WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Thursday, August 06, 2009

Tell her! The spikey look duzzent sooot me!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No
  • Simpsons:yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: oh, I fergot abowt this /10
  • Overall Score: 7.30111/10

Look wat she did to me!This is the result ov Mummy combing me. I keep tellin her I don't need grooming. Yu carnt improov on perfekshun, arfter all. She eevn thretend me wiv a wash. GERROFF! I don't NEED a wash. I had a barth in 2004.

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I carnt beleev it's Therzday an I havent bloggd since Saterday!

We dident get to football on Saterday, by the way, cos thare waz so mutch traffik neer the bridge to Kent an we got stuk in it, an so we got maye too layte to go. Hurrumpff!

Never mind. We are goin to try agen this Saterday, so get yor lukky bloo pants owt, peepol; it's the proper start ov the footie seezon!!!

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We stayd at Granny's howse till Munday nite. On Sunday we took her for a drive an we endid up heer, wich is a craft senter:-That's yung Zed wiv me. He livs at Granny's howse wiv his parrents.
Wilst chattin over our brekfarst Weetabix, I diskuverd that he cuddent remember ever havin been owt in a car, so I arraynged for him to come wiv us.

Inside the crarft senter they had lots ov intrestin stuff. They eevn had an adopshun corner, an I spottid theez 2 up for adopshun!!Hmm. A rarther hansum Bear an a dragon-type-thing, sittin together.
-Do they remind yu ov enywun?

Then we had a Cream Tea.
A Cream Tea is wen yu get lots ov tea to drink but also yu get lots ov scones (they ar a bit like a dense caykey thing an very scrum. Sumtimes yu get froot in them). Wiv the scones yu get sum butter, strorbry jam, an lots an lots ov thik, gloopy cream. They ar so scrum I fergot to tayke a foto befor we startid to eet it all!! Heer's Zed chekkin owt wat's left:Heer's me, gardin the larst morse ov my bit:Akcherly, we cuddent finnish them all, so Granny rapt the larst wun in a tishoo an smuggold it home in her bag. HAHAHA! Good ol' Granny!

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Heer is Mr Scooter in Granny's bak garden. He waz stalkin sumthing. I never fownd owt wat. Maybe he fanseed the blakberrys on that bush.Miss Fluffy has her own chair in the garden:Heer she is on Granny's lap:Heer is a bee on a flower in Granny's garden.
The flower is calld a Pashun Flower an it smells ov vanilla ice creem.Heer is Tiger on top ov Granny's shed roof. He livs up the road but he likes Granny an she givs him watever food Scooter an Miss Fluffy don't eet, cos his own peepol don't care for him very mutch.That's all to report reelly, exsept that Mummy an Daddy hav bort bicycles an keep goin owt for rides an Mummy keeps fallin off. But I havent mannidged to get them on film yet. Hehe!

Bye fer now!


Lynda (Granny K) said...

Isn't summer magic? Lots of loverly outin's you've been havin'. Lucky bear!

Buttons the Bear said...

Hey Bob,
I think the spikey look is kind of nice on you. I thought maybe you'd had a bath, then I read on. Trust me the look won't last long, I know from experience. Wow, 2004? My last bath was 2005.

If Dilly had been along on that outing she'd have demanded an adoption on the spot!

If you go for a ride along on the bikes, choose to ride with dad. At least till your mum gets the kinks out.


Julie said...

I din't know Passion flowers smelld of vanilla ice cream. I like the spiky look too.

Anonymous said...

I sort of like the spikey look on you. Very interesting... maybe a family will adopt both the bear and the lizard dragon... and maybe they will have their own blogs too.

Stardust said...

Hunny yu luk gud wif all dat spikes! Reelly! Ar yu goin to hate me fer sayin dat? =P

I hope dat those green relatives of yurs meet gud folks lyke yurs an get a playse soon. Hugs...

Stardust said...

P/S : Is yur mama on Facebook?

i beati said...

You have passion flowers too.. The spikey look is not lastinmg - this I know-I love the photo of Fluffy most of all.He reminds me of My Dolly I lost love sandy have a super wekend..guys all!!

Jackie said...

I think you look lovely with a spikey hairdo. But just as good without.
You should yhink yourself lucky you weren't my bear. I had him in the days when bears weren't human if you know what I mean. I did a blog post about him ages ago but I can't get into it right now. watch this space.

Jackie said...

Found him!

Feronia said...

You look debonair as always, Bob, spiky or not (or should that be debonbair?) Looks like you've been having fun as always - Devonshire tea - yummo!

Gage The Bunny said...

Hi Bob,

While you can pull off the spiky look, I don't think it suits you. And washing *shudder* it's just no good. I hate it, myself.

I'd never heard of a flower that smells like vanilla ice cream. That sounds lovely. I'll have to research if they grow here.

Always wonderful to see your adventures. All the best to you and your family.

Gage the Bunny

Dreadnaught said...

Hey Bob

Are you going for a Retro - punk - meets - rock shaggy perm look?

Sir Woodstock said...

Good Day young Bob!
I have not been over before as thought your new look might give Mother idea's!!!

I am still waiting upon my very first outing - deep sigh!
A cream tea sounds just my cup of tea too.


Alex L said...

Yeah I don't know about the spiky look Bob.

We have the same deal with next doors cat, they don't look after it to well so we always feed it.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Summer is reelly ace. I luv it!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


2005? Good goin! :@D

Yes I'm kwite glad Dilly come owt wiv us that day; there wer kwite a fw dragons in that playce an I'd hav got a hedayke for shor.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


ownly theez dark perpol wuns seem to smell ov vanilla ice creem. We had sum wite pashun flowers but they dident smell they just got tangold over all the uther plarnts so Mummy got rid ov it cos she sed it wassent werth the bother as not eevn the beez liket it mutch.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Surreal! Hehehe!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


maybe we shud hav adoptid them an sent them on to yu! I'm shor they wud hav liket that!

No, I wud never think badly ov yu yor far too luvly. Hehe!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


no, she waz on facebook for abowt 2 weeks but she dident like it an she dident reelly hav time to do it proply, so she deleetid it.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

i beati

Fluffy is a she but she issent as gerly as she looks cos she is allways punchin Mr Scooter eevn tho he is 3 times her size. HAHAHA!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


hey Bears arnt hewman! Wat an insult! We ar far wiser than that! But I think I kno wat yu meen- yu meen befor we wer Real?
Hehehe or befor Hewmans fownd owt that we cud be... hehehe

I will chek owt yor link! :@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


debonbair! HAHA! Gud wun!

Creem teas ar wun ov my fayvrit fayvrits :@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


I thort yu'd given up bloggin- I dident kno yu wer bak! Thank yu for poppin by! I shall put yu on my list ov blogs to visit!!!

I'm glad I'm not the ownly wun hoo duzent like washin an stuff.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


No, I wassent goin for eny look. I wassent eevn stayin still. I wiggold an wiggold but she still got me. Her idea not mine! Enyway, the uthers ar rite- it dident larst long!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Sir Woodstock,

If we ever get to yor nek ov the woods I shall hav to call on yu an tayke yu owt to tea wiv us. OK???



B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Alex L

Yeah I don't kno wy peepol hav cats an not feed them. It issent fair. Cats like to be luvd an carfterd. I think sutch peepol need a good slappin.