WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Oooo mor cayke!!!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes: walkt thare wiv Mummy cos she waz feellin fat (serves her rite for eetin so mutch ov Daddy's berfday cayke then) an I had a good ride in the trolley. Spottid a yung boy hoo had brort his cuddly cat along for a ride too. Me an the cat exchaynged knowin looks befor the boy herld him owt ov the trolley. Sigh. The abewse wiv wich wun haz to put up.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10! HAHAHA! Bak on form, my frends! /10
  • Overall Score: 7.839/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wa-heyy!!!!!! Lookie-at! I got my formattin bak!

Well it is warmin up agen heer an is in the 70's F wich is kwite warm if yu hav to go arownd in ferr, eevn if, like me, yu hav desydid to go oh-naturell laytely (hehe!).

*** *** *** *** ***

Arnty Jo cayme up to vizit today cos it waz her berfday. This ment sumthing very important: MOR CAYKE!!!

Arnty Jo an her choklit berfday cayke.
She issent 10, we just cuddent fit the uther 31 candols on.

She an Mummy went shoppin. Mummy sed she waz lookin forward to it cos she sez that me an Daddy don't like to browse mutch an she an Jo wantid to go to a crarft shop an just wander abowt going "Oooo" like laydeez do in shops.
I don't kno wat she meens reelly, I hav never knowingly rusht owt ov an underpant department. I wud very willingly browse thare. In fakt, I distinktly remember a sekurity gard comin to find me in Debenams wunce cos they wantid to close.

- Havin a nice kip in a bra, I was. Me an Grayum had slung wun between 2 hangers an mayde a comfy hammock. Wun Bear eech side. Nice, it waz. We had just werkt owt how to twist the hooky bits owt the way so that they dident keep catching on Grayum's ear, wen along comes this fat bloke in a hat an sez it's closing time. Spoil sport....


Enyway. Mummy an Jo wer gon abowt 3 hours. Wen they got bak Daddy arskt wat shops they'd been to, an they had ownly been to wun!
Then thare waz drinking of tea an dunking ov minty choklit biskits calld Viscounts, befor Jo left.

Ha! I
knew if I hid the larst 2 slices ov cayke under a bowl they wud all forget abowt them! An so they wer mine, all mine!
Well, wayste not want not!

Bye fer now!


DILLY said...

Bob be norty not sayve cayke for Dilly!
Be bits for Dilly an Nessie!
Not be for gweedy Bears!

Feronia said...

Sharing is a nice thing, you know, Bob :) Did look like a lovely cake, though, so I see your point, and excellently hidden too!

Stardust said...

Happi belayted berfday den to Arnty Jo. Did she cry fer the short of candles?

Now I noe why izzit gud to have mor in family. Mor caykes, yum.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Yes but it's ownly sharing if yu do it cos yu want to, an I dident reelly want to share the choklit cayke. Sumtimes Mummy maykes me share but as I say to her, it issent sharing if it's forcet; it's commewnism.



(Bears ar exslent at hydin cayke by the way. An if yu carnt find sumthing to go over it yu jus put it in yor belly.)

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


I am NOT gweedy or eevn greedy!
An yor bum is bigger then mine so thare.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


no, she dident cry, wen she went shoppin wiv Mummy they bort a secund cayke so that thare wud be room for mor candols. HAHA!

Joe Stains said...

Hey Bob it was 114 F here today, it totally stinks BAD! that cake looks GREAT!

CherryPie said...

That cake looks delicious :-)

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Joe, that sownds well stinky! WOW! That's so hot, yu better be careful yor bum duzzent get stuk to the flor! Wa-hey! :@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


It waz, speshly wiv lots ov thik creem on top. Slirp. :@}