WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Saturday, November 21, 2009

WAR!!!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: serspendid
  • Overall Score: huh! /10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Big thanks to evrywun hoo haz allreddy nipt over to Dilly's blog to try to foyle her inikwitiss plans to cuver me in catnip. If yu havent allreddy votid AGENST this dragonish skeem, PLEEZ go an vote NO- kwik!!!!!

An meenwile, as tho I dident hav enuff to worry abowt wiv the prospekt ov bein torn furry lim from furry lim, I hav had to sort owt my cuzzin, Henry, as well.

The mor observant amung yu will allreddy hav tayken note that my nose is ov an Irish kaliber. The trainee spys amung yu mite also hav notist that Henry's is French. Well, if yu hav herd enything abowt World Cup Football this week, yu mite be reddy for wat I'm abowt to tell yu: he an I hav fallen owt. An that's the nice, gerly way ov puttin it, wich I, natchrelly, wuddent put at all, but Mummy is helpin me wiv sum ov this typin so I hav to hewmer her.

On Wendzday nite, Ireland waz winnin. We wer! We wer! It waz grayte! But then the French Captin, Thierry Henry, CHEETID an yewzd his HAND on the ball an got a goal an then France won. In fakt he dident jus nok the ball wiv his hand wunce, he did it TWICE! An then arfterwoods he sed, oh well, it's up to the ref to say if it's rong. WHAT???? No it's snot, yu cheet! It's up to yu to play proply!

Snot fair!

My cuzzin is eevn naymed arfter this player an yu wud think that he wud be, oh I don't kno, lyin low, tip-toe-in rownd me, offerin to be my slayve, stuff like that. But oh no! Heez bin rubbin it in!!!

So I had to tayke things in paw...

OOOOOF!!! Tayke that, yu frog eetin cheetin garlik muncher!
AAAAARRGHHH!!!!!
The cheeter got me!

PHWARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
Tayke that, yu snail licker!

DOOOFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!
Hand ball THAT! HA!

OWWWWWWWFTFTFTFTFTFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OW!! HE BITE ME! HE BITE ME!
KABOOOOM CH CH CH CH!!!!!!!!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!
I waz winnin!
I waz winnin, I tell yer!!!!
I had im just ware I wantid im!
Then Mummy broke us up.
POO.

Now she rekkons we hav to say sorry an shayke pors.

Yeah, rite.

She jus duzzent understand how important football is! Pah! Sheez a gerl!

21 comments:

CherryPie said...

Well the cheating wasn't cuzzin Henry's fault so I agree with Mummy ;-)

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Yeah but he waz rubbin it in!!!!

BumbleVee said...

awww... ya made me feel bad ...so I changed me vote Bob.... and...I feel much better abowt it...I do honest.
And...speakin' of honest... that's why I don't care for football.. golf is much better. Golfers even call penalties on themselves...and always tell if their ball moves or if there was an extra hit and things like that.... honest golfers... even if they lose plenty of money for doing it.... see ya later....

Phil, Ted, and Spauld T. Bear said...

Ummm, that's not football! That's soccer! It's not like REAL football. Not even baseball! Now our Phillies really were cheated - cheated outta our World Series Championship, again! By the damnYanks, too! Now THAT's bad, and Mommy doesn't even see it as cheating!

Wait....wait....oh pooh! Mommy's wrong again, but she says soccer IS football to the rest of the world. She also says snails tastest beary good with butter and garlic. (Is she sick, or what?)Well, you're right about one thing - mommies do NOT understand.

She did say something that makes sense though - cuzzins is family. Sometimes you just gotta agree to disagree. (Although, I don't know if we brothers could get along, if someone turned tail and became a Cowboys fan. Then again, none of us were born in Dallas, so that won't happen. brrrrrrr, big chill, just thinkin' it!) Probably a good idea to just not mention the outcome again, and go out for a hotdog or 12 together. Hotdogs always make us feel better. Wait? Does your country even have hotdogs?

Your Philly Phriends,
Phil, Ted, and Spauld T. Bear

Mack and Sally Ann said...

Bob,
You and Henry need to to talk about stuff. Fighting is not really good. You and Henry might end up in the naughty bear chair. How old are you? You need to sit for however old you are in the naughty bear chair. Then you must tell Mommy and Daddy why they made you sit in the Naughty bear chair. Charlie and Taddy always listen to Mommy, but Charlie is quite a bit older than Taddy.
Sally Ann

Buttons the Bear said...

