WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Updaytes an important news :@}

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: too bizzy- me an the uther Bears mayde a bus owt ov cushons an boxes an playd buses. Dilly wantid to joyne in so we sed yes, she cud wayte at the bus-stop. Kept her happy enuff. Our bus dident go that route tho.
  • Day Score: 7 ish /10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Lots ov yu wer a bit worreed abowt our littol hedgermahogin, so heer ar sum fotoes that I jus took abowt 10 minits ago, showin him tukkin in ok on his own-We took Di's advice an bort sum ov this stuff!!! He seems to reelly like it, tho we still put sum choppt up corned beef on top ov it-This is me watchin him. Yu can jus see him on the rite down the bottom, owtside the glarss. That's the bak ov my hed on the left, that is.
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I hav sum exsytin news abowt my footie teem, Gillingham- we ar in the play-offs an a week this Saterday we will be playin at Wembley Staydium in London!!! Me an Daddy ar goin to go an Mummy sez she mite go cos she wants to see the new staydium (hmmm not shor that's kwite the rite arnser Mummy but hey ho... leest sheel be thare so she can carry all our stuff.)

So PLEEEEZ ware yor very lukkiest bloo pants on Saterday 23rd May!!!!
If yu can ware them on yor hed, eevn better.
- Cheeky Bear!!!


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Now sum mor news- it is egsaktly 12 days to my berfday! WA-HEYY!!
For my berfday I think I will do a speshol gallery. If yu wud like to joyne in, email me a foto ov yu wiv yor lukkiest underpants. They can be on or off. Yu cud put them on yor hed if yu like. Or put lots in a pile. If yu carnt do a foto, dror a pikcher, that will be nice. Watever. I want yor pants for my berfday pant gallery! WA-HEYY!!!!!!!!

Hehehehe! This cud be my most pantayshuss berfday ever!

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Mummy is still not kwite wiv it, an in need ov lots ov hed-hugs, wich lukkily we Bears ar egsellent at doin. Speshly Grayum. Wen Grayum's arthritis got stuk in, he seezd up in a perfekt hug-hug-givin pozishun. SO he can do hed hugs wivowt eevn thinkin abowt it, reelly. Good ol' Gray.

Rite I'm off. Hope I can get bak to bloggin mor soon. An vizitin yor playses. Thanks for all the messidges!

Bye fer now!

12 comments:

Ms. Creek said...

i can't believe you got dilly to sit at the "bus stop" you bus didn't go to! that's mean! and so funny! lol

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Heheheheee!!!!!!
Yeah but Dilly dident mind she thort it waz part ov the gayme!!

Asta said...

Bob
I'm so welieved the little hedgemoni is eating, but who's going to teach him how to be a pwopew hog?
I'm wowwied.
BTW Bob, tell Dilly not to wowwy..I was playing wif my alligatow, and he is just fine..no injoowies! He's a gweat pal.
I'll be weawing bloo pantses fow youw team. That's vewy exciting that you get to go see them in Wembley.
I'll twy to get Mommi to get a pictoowe of me fow youw Biwfeday..how cool..should be loads of fun
smoochie kisses
ASTA

J said...

Bob Bear - I hope your team does well but remember it doesn't really matter if they lose, it's only a game. *runs off quickly*

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Asta,

I think it waz funny, thoze pikchers ov yu strangling a allygaytor, but I;m glad Dilly hassent seen them cos she will go on an on an on!

I carnt wayte to see yu wiv bloo pants! Hehhehe!!!

:@}

By the way I rote it rong- it issent this Saterday it's the 23rd. I've chaynged it on the post now. Oops. Got a bit TOO eggsytid thare! Hehe!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

J

IT SNOT A GAYME!!!!!!!!!!
ITS WEERLLY IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!

Ah well, yor a gerly.

:@}

Julie said...

Ooh, I'm goin to a weddin on 23rd. Do you think they'll mind if I ware my bloo pants on my head?

I hope Mummy feels better soon.

Stardust said...

Wow!! I wish I culd hop on a plane an fly to London!! Good luck Bear yu ar, Bob!

How beary egcited! PANTS! I wanna send you a nict pict, but, hmm... my pants ar ugly!! Wait, let me think agen... ;)

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Julie, not at all, just tell them it's a hat dezined by Stella McCartney.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Stardust,

pants ar never ugly. They can well worn, but that jus meens they ar very loyal. Sum ov Mummy's pants ar kwite big an tite, wich she sez is to hold her tummy in. Wen she puts theez on the washin line she hides them behind sheets an jumpers. Sum ov Daddy's pants hav littol staynes on them, but that jus shows how yewssful they ar in keepin yor clothes cleen!!!

Wa-heyy!!!

So nun ar ugly, jus loyal an intrestin. Hehehee!!!!!

Joe Stains said...

We are sending lots of vibes to your Mommy and I am going to go look for some blue pants!! Is Dilly still at the bus stop?

chewy said...

You... want... what...? Photos of (gulp) under pants? How ridiculous. - (running off to my pants basket and grabbing my camera)