinky Dogs she's trying to train. She has to keep up with their tricks so she can stay Pack Leader. The dogs just Poo in the Garden, and don't use toilet paper, but sometimes they do drag their butts along the living room carpet! I'm, too polite to say where I Poo...someday Mom will find where I hide it! Surprise! Teddy Bear Greetings From The USA, Quirky The Bear.
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