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Monday, June 22, 2009

Farther's Day

Weekend's scores:
  • Gills: no; resting
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes, for batterys for the camra so that we cud mayke a film ov me an Dorothy
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 6- but I waz lettin her win /10
  • Overall Score: 8ish/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

WOW! Weev bin bizzy showin Dorothy arownd, an teechin her stuff like how to play "Bear! Not-a-Bear!" so that she can teech it to evrywun wen she goze on her travols rownd the werld.

Yestaday waz Farther's Day heer in the UK so wen we went to Tesco I ran off separitly to buy him sumthing. Dorothy cayme too. She has reelly tayken to riding on the trolley:Heer's me an Dilly waytin for daddy yestaday morning. It waz grayte cos he had forgotten abowt it so our cards an stuff wer a big serprize!
This is wun ov my grayte presents. It's a pen that yu can rub owt. It's for wen Daddy maykes staykes wen he duz Suduko puzzols. (He yewzerly duzz an he showts "D'oh!" an maykes evrywun jump, speshly Granny, hoo never noze wat he did or wat he showtid. She just noze sumthing mayde a lowd noyze.)
Heer is my uther grayte present. It's choklit lollypops wiv pikchers from the Kung Fo Panda film on them:Thare wer ment to be 4 choklit lollypops in the pak but LBBBJ arskt if he cud borro wun cos he had forgotten to get Daddy Windowsill Bear enything:Hmmm. He DID say "borro" but I don't think weel be seeing that wun agen.

Heer is my card, wich is the best card ever!
It haz 2 Bears on it, both wiv bloo pants on theyer heds!!!!
WA-HEY!Heer is the inside:
The poem in the card sez:
Yor my daddy,
wat can I say...
yor grayte
an I'm just like yu.
But it dident rime so I addid a "WA-HEYY!" to fix it.

In the arftanoon we went to feed skwirrols in the park an show Dorothy the carsol so she cayme wiv us. I hav sum fotoes but I will post them nex time cos Mummy sez I haff to get off this thing now and let Dilly post on her blog. Pah!

Bye fer now!

18 comments:

DILLY said...

Dilly pwesents be better!

chicamom85 said...

Wow you guys have such adventures! I took my Dad for a walk and then left him a present outside. My Mom has heard about the store you went to on her favorite show The F Word and wants to come and visit someday.

licks and sniffs, Sasha

The Duck said...

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Should uv done summit for my dad!

i beati said...

I'm l;oving the gifts especially the pen - Good old Tesco

Ms. Creek said...

good present for his soduko puzzles! and good suckers, great card...i think you and dilly are tied in the best present department!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Dilly,

IT WASSENT A COMPETISHUN YU SILLY!

Enyway, mine wer better.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chicamom85 (I still wud like to meet yor 84 siblings)

Yu left a present for him owtside- HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Hahahahahaaaaaaaa!
Wa-hey!
I kno wat yu did! Hehe!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Duck,

Yu an Jo cud hav goost him an gayve him a nise serprize that way!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

i beati,

Yes, I think the pen waz an exslent choyse but he hassent let me hav a go on it yet.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek

OoooooooYUK! Sorry. It waz just the idea ov bein tied to Dilly...

Hehee!

:@}

Joe Stains said...

Your Dad is lucky to have such great bears to give him such nice cards and gifts. We got something here called Heinz beans at our Tesco owned store. They are apparently BRITISH!

Feronia said...

You did well for your Dad, Bob - love the card! - and so nice of you to help out by sharing the lollipops.

Stanley said...

Bob!

I think your presents were great too! You and Dilly are so different from each other there is no chance the two of you would ever get the same things for your daddy. I hope he had a great day. But then again, it involved chocolate, so it must have been good!

Goober love,
Stanley

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Joe Stains,

Yeah Heainz Baked Beans! Hehee! Hav them wiv eggs an bacon an sossidges! OR hav them on toast!! Yeah! Hav them on toast!! Scrum!

Heainz Baked Beans
Good for yor heart
But eet too menny
an they mayke yu fart!

HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAA!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Feronia,

I'm a nice Bear!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Stanley,

Yu got that rite! Dilly allways seems to veer on the side ov sumthing to do wiv bathing. Or enything wiv a bow on it.

The choccie was scrum!

:@D

Buttons the Bear said...

Bob,
Love the card! My mom almost bought that one for me to give to my dad @ Wal-Mart.

Cool pen! Wonder if they have those at Wally World too?
Buttons

Stardust said...

Dat card iz amazin!! Wat a grayte day yu guys had together. =D

I miss daddy. I called him on Farther's Day, I wish I could hug him.