- Gills: yes, we got a not-a-looz, wiv Shrewsbury.
- Simpsons: no
- Tesco: yes an I got to ride in the trolley :@}
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10!!/10
- Day Score: 8.136/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!Good Lor! It's bin a week! Want to kno wat I've bin doin, insted ov bloggin? Well I'll tell yer. I've bin mostly carfterin Mummy. AGEN.
THIS time she is dizzy.
She thort it wud go away but wen she startid fallin down I took her to the doctor.
I don't mind goin to the doctor's playse. They hav a big waytin room an in wun corner they hav lots ov pikcher books, mostly abowt Bears. I waz jus gettin into wun wen Mummy got calld in.
The doc sed that she haz sumthing calld Labrynthitis.
I like that nayme. It's clever. It meens goin rownd an rownd, wich is wat Mummy is doin. Or THINKS she is doin.
Akchewly, on the way bak, she told me that she waz ok an that it waz everywun ELSE hoo had sumthing rong wiv them.
WHAT the??? This is cos the werld reelly IZ spinnin, an she is just the ownly wun hoo iz akchewly notissin it.
So now she haz mor tablits to tayke...soon she will rattel as she walks along.
- Chuck haz arrivd home in Wyoming.
- Dilly haz com across a cuppol ov eggs, mayde a nest owt ov Mummy's scarf, an rekkons she is inkewbaytin. (Sigh.) (Oh well it keeps her okewpied.)
- Gillingham had a win larst week an a dror yestday.(It wud hav bin anuther win but Mummy wor her lukky bloo pants on Friday and flatly refewsd to keep them on on Saterday wen they wer needid, even inside owt.)
- An as for next dor.....
Tayke a closer look...CHIKNS!!!!They'v got chikns!!!!
We want to noe wether they'er goin to eet them or jus hav them for eggs. So Iyve hatchd a cunnin plan (hatched! HATCHED! GEDDIT? Oh, I'm sutch a clever Bear wiv werds, I am...)
WELL! Daddy sumtimes teeches at the skool that nex dor's gerls go to, so he is goin to arsk them- BUT! Insted ov just arskin if they ar goin to eet thare chikns, (cos that mite upset them) (an the chikns), he is goin to arsk them wether they hav naymes for the chikns! Cos yu carnt eet sumthing yoov naymed, can yu???
Well, not if yor NORMOL yu carnt. I meen, Dilly naymes her bugs, an lines them up an gets them to darnse befor she eets them. But that's jus Dilly.
Bye fer now!