Pants on hed!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons:yes
• Tesco: yes, we ran owtta cow jooce
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 Huzarr! /10
• Overall Score: 7.8361/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I waz browzin the news paiges today, as I do, bein as I am a well-red an well tellygent Bear, an I cayme across sumthing that happend the uther day not far from ware I liv: a man robbed a store in disgize. An do yu kno how he waz disgized? As a pare ov underpants!!!!

He waz cort on CCTV. Heer he is-He akcherly tryd to hold up a store wiv pants on his hed! HAHAHAHA!

Do yu think they wer cleen wuns?
Maybe.
If he had plannd the robbery then maybe they wer.
But wat if it wassent plannd?
-Wat if he jus lept owtta his bed an thort, "I kno, I'm goin to hold up a store today!"
an then: "Whoah. Hang on, I havent dun eny washin. Hmm. Oh well!" -an then jus pikt up yesterday's pants off the flor. Hehee.
Now then............
Next kwestchun: did he tern them inside owt?
It's the skid mark problem, issent it?- Is it better on the owtside or the inside? An if the pants ar going on yor hed, yu hav a whole new ambit ov problems to consider, namely, site versus smell.
If yu tern them inside owt, peepol mite see the skid marks. But if yu keep them the rite way rownd, yu risk the skiddies slipping down rite over yor nose.
Hmm.....
Do yu think they wer Y-Frunts? If so, do yu think he peerd throo the vent?
Or maybe they wer just normal pants. He cud hav pulld them down so the frunt bit cuverd his hed an nose, wile he eyes cud look owt the leg holes.
Mind yu, watever type ov pants they wer, they wer enormuss! I rekkon they wer his Dad's.
Yu see? Taint eezy, is it?
Lots ov things to think abowt.
An that's wat I do, I think abowt things.
Deeply.
I'm a thortful Bear.