WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Thursday, April 02, 2009

Beary niiiiice.....

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes,mor cow juice
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score:9.5/10
  • Day Score: 7.69823/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Did yu hav a good Wenzday? I layd low....

It waz April Fool's Day. Dilly duzzent get the rool abowt not playin triks arfter midday, nor the consept that jokes arnt funny arfter too menny times, nor that jumpin on a Bear's hed for the 13th time issent entirely endeering. So this year I borrowd Daddy's MP3 thingy, toond in to sum Dave Brubeck an put my nut down in the pant dror for sum cool pantayshusness. Niiice...

Meenwile, Mummy haz been beein arty.

I poyntid owt to her reesently that she dident hav eny rubber stamps wiv Bears on, an, oh I don't kno, wuddent it be nice to do a pikcher ov a Bear, wat wiv havin adoptid a Bear, an livin wiv a Bear, an a littol matter ov havin TWO dragon stamps, just a thort, yu kno. An so I waz very pleezd she got this stamp in the mail:

Daddy! Mummy's bin Ebayin agen!

Mummy sed I cud culler wun.

I dident want to yewz Mummy's posh pens, as, if yu get them on yor fur, it taykes 30 minits ov spit to get it owt. Besides, I hav my own Bear-size pens:Heer is my finisht werk. As yu can see, I improovd the desine wiv clors to the toze an a pair ov pants on the flor. A far mor realistic renderin, I feel, an I stuk it on our fridge dor:I mayde the cat orringe for Miss Peach :@}

So far Mummy haz ternd her vershons into a berfday card an a get well card an she sed she mite put them in her shop.

I kwite like this desine. Bowt time I got a Bear stamp, an this wun is kwite good for a Bear ov my standin. An sittin, wich I awlso do.

Bye fer now!

13 comments:

A.Bananna said...

that was beary nice that your mummy let you do your own card. I love the pants on the floor!! Too Cute!

BumbleVee said...

whoa Dude!! I guess it was indeed about time for a bear stamp...and, may I just say, what a great job you did. I love it.... I'd definitely put it on my 'fridge... that could be the beginning of a new line of cards...

Bob T. Bear's Impressions.....

or some such "catchy" title...

Julie said...

Great card Bob, I like the added extras!

Btw, what is your favorite biskit apart from choklit ones? (I'm bein lazy, I could just look froo your blog!)

imac said...

Bet you wud luv cut out shape bikkies.

Asta said...

Bob
I love that staamp, and you absolutely made it bettewew..and It's so nice that you put Mss Peach in thewe and the extwa pants and toes. You awe quite the awtist!
You must have gotten a headache fwom Dilly's anticks. Hope the pants dwawew was nice and westful
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Joe Stains said...

your version is most awesome Bob. I do believe you are an artistic genius.

Emily said...

Very nice work, Bob. Although I didn't know bears wore y-fronts...

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

A.Bananna,

I luv pants on the flor too. Mummy duzzent, but I think they cheer the playse up!


Bumblevee,

I think a raynge ov cards by me wud be a grayte idea....Mummmmyyyy???


Julie,

Oooooo...choklit hobnobs. Oh! Yu sed apart from choccie wuns. Shortbred! hehehe! Sumtimes the crums go up yor noze an mayke yu sneez! Mummy yewst to mayke shortbred owt ov grownd almonds.... I think she shud agen...


imac,

yeah! Bunny shaypes maybe, OR BEARS!!


Asta,

The pant dror waz indeed a peeceful oasis. Yu can be shor that dragon tipes don't go neer it, wich is reelly handy.


Joe Stains,

Wy thank yu. Hav yu ever tryd drorin on the flor wiv yor but? I wunce knew a wee doggy hoo waz exslent at that tipe ov thing.


Emily,

Yes, we do. On our heds, mostly.

:@D

MISS PEACH ~(^.^)~ said...

Oh dearest BobTBear! You are the sweetest bear in Colchester to make me such a pretty card. It is your first work of art and I am honored to be in it or on top of it in my favorite peachy color.
You are a true artist and your mommy should be very proud of you!
I will show every kitty your art work today on my bloggy. I am hapy dear Asta saw it already!

i beati said...

What big clors you have !!!!!!Sandy

CherryPie said...

*phew* for a few mins there I thought you had captured me in bed!!!

Alex L said...

That is a nice job Bob, I like the claws esspecially!

Ms. Creek said...

The claws are a nice touch!