WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Thursday, May 14, 2009

A new frend!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes, an I rode in the trolley. Thare is now a Tesco cat. We had seen a blak fluffy wun hangin rownd the car park the uther month an wer a bit worreed that he had no ware to go. But now he haz a collar an on it it sez "This cat duzz belong to sumwun" an then thare iz his fone number. Tho wy yu wud want to ring him wen he is thare in frunt ov yu I don't kno. Enyway. He now sits just inside the door under the hot air fan, an the sekurity guy duzzent mind at all. In fakt he gayve him his own box.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9, dammit, I waz robbd/10
  • Day Score: 7.82369 /10 (It wud hav bin 7.8237 but I cort Daddy tryin to eet a choklit do'h-nut in seekrit wivowt eny intenshun ov sharin it. I did get me sum, but the tayste waz tarnisht sumwat.)

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Pop oer an see my new frend, Perruchin. He livs in Peru. This is him in his Gucci jeens:He has been addin lots ov fotoes ov his Bear frends to his blog. Thare ar sum grayte Bear fotoes over thare. Go an see! He speeks mostly Spanish. I do Spanish. Mummy duzzent. I do, cos I livd in Ecuador wiv Daddy for a cuppol ov yeers. But Perruchin duzz kno English too so yu can leev him a messidge if yu don't kno Spanish. An yu can Babel Fish wat he sed an find owt that way. It's like de-coding stuff. I do that. It's part ov bein a spy.

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Don't ferget to send me fotoes or drorins ov yu an yor fayvrit pants for my Berfday Pant Gallery (see yesterday's post!!!!) hehehee....

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By the way, Koobuss is lookin to hire a new secretary cos his Mum hassent been doin her bloggin sponsibillitys enuff laytely (I kno how he feels on that wun) so hav a look at his post heer an see if yu can help!

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Rite! As it's a T day the Windowsill Bears ar up an abowt so I'm off to play now.

Mummy is doin washin- the ferst lot she haz dun since the man cayme to fix the masheen on Tchewsday. It needid fixin cos thare waz smoke comin owt ov it. We Bears ar hangin arownd the kitchen to see wat happens wen it starts to spin. Hehee..... it mite go BANG!!!!!!

Bye fer now!

11 comments:

Julie said...

Ihope Mummy's machine didn't go "BANG"! Tee hee I'm glad you spotted my "Simples" lol

Poopsie aka Blue said...

Do not tell Woodstock but sending photo's!

Blue
x

Poopsie aka Blue said...

PS
Will tell Woodstock to check out the new bear on the block!

imac said...

Hey Bob, do you fancy having a friend come to stay with you for a week or two. Her name is Dorothy and she is a Beanie Bear, she is from Kansas and her mum is a teacher.
What happens is Dorothy visits people in different countries and you report back to her mum so she can show the children Dorothys travels. Dorothy will be with arriving at mine next week and will go to North Wales with me and julie, then onto some other person who would be interested in having Dorothy visit them.
If you are interested please get in touch with me please.
Stewart (imac) = Mr Julie...

Joe Stains said...

Oh no that STINKS I hope that machine does NOT go BANG!! Do you have a helmet?

Stardust said...

Sweetest Bear alive dere,

Gud fer yu, yur new frend. Yu deserve meni!! An izn't he stylish, GuCHI fer a Bear! Wayte. Duz GuCHI yews Bear fur fer arther clothin? Gotta spy a lil!

My pants ar loyal stuff! Hardly royal but loyal stuff! They sure deeserve to be up sumwhere!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Julie,

"Simples" ysk! That's wun ov my fayvrit adverts, that is!! "Compare de meeeerkat!"

The masheen waz ok, dident go bang. She thort she waz jus doin towels but I sneekt in a pair ov her giant Sloggi pants. That did the trik :@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Blue,

HAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHA!!

Thanks for the fotoes. 100% Cheeky Bears!!!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Imac,

Coolio! Yes pleez! Get her to giv my blog a glarnse over an arsk if she wud like to come an stay! Do I hav to arraynge whare she goze arfter? I hav a few ideas.... hehehe

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Joe,

It waz ok, in the end. I put sum extra pants in the wash an that had a magical effekt on it. I keep tellin Mummy- at leest wun pair in eech wash! But she duzzent lissen, so the masheen broke. Tsk!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Stardust,

They ar troolly loyal an werthy an wud be trezerd in my Berfday Pant Gallery. Ahem. :@D