- Gills: no- they ar playin today tho. In fakt, they ar rite now, but I nipt in heer dewrin harf-time. So far we ar winnin 1 -0. Wa-heyy!!!
- Simpsons: yes
- Tesco: no- she went to the Co-Op. Can yu beleev it??? I'm shor sheez tryin to poyzen Daddy. In fakt, I left him a note to warn him.
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
- Day Score: 7.73621/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!Good Lor! It's a few days since I bloggd. Whare duzz the time go? Arnsers on a postcard, pleez...
Well today I want to talk abowt fayvrit TV stuff. Wat is yor fayvrit TV stuff?
Yu kno I like The Simpsons, an I sumtimes watch Family Guy, too, if Mummy duzzent kno I'm still in the room (she sez it's a bit too rood for me but I think it's funny).
Bear dokewmentrys, oviossly, like Brother Bear an Brother Bear 2, an a lot ov David Attenburrough's stuff.
But I also like to watch syence programms. I'm a very tellygent Bear, as yoov probly notist, an so I like to look arfter my brayne stuffin.
Tayke fer exampol this intrestin dokewmentry from the uther nite: it waz teechin small children how to liv in the woods. An natrilly, the kwestchun ov whare to poo cayme up. Well! Well! My speesheez is expert on this matter so I watcht to mayke shor they got thare fakts rite. Heer they ar, discussin wich leef offerd the best wipe fassility:Most ov them sed they'd pik a dok leef, as theez ar a good size an kwite strong. It's important to pik a strong leef or else it mite rip mid wipe an then yor fingers poke throo an yu may as well hav jus yewzd yor paw, to be frank, given the result. So a good dok leef is ideal.
I waz serprizd tho, to see the so-calld expert say that the best choyse waz the rownd-leaved fluellen. Heer it is-The reezon, he sed, to go fer this wun waz becos IT IS THIK AN HAIRY!!! HAAAAAAhahaaaa an he sed that the littol hairs wud meen the poo stiks to it! Well yes, but wat if yor bum is alreddy hairy? Huh? Like if yor a Bear. Well, yu jus don't want hair-on-hair. Hair on hair?? Hahahaaa.HAIR ON HAiR???? Hahaa that jus won't werk! Beleev me, that is wun playce yu do NOT want eny statik!!! HAHAAA! No, yu want a nice big dok leef. Sumthin smooth an strong. Bears an uther furry-arst peepol owt thare, tayke note.
Tsk! They reelly shud hav got a REEL expert in.
Enyway. Haff to go now, football's bak.
Don't ferget to tell me wat yu watch!
Bye fer now!