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Monday, May 25, 2009

IT'S MY BERFDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no- havin a well deservd rest arfter Saterday's victory!!!!
  • Simpsons: no
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10
  • Day Score: 7ish - had a bit ov a hedayke, don't kno wy./10


HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Thank yu for joynin me for my berfday!!!! I hav a grayte PANT GALLERY to sho yu, lots ov peepol hav contribewtid thare pant portrates! Ferst ov all tho, heer is a cayke ressipy for yu all to try. It's very eezy. It waz sent to me by Duck an Bear an Doc the Dog in Ostraylia. They liv wiv my Arnty Christina. It's a speshol ressippy for Bears!!

This is The Most Dayngeruss cayke in the Werld!!!!
Ingredients:

4 tablespoons flour

4 tablespoons sugar

2 tablespoons cocoa

1 egg

3 tablespoons milk

3 tablespoons oil

3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional)

A small splash of vanilla extract

1 large coffee mug

Method:

Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well. Add the egg and mix thoroughly.

Pour in the milk and oil and mix well. Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla extract, and mix again.

Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts (high).

The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed!

Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired.

EAT! (this can serve 2 if you want to share with your bestest friends).

And why is this the most dangerous cake recipe in the world?

Because now all bears and their friends are just 5 minutes away from chocolate cake at any time of the day or night!

WA-HEYYY!!!!

Now get cookin an hav a luvly choccie cayke for my berfday!!!!



An now it's time for.........(drumroll...)



Heer's a speshol berfday messidge from
STANLEY & ASTA
to start us off!

Next, this is STITCHY, hoo livs wiv STARDUST.
He is sportin a fine pair ov boxers that belong to Mr Stardust:

Next, we hav WOODSTOCK!!! (Woodstock, wat ar yu doin wiv PINK wuns on yor hed, man?
Oooo... Jaffa caykes!)

An here is wun ov Woodstock's frends, Miss Polly Pola:

This is RALF, hoo livs wiv Lynda/GrannyK: Issent ralf a wise lookin Bear, eevn wiv pants on his hed?

The followin all live wiv BUMBLEVEE!
WOW! It shor looks fun at their playse!

This is Pooky: An heer ar sum ov Pooky's frends, havin a Pant Frolic:

This is Bumblevee's Lion. She sez that he is kwite timid, an can be led astray by sum ov the cheekier Bears, like heer, for exampol. She thinks puttin those pants on his hed wassent his idea. I'm not so shor. I think he looks like he is ownly TRYIN to look innosent. He's enjoyin himself, reelly:An, oh my!! Hehehehe! This is Bumblevee's bottom in her lukkiest pants!!! Hehehe!Hehee!!!! That waz so cheeky! I rolld on the flor larffin wen I sor that on the emayle! HEEEEEEhehehe!!!!! Well dun, Bumblevee!!!!

An larst but not leest, this is Cocoa(left) an Buttons The Bear!!!!!
Nice posing heer!!

*** UPDATE *** UPDATE *** UPDATE *** UPDATE *** UPDATE

Dilly wantid to sho yu her fayvrit pants:
They ar akchewly Mummy's ov corse, but Dilly likes them becos
1) they ar "perplee"
an 2) they hav Miffy on them:

Miffy is like a British "miss Kitty". Mummy luvs her.
She yewst to hav books abowt her wen she waz a littol gerl.
Now Dilly luvs her too.
Mummy agreed to poze wiv them on her hed in onnor ov my berfday!


THANKS evrywun!! Wat pantayshus fotoes!!!!! It haz reelly mayde my berfday extra fun to hav my own Pant Gallery!!!!

If enywun else wud like to joyne in, it issent too layte- send me a foto ov yor pants by midnite UK time an I'll add them on heer for posterrity. Or in Bumblevee, Cocoa an Button's cayse, for posteriorty. Wa-heyy!!!!!!!!


Bye fer now!!!!


21 comments:

CherryPie said...

Happy Birthday what a great birthday gallery.

Molly and Taffy said...

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Bob
Happy Birthday to you.

Molly and Taffy xxxxx

BumbleVee said...

hahahahha.... and how cheeky were those last two with their tails stuck out the ...uhm..... little tail holes...

happy Birthday Bob..... have a great choklity day over there @! It's always such fun to visit here...but, today....as you often say......wahheeyyyyyyyy!!

Now.... you've made think of tasty things....so I'm off for second coffee..... and I think I'll just pour in a splash of Tia Maria in honour of your special day.

Buttons the Bear said...

Grr and Happy Bearthday Bob!!!

Love the special photo gallery.
Hope the fun never ends for you today!

The chocolate cake looks yummy! Hey mom...can we make some?

Oh yeah, Cocoa sends many happy returns of the day too!

Buttons

chewy said...

