WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Sam

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no, resting
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 5.5 still lettin her win /10
  • Day Score: 7.8/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

For dinner larst nite we wer entertayned by wat mummy reffers to as "that thing I do wiv mushrooms". Yu'd think if we haff to eet it, she cud at leest nayme it.

It had chorizo in it tho, so Sam waz happy. He likes spicy things. Ever since he tryd on that hat that Unkol Roy brort home from Mexico. -In fakt, he likes to think ov himself as a Sowth Ammerrykan Bear now. Not shor if it's the spices or the hats. I keep tellin him, "Yor NOT from Sowth Ammerryka, Sam. If yu wer, yu'd be a Specktacled Bear!" I told him agen just now. Then he ran up to me like this:
an then Dorothy ran parst like this:an the pair ov them ran off giggling and showting "Olé!"

For goodness sake!!!!!

31 comments:

Jackie said...

How clever your friends are!
Ole!

Jackie said...

My husband says your mummy is very clever and should be writing childrens books.I agree,the truth is stranger than fiction.

Julie said...

Should have gone to Specsavers! hehehe :-)

chicamom85 said...

I don't care for spicy food, well actually it doesn't agree with me. I am a lady and won't go into any more description but it does sound good.

licks and sniffs, Sasha

Asta said...

HeheheheThose specktacles awe awfully cute on them.
did they get theiw chowizo??
Mommi won't let me have the spicy stuff she likes..she says it's not fow tewwiews. Hwwwwmphhhhhhhh.
smoochie kisses
ASTA

chewy said...

Next they'll be wanting mexican jumping beans for dinner. OLE! I wonder if those kind of beans will grow in the garden?

i beati said...

yummy sandy

CherryPie said...

Now I am just wondering is Dorothy a Spy Bear!!!

Buttons the Bear said...

Hey there Bob,
Looks like Dorothy is having a great time. I was wondering what you were doing to entertain her. Looks like she can be rather entertaining herself!

Buttons

BumbleVee said...

and such cute little "pecs" they are too!

BumbleVee said...

hahahha..I meant "specs" ...I didn't really see any muscles to speak of....

Ms. Creek said...

LMAO, the mushroom dinner sounds wonderful! and your friends are silly! it's fun having such friends around, isn't it?

When you have a chance, you should go to Chewy's blog. She has a GREAT picture she did of a Happy Bear!

Mrs. Salty said...

Sam and Dorothy are cute wearing glasses!

Feronia said...

Love the specs, you guys! LOL!

Stanley said...

Hey, Bob!

If they show up at your house with a wee burro in tow, then you'll know they've taken their Mexican obssession to the next level! One thing, though. I don't get the South American Bear/spectacles connection. What IS that?

Goober love & ole,
STanley

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Jackie,

Hehehe! I think I better do my own biogriffy as I'm not shor I can trust how mutch Mummy wud rite abowt me. Wat wiv me bein a spy an all.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Julie,

Touché!!!!!!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chicamom85(wat happend to the uther 84?)

Yu ar defnitly a laydy-gerl. I cud tell from the bows. Dilly is kwite admiring ov yu for thoze.

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Asta,

Yeah, they got their chorizo. And then they tryd to get mor from the fridge but Mummy had eeten it al. She haz it for snaks.

Pity yu carnt hav eny it's nice. Wat abowt bones? Do yu hav bones? Duz bone marro tayste nice?

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chewy,

Mexican jumping beans- so calld cos if yu eet enuff ov them yu hav sutch enormuss farts yu levitayte.

HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAA!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Cherrypie,

I rekkon she is too!
Look at her ears!
Wun forwerd, wun bak- reddy for all eventchewallitys.
Defnitly!!!

;@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Buttons,

Dorothy is coming owt ov her shell wiv us! Hehe!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

i beati,

yummy is the werd for chorizo flayverd enything, I think. It's wun ov my fayvrit sayvories. Carnt beet hunny tho.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Bumblevee,

Sam insists that yu reelly did meen pecs an now he keeps flexin them in frunt ov the mirror an lookin at yor foto.

Uh-oh!

:@o

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,

THANKS for the tip! I went an I reelly liket that Bear pawtrayte she did! That waz ace!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Mrs Salty,

Hullo!

I rekkon Dorothy is very cewt but Sam is jus silly.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

(an I'm not jellos.)

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Feronia,

Glad we mayde yu larff. Is it gettin warmer thare yet? Hope yu hav a warm cuddly Bear.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Stanley,

"Spactacled Bears" ar a speesheez ov Bear that liv in Peru. They ar mostly blak an grey an they hav marks on theyer fayces like spectacles. They also hav very long clorz. But they ar mostly frendly. At leest to uther Bears.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

**hey!


I KEEP TRYING TO POST AN BLOGGER WON'T LET ME!!!

:@o

Orso Bear, Esq said...

Dear B T Bear, Esq,
How wonderful to meet another bear who is trying to put right so many of the world's problems rather than sitting back and leaving it to others.
I wholeheartedly support your efforts to have Fox's Glacier Mints renamed Bear Glacier Mints.
If there's anything I can do to help, let me know.
Excellent too that you are a fellow esq. - so many bears today prefer informality.
I see you also offer advice. So do I. Though nobody has requested any yet. Still, it's no doubt just a matter of time.
I have a friend called Bob, but he is a large, lazy bear, nothing like your good self.
Well, I must wrap up for now, but here's power to you.
In all sincerity,
Mr Orso Bear, esq.