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Sunday, August 30, 2009

Just a kwik note, this.

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: yes, we got a not-a-loos wiv Walsall, wich I thort waz in Poland.
  • Simpsons: no
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10! haha! /10
  • Overall Score: 7.565103/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I just popt in to say thank yu for the messidges an also for the awards (wow! I hav awards!) an I will attend to them mor proply wen I get bak- we ar off to Granny's for a few days...

-then we come bak heer for a few days, an THEN we ar goin to the New Forrest for a long weekend. So bizzy bizzy!!!!

We ar taykin Zed bak home today. To be onnist weel miss the littol fella, altho he is a full time job, watchin that he duzzent get in trubbol. I fownd him "investigaytin" the washin barsket this mornin. He cayme owt rinklin up his nose. Must hav been investigaytin sum ov Daddy's derty soks, if the way he rubbd his nose into the carpet is enything to go by. Por lad! Haha!

Mummy's tummy seems better but sheez bein silly cos I got told off for nuthin an it issent fair. She sed I had to wash my paws befor dinner an all I did waz explayne that it wassent nessassary cos I waz yewzin a spoon not my paws an enyway eevn if thare WER dert an germs on my paws (wich thare wassent, cos I lickt them) they wernt goin to walk down the handol ov the spoon wer they? But she sed yu had to wash yor hands befor dinner enyway! So I wacht to see if she ate hers wiv her hands an she dident! So I sed "Thare! See? Yu yewsd a fork! NOT yor hands!" but she still rekkons I dident win the argewment.

Mummys ar so illogikol sumtimes. Thare shud be a playce whare mummys can all on hollyday together an do poyntless stuff together an leev the rest ov us alone, like puttin on jumpers wen yor not cold, washin yor paws befor dinner an cleenin yor teeth in the mornin eevn wen yu dident hav a midnite snak.

Hey ho. Bye for now!

13 comments:

i beati said...

have a glorious time

Buttons the Bear said...

Bob,
My mom was laughing to tears as she read your post out loud to my dad. Every now and then your posts just tickle her funny bone. The other one that made her cry from laughing was your documentary involving dok leaves.

Although in this case I don't understand what she was laughing at, as I identify with your logic
on the paw washing.

I also understand about the missing little fellas, as I am still missing Scruffy.

Have fun being bizzy, sounds like it will be fun!

Buttons

Ms. Creek said...

Well, bob, i hope the smell of the dirty socks didn't leave permanent nose damage to your friend!

germs DO spread and they go into your mouth and then you can get the oink oink flu or the tweet tweet flu and you don't want to get sick!

i hope your momma's tummy is doing better! lots of loves and hugs to your family!

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Mummys are hard work sometimes I spose, but she looks after you nicely though. Go give her a big nose hug from me! Sqeeeebbbbb!!!!

Asta said...

soo Twoo BOB!

Mommis seem to obcess about the weiwdest things..I wead vewy cawefully youw descwiption of youw sanitawy pwoceedoowes and I think you awe incwedibly safety concious. I mean once you've licked youw paw, what else could you do..I know that my lickies awe antiseptic, so I asoome so awe youws
Glad youw Mum's tummie is a little bettew
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Mack and Sally Ann said...

Bob, you are right. Mommies worry to much about little things. I think Asta's right, once we doggies lick our paws, they are clean. So, if you lick your paws clean, they are clean. Mack

Julie said...

But Mummy's always know best Bob! Have a lovely time at Granny's and in the New Forist.

Feronia said...

You should always listen to your Mummy, Bob. Sometimes what Mummys say seems weird, but they generally say it for a good reason. Have a lovely time at your Gran's and at the New Forest! :)

chicamom85 said...

Have a great time with your Grandma. I wouldn't argue with my Mommy too much, she can get pretty mad. I do agree with you Bob, it is just silly to wash your hands before you eat. You should wash them after when there is all kinds of food and gravy dripping off of them and then you can lick them clean.

licks and sniffs, Sasha

Mack and Sally Ann said...

Charlie Bear, our big teddy bear thought of you today. He ask, when you have time, to come to our blog.
Mack and Sally Ann

Stardust said...

WAHAHAHA, bob yu got me larfing hard. Neither do I think dat de germs march down the spoon. But then, yur spoon will lyke yur paw clean, I suppose.

Mommy had her hands cleaned to prepare beary gud food fer yu, see?

Yu may lyke to assure her next time, dat yur paws are lycked
cleen.

Have a gud time at Granny's!

Rachelle said...

Wow, tell your mummy my tummy has been downright cranky too! It's a terrible thing it is...

Wanted to tell you about Frosty the alpaca bear. I gave her to my mummy and she carries her around in her purse everywhere with her, and she sleeps with her too! She is all over fluffy white and made out of alpaca fleece.
Hugs for you!
Slainte~
Rachelle

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

HEHEHEHE I think sum ov yu lot ar eevn cheekier than me!

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