WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Sunday, June 07, 2009

Marks Hall fotoes. ATCHOOOO!!!!!!!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: no
  • Tesco: yes
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: serspendid dew to too mutch snot in the howse/10
  • Day Score: 6/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I've cort the cowd!I'm yewzin a pair ov bloo Mummy-pants to keep me warm. I blayme Grayum. He cofft over my biskits.

Enyway! Heer ar the fotoes I promist yu. Now that Mummy is feelin better she can help put them on the pewter. Just as well as I'm not upta mutch rite now!


We sor this big normuss oak tree. It's neerly 800 yeers old!

Ooo this looks like a tank is sneekin up behind me!

We sor lots of goosies. I arskt Daddy to tayke lots ov fotoes cos I knew Mrs Nesbitt wud like to see them.

Heer's Mummy, feedin sum ov them:

The baybeez look very fluffy, don't they?

Thare wer swans, too:Thare waz a walled garden. It waz reelly big!
This is part ov the wall. It's 400 yeers old, so not as old as the tree.
Heer yu can see sum toadflax growin owt ov it.

I liket this bit. It had a low wall goin rownd an rownd the plarnts, just the rite size for a small Bear to go runnin up an down. Can yu see how the littol wall I'm standin on goze too an fro an up an down? It waz fun. Sum kids tryd to do it but it waz mine. I fownd it ferst.Thare wer lots ov theez type ov thing:
We fownd Mummy, relaxin!
We walkt throo sum mor woods an spottid this fella goin for a strowl:
An sumwun had bilt a laydy owt ov big twigs.
It waz very good.
She eevn had laydy-bumps!:
Sum ov the walks in the woods wer markt, sum wernt, yu just mayde them up as yu went along.
We cayme across this field ov ferns.
It waz like a Bear-size forrist, so I had a poo thare.
Then we fownd the piggies!
They keep them in part ov the forrist, wich is far mor fun than livin on a farm!
Yu cud see they enjoyd runnin an jumpin.
Heer's the bum foto I promist yu! Wa-hey!
Dewrin the Secund Werld War, sum forren troops wer stayshund heer,
wile waytin to go to France. Thare waz eevn a littol air field heer.
We cayme across theez old truks, wich we thort mite be left over from then:
Then we sor lots ov theez neerby. It's calld a peacock butterfly:This is Mummy havin a rest wile Daddy taykes fotoes.
Akchewlly, if yu clik on the foto an mayke it bigger,
yu mite jus see me sittin on the arm ov the bench, wayvin.On the way bak we sor sum sheep but ownly just, cos they wer hiding in the long grarss:We wer told they wer "rare breed" sheep.
Troo enuff, they dident go baaaaaaa. So maybe they wer a bit snooty.
We went parst sum mor bayby goosies,
all tukt up for bed:...an I think the parronts had had a row:
And, AT LARST!!! I got sum choklit cayke an a cuppa tea!
No trip enyware is troolly grayte unless yu finish it wiv choklit cayke an a cuppa tea.
Wa-hey!!

I hope yu enjoyd my fotoes!
I wonder if weev got enything like that cayke in the howse.
I fansy sum ov that rite now.
An as I hav a cowd I rekkon I shud hav sum.
I'll hav to send sumsun owt to go an get sum... ware's that Dilly?

Bye fer now!


40 comments:

Asta said...

Bob
I LOVED youw photoes!
That is a bootiful fowwest..Those little geeses wewe vewy cuddly looking,and I saw you waving fwom the bench. All in all it looked like a faboolous outing. I wish I could have joined you seeing all those aminals, flowews and scenewy. it looked westful. Lucky piggies..that's the way to live..what a gweat bun shot! I was looking fowawd to that, and it was well wowf it.
I hope you get some mowe of that chocklit cayke..I know it has pwoven medicinal qualities.
Stay wawm and dwink lots of tea!
Smoochie get well kisses
ASTA

imac said...

Gununs Bob.
I liked Piggy Bum and where u pooed.

Bob, are you still wanting Dorothy Bear to come for a visit to you??
If so please let us know, if so Dorothy will travel next weekend to yours.

DILLY said...

Dilly think best fotoes be bayby goosies.
Bum fotoe be silly.
Typcol Bob nonsense.

¬"

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Asta,

I knew yu'd lov that bum foto! I knew yu'd appryshyate that! Heheh! I'm still hunting down that cayke tho...

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

imac,

HullO! Yey, I'm all for Dorothy Bear coming to vizit! Wud it be up to us to arraynge for ware she goze next arfter us? If so I shall hav to get thinking! Hehe!

Weer goin to Granny's nex weekend. I wonder if she will be heer in time to come wiv us. We cud tayke her to Sheerness beach an tayke a foto thare.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Dilly!
Get owt!
Yu've got yer own blog, fer goodness sayke!

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Wot a lovly day out yu had wiv mummy an daddy. Smashin pics you took as well.

Hope yu are better soon. Hugs (but not nose ones, in case it is sore).

Buttons the Bear said...

Grr Bob,
Sorry to hear you caught it. Tell mummy to share some chicken soup with you while you're waiting on that chocolate cake.

Speaking of chocolate cake, we finally made it. Your most dangerous chocolate cake recipe. Yum!Yum! My mom put some strawberries & whipped topping on it.

If you can't get some cake brought in...maybe Dilly would make the 5 minute one for ya, if you're nice to her.

Your photo are great! Looks like you an enjoyable day. What fun running on that wall. Kind of like your own Great Wall of China.

Feel better soon my friend
Buttons

BumbleVee said...

I knew it!! just knew you'd come down with something if eveerybody was sneezing all over the place! Snuggle into those pants... ask for more tea and biscuits.... whine a lot... it works for my husband.

