WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Tuesday, August 11, 2009


Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No- but we did play on Saterday- we beet Swindon (ful nayme: Swine-town scum) by 5 goals to nil! I wantid to run on the pitch wiv my shert up over my hed showtin "Wa-hey!!! Howzat?" an "Stik that in yer pants an sniff it!!" but daddy pulled me bak. Spoyle sport.
  • Simpsons:yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
  • Overall Score: 7.896/10

Well weer gettin bizzy heer cos weer off for a few days soon. Weer at Granny's from tomorro for a few days, then on Saterday weer off the New Forest agen! Do yu remember wen we went thare larst yeer? This time at leest thare won't be snow! An Mummy an Daddy bort sum bysikols the uther week, so we ar going to tayke thoze an go rydin lots ov playces. I'm kwite lookin forward to it. Bears like woods-baysed hollidays as they can reelly relax.

Enyway. Wile they hav been sortin owt bookin playses to go, I've been doin a dokewmentry. It's abowt chutney. I hope yu like it:-

If yu carnt see it thare, try this link to YouTube insted.

Arfter we get bak from the New Forest, Daddy's off to Ireland for a week. I'm not goin, fo ovioss reezons. I'm stayin heer. But Grayum seems intrestid. I think he wants to vizit Mulligan an continew thare argewment abowt hooz graytest, Andy Williams or Perry Como. Tsk!! Sumtimes the older generayshun is just weird.

Bye fer now!


Poopsie aka Blue said...

LOL-ing here!
Neat video - you have now given Sir Woostsdock even more idea's! Grr - as his Mother!
Have great holidays.

Love & hugs

Chuck fka: Meanie said...

Datz uh vewee niz videeoh an doh intwuztin! Mee didnt no dat uhbowt Chutney! It wuz dood tu dee yo Daddy uhdin!

Shrinky said...

Bob, you are the font of all things wise - I had no idea that wasps make chutney - wow!

"Stick that in yer pants and smell it!" Hahahahaha! You're right, some folk are nothing but spoil sports, aren't they?

That is such a cool vid, my friend, had me enthralled through out. x

Gage The Bunny said...

WOW, Bob! That was so educational! I feel like I have learned something, and now I shall have to go talk to the local wasps here about getting some chutney. It sounds delicious! Wish me luck!

Great video! Thank you for the lessons on good wasp keeping and chutney.

All the best,


Buttons the Bear said...

Hey Bob,
Love your riveting information on the making of chutney. I never knew that wasps played a part. Tricia Jean told me about how bees and such help make raisins, as she'd seen it in her great uncle's yard in California.

Well sounds like you have a great holiday planned. Enjoy the woods.

You're lucky your sis Dilly has her own blog. My brother Scruffy posted about his new pants in mine yesterday. It's okay, but he should have asked me first.

Hugs to you,

Ms. Creek said...

"you can't take him anywhere except to apologize!" lol that was funny!

I didn't know about chutney! I'm going to google it and read more about it!

you have a nice vacation in the woods!

Joe Stains said...

Dad is always spraying wasps with stuff to kill them and now I know they make chutney, I am going to have to hide the wasp spray!! great video bob.

Julie said...

Ooooh! I don't like wasps and I don't know if them making chutney makes me feel any betta! :-) Have a lovely holiday in the Noo Forist :-)

CherryPie said...

I think you were very brave getting that close to so many wasps!

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Loved the video Bob! I never knew the wassups made chutney. I'm very partial to Branston. Had some at tea time on a jacket potato wiv cheese, a coupla slices of 'am and spaghetti 'oops. Right tasty it was anorl.
Have a great time in the Forest, and hold on tite when you're on the bike! (I hope mummy has got a basket and a bell. Do they still have those bells, I wonder?)

Stardust said...

Dearie Bob, SQUUEEEZZZEEE, yu're so cute up dere! I LUV to see yu move & tolk! An smart boy! Dat's sum fantastic dokewmentery!!

Stupid I was to mistake the wasp squadron fer bees. I've lernt sumthing today, all thanks to yu!


Feronia said...

Bob, you are a hoot and have cheered me up greatly here on a very grey day in Australia! Your wasp farm worries me a little but if they're making chutney, perhaps they have their uses. Enjoy your trip!

chicamom85 said...

Thank you for that very informational video. I am hoping that you will have a series of these. Have a good trip and I hope the bikes have baskets for you.

licks and sniff, Sasha

Di said...

More please Bob! Loved it. xx And who was the director and wonderful cameraperson I wonder?

Orso Bear, Esq said...

Tell them from a bear who knows about these things: it's Andy Williams.

San said...

Informative and entertaining, Bob, and with an artistic perspective too!

You should have your own TV show--that's far superior to much of what we have to choose from.

Textile Art Showcase said...

Have great holiday Bob and thanks for the information about wasps! I have often wondered what the purpose of them was and now I know!!

Rachelle said...

Hello to my favorite bear, long time no see huh?
Tell your mummy I got her email, but the attachment was too big to come through.
On dial up out here in the boonies.
my luv to you, talk soon.

Denise said...

Loved, loved, loved that video. Clever Bear you are Bob.