- Gills: No
- Tesco: no
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: oh, I fergot abowt this /10
- Overall Score: 7.30111/10
Look wat she did to me!This is the result ov Mummy combing me. I keep tellin her I don't need grooming. Yu carnt improov on perfekshun, arfter all. She eevn thretend me wiv a wash. GERROFF! I don't NEED a wash. I had a barth in 2004.
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I carnt beleev it's Therzday an I havent bloggd since Saterday!
We dident get to football on Saterday, by the way, cos thare waz so mutch traffik neer the bridge to Kent an we got stuk in it, an so we got maye too layte to go. Hurrumpff!
Never mind. We are goin to try agen this Saterday, so get yor lukky bloo pants owt, peepol; it's the proper start ov the footie seezon!!!
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We stayd at Granny's howse till Munday nite. On Sunday we took her for a drive an we endid up heer, wich is a craft senter:-That's yung Zed wiv me. He livs at Granny's howse wiv his parrents.
Wilst chattin over our brekfarst Weetabix, I diskuverd that he cuddent remember ever havin been owt in a car, so I arraynged for him to come wiv us.
Inside the crarft senter they had lots ov intrestin stuff. They eevn had an adopshun corner, an I spottid theez 2 up for adopshun!!Hmm. A rarther hansum Bear an a dragon-type-thing, sittin together.
-Do they remind yu ov enywun?
Then we had a Cream Tea.
A Cream Tea is wen yu get lots ov tea to drink but also yu get lots ov scones (they ar a bit like a dense caykey thing an very scrum. Sumtimes yu get froot in them). Wiv the scones yu get sum butter, strorbry jam, an lots an lots ov thik, gloopy cream. They ar so scrum I fergot to tayke a foto befor we startid to eet it all!! Heer's Zed chekkin owt wat's left:Heer's me, gardin the larst morse ov my bit:Akcherly, we cuddent finnish them all, so Granny rapt the larst wun in a tishoo an smuggold it home in her bag. HAHAHA! Good ol' Granny!
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Heer is Mr Scooter in Granny's bak garden. He waz stalkin sumthing. I never fownd owt wat. Maybe he fanseed the blakberrys on that bush.Miss Fluffy has her own chair in the garden:Heer she is on Granny's lap:Heer is a bee on a flower in Granny's garden.
The flower is calld a Pashun Flower an it smells ov vanilla ice creem.Heer is Tiger on top ov Granny's shed roof. He livs up the road but he likes Granny an she givs him watever food Scooter an Miss Fluffy don't eet, cos his own peepol don't care for him very mutch.That's all to report reelly, exsept that Mummy an Daddy hav bort bicycles an keep goin owt for rides an Mummy keeps fallin off. But I havent mannidged to get them on film yet. Hehe!
Bye fer now!