WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Monday, December 14, 2009

Wa-hey! Weer home!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No
  • Simpsons:no
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 30 (me, Grayum an Sam got Mummy all at wunce an she sed it waz a ten so... hehe) /10
  • Overall Score: 7.723907/10

Do yu like how I've Crismossyfyed the blog a wee bit? I thort I'd hav a go; I've seen so menny nice Crismossy blogs owt thare!

We got home larst nite. Weel be goin bak to Granny's at the end ov the week, an weer goin to be thare at Crismoss, but for now I am home for a few days- wa-hey! An so I can get up to dayte wiv vizitin yor stuff. I'm lookin forwerd to an eezy eevnin by the fire, cup ov tea in wun paw, pewter mowse in the uther. I mite eevn hav an oaty biskit or three.

To ferther enharnce the mood, heer is a Crismassy joke (do add sum ov yor own in the comments!!!!)

Q. Wat sneeks rownd the kitchen at Crismass?
A. Mince Spies


Bye fer now,


BumbleVee said...

yeh... I'd keep a wary eye out for those Minces Bob if I were you....... sometimes they can be downright nasty...

I Christmassyfied mine too... but, my new little bear playing with some ornies is a white wun.... I did have a brown one for a few days..and will again..but, they change often.......ya haf to be quick to spot 'em ......

I'm glad your Granny is feeling a bit better...and what fun being at her house for Christmas... hurry up and bake summat to take back with yer....today I'm doing some shortbread.... it's tooooo cold to go outside....-32 C today! Even the bears are looking a bit shocked....

Ginger Jasper said...

I am realy glad that granny is feeling better and that you are back. Enjoy your tea and funny joke is good.. HUgs GJ xx

Julie said...

Ha ha ha! Mince Spies!!! Hahaha! :-))

Mack and Sally Ann said...

Bob that is so good that Granny is feeling better. Your Blog is very Christmasey. If you want to come to my holiday party, Charlie and Taddy might like the company. Also, you can bring a friend. Charlie speaks french so you could bring Henri.

Where do Polar Bears vote?

The north pole
Sally Ann

Marlowe said...

I like your Christmas-y redesign! I also like the background image!

I will put my paper journal somewhere where I can see it all the time. I bet that will help. Mom says that we don't have to write in it-- it's supposed to be a happy thing, but I'd like to be a little better at it!

Feronia said...

Good to see you back at home, Bob!

Found art blog said...

I love your joke!!

i beati said...

cool riddle man sandy

Buttons the Bear said...

Love the Christmas touches, especially you in the Santa's hat!

Trying to talk my mom into helping me post again, she is just too busy with her new toy. She keeps saying soon...I think I know now that soon means never!

Glad to hear you are home for a little while and your granny is doing better.

Grr and hugs to you and your mom,


Lynda (Granny K) said...

HAR! HAR! Bob! u are funny!

CherryPie said...

I glad granny is feeling better :-)

Love the Christmassy additions to your blog :-)

Mousie said...

as sweet and handsome as usual...oh don't be afraid, i didn't forget you, though I'm very silent...you're always my sweetiest bear-friend...
Your Mousie

Stardust said...


Yur place iz ov Crissmos chear! Luvin it! I crissmosfyed mine too!!

I MARST send the add over yur place by todae! Let me confirm the thingy, it juz got tempered by the council yesterday!! Can yu beleeve it?!?! Crezy! Mum shoold heer from me later tonite.

Pleese send my warm hugs over to mum, mum's mum, mum's Bob & Dilly, mom's... everywun. Get crismossy more.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Bumblevee, I kwyte like mince pies if they ar nuked in the microwayve an then hav creem or ice creem on! Hmmm shortbred? Mummy went throo a fayze ov maykin that the uther yeer.... I shall hav to drop sum hints!!! We postid a card to yu this week. It will be layte but hope yu like it!

Ginger Jasper,
Tea is scrum! Do yu kno, I eevn sor sum catnip tea, in the pet shop! I wonder if yu wud like that? I wud send sum if I knew ware yu lived. If yu want sum, emayle me!!

(that is all)

Mack an sally Ann,
That waz a good joke!
Henry is at Granny's howse but I am allways up for a pawty!

Ah no yu shuddent HAV to do it. Just if yu want to. In fakt, yu shuddent HAV to do enything unless yu want to, arfter awl yu AR a Bear. HAHA!

It is very cold heer an we ar awl glad that daddy got the heetin fixt- not a problem ware yu ar I suspect!

Fownd Art Blog
Wat fine ears yu hav!

s'all cool rownd heer. Weer praktikly snowed in!!!

Hullo fella! Nice to see ya!Hope yor keepin yor ears warm!

We got yor card the uther day an Mummy haz put it on the telly cos she sez it is speshly nice. (I prefer bear wuns meself.)

Thank yu!!

I mist yu!!!!
We sent yu a card this week so we wer thinkin abowt yu! Yu must hav felt it! Hehe!

Yep we got yor address this morning :) wen the snow cleers a bit mummy will go an send yor parsel. I might ride in her hood. Hehe.