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Saturday, September 19, 2009

Avast me hartys!!!!!!!!!


AHOY,NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Today be bein Talk Like A Pirate Day an I be talkin likes a pirate awl day.
So be my crew ov Beary Pirate cutlasses, arrrrrrr!
Pirate Grayum Fartin Cutlass be in charge ov biskittin, he be, an Pirate Sam The Infected be on gard cayse eny dragon types be a-comin on bord to steal 'em, arrrrr. The League ov Windowsill Swabs be organising a wal-the-plank gayme layter, arfter they be playin "Wat Be The Nayme ov That Thare Smell?" arrrrr. Now me be a visitin yor blogs, me be, an me be a chekin yu be talkin like a Pirate. If ye not be, ye can be swabbin the deks. Arrrr!

Cap'n Bob Brown Beard Hawkin at yer serviss. Arr!

33 comments:

Orso Bear, Esq said...

A-harrr!
I be approvin' o'yor plan, blast yer eyes!
I 'as the map of Grizzly Island, and be a-knowin' where the treasure be kept!

mrsnesbitt said...

shiver me timbers oarrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Michael House said...

ooh, arr, me be a verri gud pirate, so me be. ive been on a verri long walk today, and i did the fartin and the rollin in the fox poo, all good piratey activities, ooh arr. love Berri the dog

chewy said...

yo-ho-ho and pass me a bottle of rum!

Pirate Peg-leg Chewy on duty, sir. Me only got one good leg as me other been bit off by a great white. Sea life is a dangerous life. Smell ya later.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ahoy thar me hartys!
Be thankin ye for chekkin in!
Arrr!!!

Celebration of Life said...

Gnarrr...matey! Me be join'in yer Pirate talk today. Blast yer shiverin timbers and bless yer hide! Where's that treasure map?

Frog said...

Big Pirate, Bob!

Morgan in Pittsburgh said...

Arrr - i ain't walkin no plank! or swabbin no deck! yo-ho-ho.
Morgan

chicamom85 said...

Avast ye mateys, therel be no swabbing of the deck for this lassy. I be reporting now for fartin duty on the poop deck. Where be Graham?? Argggggggg!

Shortlegs-frecklebelly(that be my pirate name)

p.s. really I'm Sasha

Asta said...

AWWWWWWGGGGGG!
Cap tain Bob.I'd be lovin a space on youw deck,but Awwwwggg,me no likes to swabs them
Can I keep some of the bling we find?
As a tewwiew piwate,,I be vewy handy on deck..got any wats need catching?
Shivew me timbews, they awe scaiwy,but nothing detews a tewwiew
smoochie kisses
AWWWWG
ASTA

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Arrrr, mateys! I be a gettin a vast crew heer! Aaar! Hold tite thare for fartin an no tallyin behind, blarst yer eyez! Arr!

Bumpkin Bears said...

oarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, weevvvve been gud pirates so dunt make us walk de plank pweeeze ;)

DILLY said...

Hoy, Bob!
Hoy!
Dilly be!
Mweah!
¬"

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ahoy, green sea dragon!
Avast behind!

DILLY said...

Norr?
... Dilly noy got big behind!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Never mind, m' misappryhendin' wench. Gather yer breeches an be seeing me on the poop dek, aaarrr, an don't be fergettin yer swab.

DILLY said...

Dilly not be swabbin deks!
Dilly be pwinsess!!!!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Aarr!!! Ye better be walkin tha plank, then, as thar be bein no place aboord for frilly wenches!

Buttons the Bear said...

Arrrg!
ey-yi! captn'! Been roundin up zee crew here. Nobeard's here wants to bee walkin ze plank or swabbin no decks. Even if ze mom sayz they need ta be swabbed.

Been lookin for me picture ovz me being a pirate. Can't lay me paws on it and ze camera went campin withz me paw.

Pirate hugz
Pirate Buttons and zee crew

Benny and Lily said...

Ahoy new mate! Your bloggin is haha funnnyy!
Benny & Lily

BumbleVee said...

arrr..... me achin' head....I'v 'ad one too many swigs of the demon rum...couldn't get me sea legs early enough to get vertical...forget bloggin... ... couldn't hardly remember what day it was reelly..harrrr...... good on ya for rem..rember...rememberin' little fella....

Mack and Sally Ann said...

Arr, Me be join'in your crew. Charlie the big, the best big sea bear in all seven seas. Ar, Here I come.
Charlie
P. S. I be bring'in my best mattee Taddy the white.

Asta said...

ahoyBob.pleez don't make dilly walk the plank.I implowe you .......evewy ship needs a pwincess
do weconsidew..I'll even swab youw deck
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Sir Woodstock said...

Ahoy there Cap't!
Senior Mate Woodstock, the cutless reporting for duty.
Where the rum I need a swig to get me sea bear legs!

Marlowe said...

It looks like you've got quite a crew!

Julie said...

Ooo Arrr! Aye aye capen! I'm a bit layte for speak like a pirate day cos I was out yesterdi. But you mayke an egslent pirate Bob!

Dilly be good pwincessy pirate Dilly be!

Ms. Creek said...

bob, you are so dang cute!

i guess i'll be swabbin' your decks because i don't talk much like a pirate!

Shrinky said...

Aye, aye Cap'n, I be reporting on board for me tot o' rum, if it be alright wi'you? (I'll be dancing the Hornpipe if you gives me an extra shot.)

Velvet Ginger said...

I'll stay on shore and wave "tally ho" at you & your crew Bobat to avoid the risk of getting sea sick joining your crew.
Save journies maties!

Feronia said...

Ah harrr thare me hearty Cap'n Bob! Beggin' yer pardon but I be missin' yer talkin' like a pirate daye becoz I be down here, me Salty Sir, where the world be all upsyde downe!

diane said...

Aharrrr me ol' salty Pirate Bob.
I fear i've misd the ship and the gaymes. I'll cum abord me ol' harty when you get down unda. I'll be fartn Chinese cus thats wot I had at the burfday party. I got new cloves but sadly not a pirate sute. Cum ova
Birthday Bear

Stardust said...

Dam, I'll lose owt on dat. Me have never reelly understood pirates, not even English! Duh, I'm gonna miss the fun. =(

Life With Dogs said...

Oh nice, I get to say booty without getting slapped!