A Beary Happy Berfday to you!
Microwave cake? Wow! I think me, the non-baker, could follow that recipe.
I love all the pants pics. Too funny.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Cherrypie,

THANK YU!! :@}



Molly an Taffy,

Awww thanks!!!! :@}



Bumblevee,

I think yu ar cheeky enuff to akchewlly BE a Bear!!!! CHEERS to the drink! :@D


Buttons an Cocoa,

Thanks for yor grayte foto!!! I hope yu ar abol to mayke the cayke. It's a proper CUP CAYKE cos yu mayke it in a cup. Well, a mug. Hehehe. I hope yor Ma lets yu mayke wun! :@}



Chewy,

Getchya pants owt!!! HEHEEE!!!! Do hav a go at the cayke ressippy! It's very kwik an eezy!


:@}

Shrinky said...

Happy Burpday, Bob! Wow, what a gallery, thanks for putting a big, cheesey grin on my face.. I'd donate a picture if I owned any (blush).

As luck would have it, we have a 14th birthday to celebrate for tomorrow - I can't wait to see everyone's face when I serve up your chocolate cake for breakfast..!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

WOW! Go for it, Shrinky! Bet that'll be their best brekferst ever!!! :@D

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Happy Birfday Bobbers! We've been to another birfday party today as well.

Great pant pics folks. GrannyK

Julie said...

Happy Berfday Bob! Wow, that's a fantastic choklit cayke ressipee. I shall haf to go shopping!

It was lovely to see Dilly with her Miffy pants. I hope she had some choklit cayke too.

Your photo gallery is ecksepshional. My bears couldn't find any respektibel bloo pants in our drawers. Enjoy the rest of your berfday.

Draffin Bears said...

Happy birthday Bob and what a lovely party you are going to have!
Chocolate cake and with all your wonderful bear friends.

Have fun! but do not eat too much choci.

Birthday hugs
Carolyn

Frog said...

Happy Bear- & Birthday, Bob.
Have a wonderful time.
All the best,
From you're Froggy friend

Joe Stains said...

Happy Birthday buddy!!!!

Sir Woodstock said...

Overcome with pant embarrasment as I am, I have marked your day on my blog thingy.
And, a very happy Berfday dear boy!
Hugs,
Woodstock

Sandy Kessler said...

I posteed your birthday for tomorrow ouch thought it was 26th . I must run to the store and get some cake ingredients.

Gallager said all women should wear mens briefs as a top. Made in China then sell them back to the Chinese as a halter top Wheee

Looks like an extra great birthday Mummy is adorable in head pants !!she's still celebrating the win and birthday How many mugs of cake did she have?? Love,Sandy

MISS PEACH ~(^.^)~ said...

Ahhhh happy birthday sweet BobT Bear! What a fun day it seems you have had! We love you so much...you always cheerr us up over here. Love those drawers on the head! We call them drawers. Mommy wears boxers all the time in the summertime. hee hee that's a secret. nope, not no more! come visit...we are celebrating all week! we need comments!!

Stardust said...

HAPPY BERFDAY!!!!!!!!! An wat an glorious gallery yu shoold be proud of!! Most pitchers mayde me larf. WAHAHAHA!

Did BumbleVee reeellly show off her lukky pants wif her own butt??

Everybody's pantified! Even Dilly! Wat panty celebreshun!!

david mcmahon said...

Happy birthday, all the way from Melbourne.

That is SENsational cake!

Calamity Jane said...

Happy Birfday Bob!!!! It was my nephew's birfday on Monday as well and he and his wife are expecting a baby really soon which makes me a Great Aunt I suppose (which goes without saying).

I'm doing very well, just a few hiccups with healing progress and my pills being tinkered about with, but I'm extremely busy at work (my boss is a slave driver, honest, I was at work from 8am to 7pm on Friday which doesn't leave much time for blogging!)

Thank you for the cards that you and Mummy send me, they are lovely and they cheer me up whenever I look at them - I have tried emailing to say thanks but I don't think your ISP likes my ISP. Shall have to resort to good ol' pen and paper, eh?

Anyway, Belated Happy Birthday to yooooouuuuuuu

CJ xx

Daisy said...

Happy Birthday, Bob!

Asta said...

Bob
I'm so glad you got ouw pitoowe! We wanted to make suwe you knew how much we love you and how happy wea awe to be fwolicking wif you on youw Biwfday!
Thank you fow that vewy dangewous choklit cayke! Mommi says she will twy it just once, cause she's been out of contwol wif eating since hew Biwfday in Novembew and nothing fits hew anymowe..(she's tewwible especially when thewe awe guests awound..no contwol at all)
I love all youw pictoowes that youw pals sent you. evewyone is having a gwand time!
smoochie kisses
ASTA