WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

A few werds from Bob

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 30 (on accownt ov it bein Bob's berfday) /10
  • Day Score: 9/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Bob is a bit tyerd arfter all the eggsytment ov the larst few days, so I sed I'd pop in heer an do the word thing for him. I knew yu'd want to kno wat he got for his berfday, see.

To be diffrent, I thort I'd intervew him an rite wat he sed heer.
Wunce I'd cut owt the cheeky bits, the fart jokes, an the stuff abowt wat a grayte Bear he is, thare wassent mutch left. But heer it is.

Age.

Me: Peepol want to kno how old yu ar, Bob. Ar yu cumffterbal tellin them?
Bob: Yor ownly as old as the pants yu feel.
Me: Not shor they'll understand that, Bob.
Bob: OK well, I'm 8 then.
Me: Am I rite in thinkin yu wer 8 larst yeer, too?
Bob: yeah, that's rite. As yu kno, Gray, wen yor a Bear, yu can be wat aige yu want. I liket bein 8, so I thort I'd stay thare for a bit.


Eggsytment

Me: Arfter the Wembley win on Saterday, waz yor berfday as good?
Bob: It waz a bit like my cuzzin Michael, hoo haz his berfday at Crismoss. Sum peepol think that meens it issent as good, but reelly it's eevn better cos it's an eevn bigger sellybrayshun than wat uther peepol get for their berfday.

Presents

Me: An wat DID yu get for yor berfday?
Bob: Oh, jus show them the fotoes for this bit.
Me: OK.

This card waz from all us Bears:
This card waz from Dilly. She mayde it herself.
This card was from Bob's Mummy an Daddy:

Now for the presents.......
Dilly gayve Bob theez plastik flys.

Henri, Bob's French cuzzin, gayve him theez cheeky biskits:

The Windowsill Bears gayve him this book:It's grayte. It's all all abowt old Bear famly fotoes.
Theez choklits wer from Bob's Daddy:Yu can jus see me in this nex foto, chekkin them owt!!!They had creem inside- look!!
Sam gayve him a payper bag:Oh! Sorry! Sam gayve him Gummy Bears!
I got him this big choklit cayke!
He got kwite a hord, dident he?!

In this foto larst pikcher, yu can just abowt see wat his Mummy gayve him-
she croshayed him a new bloo scarf.
I thort this waz kwite good, reelly, as she ownly startid lernin to croshay 2 weeks ago.
I remember my Granny Grayum yewst to do that.
I hope Mrs Helena keeps it up.
I'd kwite like to hav my own scarf.

Bak to the intervew...

Plastik Flys.

Me: Wat on erth ar yu goin to do wiv wat yor sister gayve yu, Bob?
Bob: I'm goin to hide them rownd the playse, like, in Daddy's Weetabix.

An Finerly...


Me: Eny messidge for the peepol owt thare?
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Me: OK, enything I can rite down?
Bob: Heheehehehe!!! [rolls off sofa]
Me: Weel leev it thare then!


Bye all!!!!!!!!

24 comments:

Julie said...

Grayte intervoo Grayum! And what a stash of prezents!

Ms. Creek said...

bob you are such a goof with really AWESOME presents! lol

most interesting interview, grayum!

Maggie and Mitch said...

Happy birthday, Bob! We just came from Woodstock's blog and discovered that it's your birthday! What nice pressies you've received!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Buttons the Bear said...

Wow Bob!
Looks like you got enough chocolate to last a long time. You might want to hide some for later. Those cream filled bears look good!

Bob, you didn't overdo the sweets did you? End up with a bearthday stomach ache?

Good thing Grayum was there to help out. Nice job Grayum! Perhaps a new career path.

Buttons

Asta said...

Grayum
That was a most excellent intewview..I think Bob made out like a bandit, heheheGweat Pwesentses.I especially love the cwocheyed scawf, and the choklits, oh , and the book of beaw photos..Pawsonally, I'm scawed of flies and so is Stanley if you can believe it.
I'm glad you all had such a gweat time
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Joe Stains said...

Great interview but even better presents!! wow! look at all those choklits!

Feronia said...

Looks like you had a great day, Bob. And very nice interview, Grayum!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Julie,

Wa-heyyy!!! Good ol Grayum!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,

I luv presents, me! A goof? A goof? Cheek!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Maggie & Mitch

WOW! Yu kno Woodstock too! Heheh! I like yor photo. Dog stacking. Nice one.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Buttons,

I rekkon it'll larst till Friday. No tummy akes yet.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Asta,

Stanley is scared of flys???
I don't like wasps but flys are ok.
I catch them in a glarss an then put them owt the windo. That's wat daddy duzz wiv spiders, too. Mummy jus suks them up the hoover.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Joe Stains,

Choklit is wat keeps me brown, yu kno, so it is an essenshul part ov me diet. Wa-hey!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Feronia,

Wy hullo thare! I tryd to clik on 'follo' on yor blog cos I kno yor Mummy's frend but it wuddent let me cos Mummy is allreddy followin. I don't reelly understand that cos she haz a diffrent logon. I've got my own logon, bein a spy an all, I need my own passwerds an stuff. Hmm. Do yu think Blogger is on to me?

:@d

Rosey Pollen said...

Hi bob! Thanks for stopping by my blog! does eating gummy bears make you a cannibal? LOL :)
Happy Berth-day

Stardust said...

Gud werk Grayum! Woold yu lyke to be intervewed nezt tyme yur berday cums rownd? ;)

Bob is ov curz 8. De Bear at home has been 10 fer de larst 4 decaydes.

Yum yum choco, and isn't mummy reelly gud at croshay!! She shoold be croshayin pants in no tyme!

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Grate intervyew Grayum! I love the look of that bear book showin' beary ancestors, and all that grate grub...... I fink a midnite feast might be fun....can I come too? I took part in one once, staying wiv my cousin, we had fudge and nougat wiv cherries in, pink an white coconut ice, cinder toffee and then we felt sick!

CherryPie said...

Wow! great interview and what lovely selection of presents!!!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Rosey Pollen,

HullO!

No, I'm not a cannonball, cos the Bears I'm eetin havent got knees!!!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Stardust,

Not shor abowt croshay pants. Croshay is a bit holey!!! Hehehe! I mite get sum ov me bits cort up! Hehehe!!!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Lynda,

CINDER TOFFEE!! YUM!!!! Scrummy. I like that. Speshly wen Dilly shares sum. Dilly issent too good at chewin so wen she has toffee it goes luvly an kwyert rownd heer.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Cherrypie,

It wassent bad. I'm enjoyin thoze plastik flys. HEHEHEHEHE! :@D

San said...

An enlightening interview!

Happy Birthday, friend, albeit belatedly.

i beati said...

I put special things on my blog the 26th for you hope you got them Sandy