Julie said...

Grayte photos Bob. I loved all the babee birds.

We will try and get Dorothy to you before next weekend, she would love to go to the seaside! Yes, you have to find someone to send her on to and you have to keep her travel diary too. There's some strucshuns with her but it's lots of fun and guess what? she's a proper bear with one ear going back and evreething!

chewy said...

Did you overdose on nature? What a great place to walk and sit and poo at. (giggle) I like the piggies.

I hope you get well soon. Stay warm with a cuppa.

Feronia said...

Looks like you had a good day out, Bob. And you're right, no outing is complete without chocolate cake. Maybe this could be a cold remedy too? Feel better soon! :)

Ms. Creek said...

Wow, bob, I love the OLD oak tree and the wall. We don't have anything man made in this country that is that old! the swans are beautiful and we have lots of geese, too. those red flowers look like poppies to me...is that what they are? the baby geese are nice and downy fuzzy, aren't they? i hope your cold is better and you can blow the irish snot out.

where is your mouth?

Joe Stains said...

We totally loved your photos!! It sure is different than where I live for sure. Lots of different animals for sure! We hope you feel better soon buddy.

Stardust said...

BOB! Cum heer... I wish I could fly over to keep yu warm.

Yes deer, I cort yu on dat bench, dat's a luvly pikcher of mummy dontcha think?

Wat grayte way to begin a week! I luv all de pikchers of greenery an animols, carn't decide which is best! ARRR!

Atchoo! Oops.

Jackie said...

dear Bob, seeing you on that bench reminded me of a bear i see quite often. (Although not as often as used to now my best dog friend has gone to the kennel in the sky)
I wrote about him on my other blog. Would you like to see him?
You might be a bit shocked at his plight. I have asked him if he would like to come home with me for a bath but he didn't answer.
http://willowandjools.blogspot.com/2008/07/another-one.html

i beati said...

wonderful adventure. I like the lady iout of twigs .. love to all the sneezers sandy

Bae Bae said...

Hey Bob T Bear. What a cool blog you have. And you sure do travel to lots of fun place. :)

~ Bae

Poopsie aka Blue said...

Wonderful photo's Bob!
Woodstock now wants me to take him out on an outing...

Hope the cold clears up real soon.

Love & hugs
Blue

Jackie said...

Dear Bob, thank you for the information regarding bears and baths that you left on my other blog.
You were absolutely right about the blog being for remembering Willow . I hope Mummy is not feeling too sad about Figgs and has started the scrap book.
You understood perfectly about th emirror picture, there, but not there, and the shape that disappears when you look round. (I always look round but thats becasue I eat too much chocolate)
Thank you for being so understanding.
x

Ms. Creek said...

I sure think that twig lady is cool! what is the story on her?

maybe your mum can take a close up picture of your mouth so i can see it! how is it that i can't see our nose at all and dilly's nose is so dang long? a long nose with nostrils on the end, not a piggy snout!

CherryPie said...

That looks like my sort of place to visit. I have not heard of that one before.

Alex L said...

Bad luck getting sick Bob, it's not pig flu is it?

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Lynda,

It waz grayte thare, an so big we dident get to see it all so weel hav to go bak, an eet mor cayke. HEHEHE!

My cowd is ok now, thank yu!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Buttons,

HEHEHEH! GRAYTE WALL OF CHINA!! HEHEHEEEE! That's grayte, I dident think ov that. That's grayte! HHEEHEHE!

Glad yu liket the cayke ressippy. Yor chikn soop ressippy is scrum.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Bumblevee,

Yor huzband wares yor pants rownd his nek wen he has a cowd?

Good for him!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Julie,

Wun ear bak an wun ear forward? Good Lor! Sheez a spy!

:@o

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chewy,

Thare is nuthin like a relaxin poo in sum woods yu havent pooed in befor. But I can tell yu allreddy knew that.

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,

I keep my mowth under my nose. Ware do yu keep yors? Pah!

Yes, the red flowers wer poppys. Grayte big wuns.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Feronia,

Yes, I think choklit is a very handy medissinal in all sorts ov mergencys!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Joe Stains,

Ahhh wish yu cud come an vizit theez playses wiv me, bud. Yu'd lov it. I can just imagin yu runnin off an inspektin thoze woods an givin them all a good sniffin.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Stardust, yu sor me! Hurray! I wonderd how menny peepol wud mayke the foto bigger! hehehe!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Jackie,

I waz very intrestid to reed abowt that wee Bear on yor blog. I hope he is ok now. Hav yu seen him laytely?

Mummy is still thinking abowt the scrapbook for Figs. She issent shor wat size to do the pages yet. She sor sum yesterday that wer 12 x 12 an she haz enuff fotoes for that, but she sed an 8 x 8 album wud be eezier to hug.

Awww.....

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,

I think yu need to go bak to Dilly's blog an reed up on her snowt vs. nose lesson agen, utherwise this cud narsty! Hahaha!!!

Enyway, do yu reelly need a foto to show ware my mowth is? Don't yu hav eny Bears in yor howse hoo cud help yu find it?

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

i beati,

yeah I don't kno the story behind the twig lady. It was odd, we just cayme across her thare!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Bae Bae!!

Wy hullo thare! Thank yu for yor kind comments abowt my blog. I must pop over an see yors now!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Poopsie Blue,

Yes I think so too! Tayle sum pikchers an let me kno!!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Cherrypie,

It is a luvly playse. If yor ever down this way yu shud chek it owt, but ware nice comfy shooz for lots ov walkin!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Alex L,

I dont' think it was pig flu! All thoze piggys lookt fine to me! Hehehe!

Jed Bramwell said...

WOW! What a purdy place! I live in wooded area too, on an island! da woods is da bestest!!
Jed