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Monday, July 13, 2009

Sellybraytin Daddy's berfday


Blogger still won't let me post wiv my yewzyual formattin, hence the absence ov my daily scores an stuff. Hurrumpff!

But at leest I can do fotoes today! So heer ar sum from sellybraytin Daddy's berfday, wich waz Saterday, but we startid by taykin him owt to a Jazz Consert on Fryday nite. I went along too an did sum grand jiving an boogeying on down, an had a sip ov the old man's beer. Wa-heyy!!

Heer ar the cards we gayve him.

This wun is from Mummy. She mayde it. It's a bit soppy:
This is from me. I mayde it by my own paw. It's a pant frolick!
This is from awl the uther Bears! They mayde it. It's a piknik! (that's me in the bottom rite corner.)
This is from granny:
This is from Arnty Fiona an her famlie. They mayde it. It's from Dorothy too cos she had got thare by then. If yu look closely yu can see whare they startid owt by drorin a pikcher ov me, then chaynged theyer minds an did a Gillingham badge insted. Maybe they dident think they cud fully capcher my hansumness:
This is from Dilly. She mayde it. She chewd owt the party hats herself:

Heer ar the choklits that I've been helpin Daddy eet. They ar mayde heer in Colchester. The box iz full but this Bear shapet wun is best. (Altho the marzipan nutty wuns come a close secund).This waz my present for Daddy. It's a pad ov payper mayde from resykeld poo. HAHAHAHA!Heer is Dilly's present.It's a cupol ov berd comicks that she fownd on Etsy.Heer is wat the Windowsill Bears gayve him. It's a gide book to woods in the East ov England so he is never cort short.Heer is wat Sam an Grayum gayve gayve him. It's a gide to leeves, so he will be abol to lern wich do the best wipes.Heer is wat Nessie gayve him. It's a gide book to wild flowers but he hewmerd Nessie an sed he waz shor it wud come in yewsfoll.Mummy bort him sum books but they wer pritty boring so I dident bother wiv a foto.

Then we went to Granny's howse an ate coffee an walnut cayke! It waz scrum. That went TOO FARST for a foto!

Then on Sunday we went for a drive in the country. It waz hot so I sat in the bak wiv Granny. This left Dilly to navigayte so we endid up at this pub:Apparently this yewst to be a farm howse an had ownly been a pub since 1711 so not long then. This fella at the bar had been waytin to be served since 1842. He had been a boy wen he ferst got heer.Theez flowers hanging all over the seelling ar from the hops they mayke the beer from. The beer waz kwite taysty.....Wayte! I can still see sum in thare, rite at the bottom...Earrrghhh.....
Ufff....I had a tad too mutch, Mummy!We had a nice lunch. Granny had roast chicken, Mummy had sum sort ov veggie tart thing, an Daddy an me had scampi an chips.It took a wile to arrive but we had sum grayte chattin! Then we had dessert. Scrum! Rarzbry cheezcayke:...an choklit cayke wiv creem...We got home larst nite an wer reelly poopt. I don't meen we pooed our pants, I meen we wer ded tyerd.

Today, Daddy went bak to werk, but this is his larst week cos skool brakes up for summer on Fryday. Wa-hey!!!

I hope Dorothy is enjoying Cornwall. She wud hav liket that cheezcayke.

Bye fer now!


Julie said...

What a grayte birfday yor Daddy had and lots of luvly presents. My hubby before the one I've got now used to make his own beer with all the grain and hops and things. It mayde the kitchin reely smelly but it taysted good.

Jackie said...

Your daddy is a lucky daddy to have so many people buying him presents. Its my berf..er.. birthday on Sunday. Nearly the same as your daddy plus a few years extra.

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Wow! What a great birfday your daddy had and what ace presents and cake, AND beer! Glad you all had a good time. I laughed at the man sat at the bar - He looks like I feel! Ha! Ha!

Feronia said...

Looks like you made sure your Daddy's birthday was a really top day, Bob! Watch out for that beer, though!!

Stardust said...

Happi belayted berfday to Daddy!! So many presents, I've never received so many on ani berfday. Izn't he a lukky man?

De bar luks uniq! Dis iz wat so speshol about England. =) Ah huh, an drunken Bears too.

Joe Stains said...

Tell your Dad happy birthday from us ok?? Looks like you had a fun day with him. The cake looks GREAT.

Buttons the Bear said...

Looks like your dad had a great celebration. Does he look or feel any older?

Your mum has done a great job teaching all you bears to make especially beautiful cards. Love yours with all the pants and the one from all the bears with your self portraits is a beary nice one.

Bob treasure that picture of you with your granny, it's a great one!

Got to go easy on that beer Bob. How's your head feeling today??


chicamom85 said...

What a grand day for your Dad, I know it will seem unfair to the others but I think that your card was the best. I am a little concerned about the amount of Ale you drank, I hope you didn't have any after tummy problems. You still have Dorothy on your mind.

licks and sniffs, Sasha

Alex L said...

Looks like you all had a great time. Dammit now I want some cake!

Textile Art Showcase said...

Sounds like a great day was had by all I think. Your Daddy certainly got a lot of lovely presents - it is to be hopes he likes the outdoors!

Sandy Kessler said...

Daddy got some good school resources and yummies !!!sandy

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Beer smells bad wen yu mayke an also wen yu fart it but it's ok in th emiddol.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


HAPPY BERFDAY for Sunday!!!! I hope yu get a big cayke! If yu do, show us all a pikcher!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


The man at the bar waz troolly the oldest man I hav ever seen, an I hav seen Farther Crismoss!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


I jus need mor practiss wiv that beer, that's all, then I'll be fine drinking it. Heheheee.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


I parst on yor belaytid greetings to Daddy an ate wun ov his choklits on yor beharf- thanks for that! HEHEHE!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Joe Stains,

I am loozin cownt ov all the caykes we ar havin rownd heer lately.... :@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


My hed waz ok but my tummy waz odd an my farts wer mor joossy than yewzal. Must be sumthing I ate.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...



Thank yu for the liks an sniffs heheheeeee

I agree, I think my card waz the best too!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Get thee to a Tesco an hav sum!!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Textile Art Showcase-

Yeah I like to go for walks wiv him in the woods, an he is thinkin ov gettin a bike, too. I hope he gets a tandem then I can go on the bak but I won't pedal!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


by the way- Mummy haz her cards reddy to send but keeps gettin distraktid wiv uther stuff like peepol's berfdays an doing the washing an stuff! Hehe!!!!! I shall keep reminding her, ok?

Skool resorces- yeah. I sed that to him an he sed "Huh?"