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Thursday, June 04, 2009

Sheez snotty agen!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes, chiken soop for Mummy
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: too bizzy /10
  • Day Score: 6.83621/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I havent fergotten abowt the fotoes I promist but I hav bee bizzy carfterin Mummy agen as she is all snotty agen an haz a infekshun in her chest wich is maykin her coff up horrobol green stuff, an this shud jus proov to Dilly that green is a narsty thing.

She went to the nerse wen it was just a bad throat, an the nerse sed "It's jus hay feever, go home!" so she cayme home an now she issent well. Dilly sez the nerse knew nuthin, an that this is oviuss cos she dident ware a nerse's hat. She sez that REEL nerses allways ware a hat.

Mummy sez she feels like she haz been hit by a truk! I've been run over befor, as yu kno, an wen it happend my bum berst an lots ov my beads spilld owt onto the road. I had to go abowt wiv sayfety pins in my bot till they fownd sum uther beads for a transplant for me. The pins wer well itchy.

Well, I had a look but her bottom, I hav to say, duzzent look eny smaller than it did a week ago, an I carnt see eny pins, so I don't think she haz reelly been hit by a truk at all.

I hav given her self-ishooing priviledges over the tishoo box as, kwite frankly, I carnt keep up wiv her demarnds. Meenwile Grayum seems to hav come down wiv the bug, so we hav seperaytid him from the uther Bears. Mummy Windowsill Bear is carftering him. I think he is jus playin on it, to be onnist. But don't tell him I sed that.

I hope the green stuff goze away soon then Mummy can help me load up all my intrestin fotoes. I hav a nice wun ov a pig's bottom that I wantid to sho yu. He haz a reelly curly tayle an is kwite hairy.

Bye fer now!

18 comments:

Buttons the Bear said...

Bob,
So sorry to hear your Mum's sick again. Hope she's feeling better real soon!

Take care not to catch it yourself. Isolating Grayum is probably wise. Maybe you need to all wear masks, like my cousin Bunkey did when he came to visit. He' heard we have Swine Flu in Illinois. We didn't have it by us, but you can't be too careful these days.

My mom says be sure you wash your paws ifin you've been handling those used tissues.

Is one of those chickens next door named chicken soup? I'll send you and your mum a good recipe.

Can't wait to see your pictures.
Buttons

Joe Stains said...

We are sending lots of healing vibes to your Mom, green goo in the lungs is NOT fun for sure.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Buttons,

I don't tutch yewzd tishoos ov eny discripshun. The ownly exsepshun is wuns I hav blown my own noze into, then I hav a look an see wat cayme owt.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Joe,

thanks very mutch for the heellin vibes. She is sleepin downstairs on the sofa sittin up cos she sez it helps her breev mor eezily. It also meens she issent neer to Daddy's feet, wich also meens she can breev mor eezily. I did sergest this waz also a reeson but she sed I waz a cheeky Bear.

Wa-hey!

BumbleVee said...

yeh....I'd give her a wide berth too and let her isshoo her own... you definitely don't want to catch whatever it is...ick....

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Hope Mummy feels better soon and gets her beans back.

Parper Bear went to the dentist on Monday and now he's coffing. He must've breeved in some jerms wen his mouth was open, I reckon.

Also hope Grayum is back wiv you soon. Dangerous places to sleep are windowsills. Might roll off!

A nose hug to you!

Feronia said...

Hope Mummy feels much better soon, Bob, and Grayum too. Keep up the good work as carer-in-chief!
Nose hugs from Australia! :)

i beati said...

wow mummy enough of this get it out of your system for the rest of the flowery summer!1sandy

Ms. Creek said...

Give your mummy a big ol' hug from me and tell her I hope she gets better soon and I hope it isn't the swine flu!

Asta said...

Bob
That was obviously an impostow nuwse..dilly is cowwect. I always weaw my cap on dooty when nuwsing a fwiend. I hope that nasty gween stuff wowks..Mommi has twisted hew knee and now she is leaking out hew bottom too..I'll have to twy the safety pin on hew. thanks fow the tip.
I hope youw Mum and Gwayum feel bettew soon , cause I'd love to see the piggies behind
smoochie kisses
ASTA

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Bumblevee,

Too layte!

Ak!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Lynda,

Grayum cofft all over my biskits an I got it. I rekkon he did it on perposs cos they wer MY biskits an he dident hav eny.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Feronia,

ahh thank yu for the nose hugs. I'll sayve them for wen mine has stoppt bein snotty, don't worry.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

i beati,

that's jus wat I sed! Enuff allreddy! Good greef! Has she no staminna at all???

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,

I don't think it's swine flu, altho we did go an see sum pigs at that playce we vizited. They lookt ok to me. But thare wer kids thare- that's a diffrent matter!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Asta,

HAHAHAAA! Let me kno if the sayfety pin werkt! hehehe!!!

Dilly waz very pleezd to heer yu ware a nersey hat.

:@}

DILLY said...

MWEAH! Nersey hat!

Stardust said...

Oh, yur mommy poor thingy!! It's narsty indeed if de discharge is greeen. =/

I hope she gets better by now. You kids be gud!