Bob,
I see Henry certainly got your Irish up! While it's not Henry's fault about the cheating, there is no cause to rub it in. Hope you guys let by gones be by gone soon. I hope your tussle didn't upset granny. Just between you and me, mom was LOL at your post ;)

Today mom wanted to put Cocoa's Chicago Bears sweatshirt on him. He told her no, because he was too embearassed. They aren't doing so well this year, but I told his him they are still his team and he should support them.

I dare say your next war will be with your sister over the cat nip.

Marlowe said...

People around where I live get especially worked up over the Green Bay Packers-- an American football team. I think there are even some fist-fights over the Packers too. I really don't know much about football because Mom doesn't like to watch it.

Roscoe, another of my friends here, likes soccer a lot! He reads about it online because we don't get games on the TV around here. He says that he understands why you two fought! (Granted, I wouldn't want to fight with Roscoe! He's at least twice as big as me!)

Feronia said...

You waz robbed football-wise, Bob, but I don't reckon you should take it out on Henry.

chicamom85 said...

He BIT you, that dirty cheater. He deserves whatever you give him Bob and give him a good jab for me right in the ribs and when hes down smack him in the butt. I know you shouldn't fight but jeeeeeeeeee whiz he had it coming. I hope you don't get punished and that you don't have to share any cheese and chutney with him.
I am trying to find you some anti cat nip repellant, I will let you know just in case Dilly wins
licks and sniffs, Sasha

Calamity Jane said...

You go for it Bob, teach him a lesson. Oh and why is Henry nekkid?

i beati said...

I guess a good skirmish every now and then is therapeutic mummy !! sandy

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Bumblevee,

Thank yu for chaynging yor vote!!
Mummy seems to share yor vew ov footie, she sez she carnt watch it cos ov the cheetin. But it's ownly the opperzishun that cheats.



Phil, Ted, and Spauld T Bear,

Yes it is football! Evrywun else calls yor football "American Football" an ours is calld football! Not menny peepol say "soccer" at all. Oh yes! We do hav hotdogs heer. They ar scrummy! Yu can get all diffrent sizes an sum wiv uniuns an yu can hav musterd an sorce on them too if yu like, an yu can hav ordinry sossidges in them or yu can hav speshol hot dog sossidges in them wich ar red an don't reelly hav mutch meat in them but they still tayste good. Ooo I'm all hungry now! Yu can buy them wen yu go to the cinema or sum towns hav littol stalls on the street that sell them. Scrum!



Mack an Sally Ann,

Wat??? I hav to sit in the norty chair for 8 yeers???? That seems a bit strikt if yu arsk me! :@D



Buttons,

Yeah that is rite- eevn if yor team issent doin well yu still hav to be loyal. Speshly if yor a Bear as we do loyal very mutchly. My team Gillingham issent doin well. We can win at home but wen we play away, well we havent won wun ov thoze yet this seezon. Maybe they get homesik.



Marlowe,

Yeah see, sumwun understands! I knew sumwun wud! Hehe! We hav calld a tentativ trooce now. SO long as I can jump on his hed wen North Korea beat France HAHAHAHA



Feronia

Yeah we WAZ robbd!!!!! An an an he startid it!!!



Sasha

Yay! Hehe! Thank yu Sasha! I knew yu wud understand! The derty so and so BIT me he did! In the EAR!! An that just issent nice! I've ownly got littol ears. An Henry haz a hewge mowth.... let me kno abowt the anti catnip repellant... thanks for that! :@}



Calamity Jane,

So good to see yu agen!!!
Naykid?
He aint naykid- heez waring a bow tie!




i beati

Yeah- very furrypewtik. Hehe! :@D

Julie said...

Glad to heer you've caled a troos!

Joe Stains said...

Well I certainly understand, I can come over and help you kick butt!

Ginger Jasper said...

Opps that looks like it got very heated Be careful boys we dont want any lost stuffing.. HUgs GJ x

Mack and Sally Ann said...

Bob, it's one minute for every year. So only eight minutes isn't bad.
Sally Ann

chewy said...

I don't understand why American football is called "football". Most of the time the players have the ball in their hands! Makes a lot more sense to call soccer "football", as you do, because you mostly use your feet to play. No hands! Well, except for the goalie.

Stop fighting and play nice!

Bae Bae said...

Woh.. I think this is the first time I see bears fight..

~ Bae

Shrinky said...

Oooh, that was scary, so it was! (Though I tried not to laugh too hard at at all those insulting slurs you rolled out at him). Bob, Bob, Bob, listen to your dear old mum here, be the bigger bear and share a pot of hunny with him.. it's only a GAME (running off, ducking)!!

Ms. Creek said...

bob...first of all i want to tell you i'm thankful for our blogging friendship on our thanksgiving day.

secondly...nothing is worth losing friendship for...shake hands, dear young lad!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

It's not just a gayme!
SNot!!!!!