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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Close wun, Grayum!!!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes, me an Daddy walkt to the littol wun, for cow juice
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10
  • Day Score: 7.98638/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Grayum had a narsty shok this mornin!

He thort Mummy waz taykin the lorndry barsket downstairs so he clymed in to get a lift. But Mummy bein Mummy, an Mummy wiv a bad hed full ov virussy snot at that, forgot wat she had gon upstairs for an left the barsket thare.

By the time she had rememberd that she waz goin to do the washin, Grayum had fallen farst asleep an so cuddent jump owt befor gettin to the washin masheen!!!!

It waz ownly cos Mummy cuddent find the thing that the washin powder stuff goze into that she dident switch the masheen on rite away! Then wen she waz looking for that, she forgot wat she waz lookin for an lookt for us Bears. It waz then that she discuverd that Grayum was missin an so went lookin for him insted. After a wile she forgot wat she waz lookin for AGEN an went bak to the washin masheen, whare she jus cort site ov Grayum lookin owt the window in the dor!!!!!!!

PHEW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Grayum waz shaykin for aiges!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JUST LOOK AT THE POR FELLA!!!!!!!!!He is gettin hug therapy rite now. It may tayke sum time.The moral ov the story is: if yor gonna stow away in lorndry barskets, don't fall sleep. Speshly if Mummy's coff is lowder than yor snor.

Bye fer now!

11 comments:

imac said...

Poor Grayum, Bearlyaspin in the washer.Bob an Dilly would bearsotted.
Poor snot sniffling Mummy too.

Denise said...

What a sorry tale, but a wonderful post :))) Glad all ended well and I've had a lovely visit. Hope snot sniffling Mummy is feeling better today.

Cassie said...

What a dangerous place you live in!Thank goodness you have a washer with a window!
Cute blog you have here!

mrsnesbitt said...

Hey Lucky escape or what?
You will love my post today Bob, some random facts from my childhood. Bet you love the one of me in hospital! lol!

Julie said...

Phew! Lucky Grayum. Hope Mummy is better for her trip to Lincon next week.

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Whew! A narrow escape there, young Grayum! Some bears I know wear bells round their necks to help prevent such an unfortunate occurrence. Shudder.

Emily said...

Oh Grayum, what a lucky escape! I know a couple of poor bears who have had to go through the washing machine for health and maintenance issues, so count your blessings! Great post as always, Bob. Hope Mummy feels better soon.

Stardust said...

Aww... dat waz cloze!!

Well, we carn't blame mummy, she's corfin and I now sumetimes, bad corf hurts everywhere.

Get beary well agen Grayum, an hop arownd soon!

Joe Stains said...

Our Mom has been crazy with the sickness too but thankfully we have NOT ended up in the washer!! That was a very close call!

i beati said...

Important that he get theraphy wow that was close !1Hee hee Sandy Any siogns of Spring??

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

imac,
She is defnitly snot snifflin. Sum peepol think that's funny. But it snot. :@}


Denise,
Mummy is coffin less, wich is good, as it mayde me jump sumtimes :@}


Cassie,
HULLO! Yes, the windo is reelly handy cos wen sheez washin pants yu can pull up a chair an enjoy the show :@)


Mrs Nesbitt,
OOO I shall nip over!!! :@D


Julie,
I hope so. I'm comin too!!! :@} I want to meet Bertie Bear.


Lynda,
Gosh but wenever they moov their heds they wud jingol! Mind yu, it wud be handy wen yor darnsin....


Emily,

Health an Maintenance??????
GULP!



Stardust,
do yu kno he stayd in the hug therapy so long he fergot wat he waz in thare for, then cayme out an et ginger jam. Heez ok now. Well, ok for Grayum.


Joe,
Good Lor! Pleez be careful, cos yor ownly a littol doggy! :@o



ibeati,
yes we hav lots ov daffodils all rownd the town cos they did a public plarntin yeers ago, an they ar evryware. It meens it' brite eevn wen it's not, cos they look like sunshine. :@}