Mor Pants in the News! Wa-hey!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons:yes
• Tesco: no
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 6 (I let Sam get me) /10
• Overall Score: 7.63210

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Jackie sent me this link. Hav a look! Hehe! It's abowt a spaceman hoo wor the sayme pants for a munth!! HAHAHA! An I'm not eevn shor he did the inside-owt an bak-to-frunt chaynge-abowt iver. Well, thro my arms up at him! Hehe! Yu wuddent want to put THOZE wuns on yor hed, wud yu?

Weer off to Granny's in harf an hour or so. Weer goin to watch Gillingham play a gayme at Thurrock ferst, wich is on the way. Then weel be at Granny's this eevnin an weer taykin sum sossidges for dinner. We won't be bak till Munday.

Meenwile Mummy is owt in the garden, hiding hedgehog food under leeves an bits ov cardbord an stuff; she is feelin gilty that she won't be heer to feed them tonite or tomorro nite.
Next dor thinks she is very odd. -He spends his time cleenin an preenin his garden to within an inch ov its life, an thare's Mummy delibrutly puttin litter abowt hers. Haha! Well I kno hoo I prefer. I think heez borin. (All his pants ar grey. I sor them on the washin line.)

Bye fer now!