WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Thursday, February 04, 2010

The Alien agreed to my terms!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: been too bizzy. Life's snot all fun an gaymes, yu noe. /10
  • Overall Score: 7.635/10

Well arfter lots ov seeriuss thort I cayme up wiv a list ov rools for the Alien.

I told him that if he wantid to liv wiv us, he had to agree to theez rools.
If he dident, then he wud just hav to go into town on the bus wiv Mummy tomorro, an buy a spaceship.

I explayned the rools to him carefully, ferst, as I wuddent want enywun to sine sumthing they dident understand, not eevn a pernishus pant-steelin alien:
Heer's wat the rools ar:
  1. Don't nik awl the pants.
  2. In fakt, don't nik ENY.
  3. Yu can frolick pants on yor own on Wenzdays OWNLY.
  4. If Bears ar frolickin pants yu can joyne in,
  5. but yu mussent run off wiv them. (the pants.)
  6. Yu can sleep in the pant dror
  7. but don't spill the pants.
  8. No pant parrashoots,
  9. unless it waz my idea.

I got him to sine them. (He haz a weird signacher):
Then sumwun showtid "BEAR BUNDLE!" an evrywun piled on top ov him as a big Beary welkum. Alien thort this waz ace, but I endid up wiv wun ov LBBBJ's bak paws up my nose. Pworrr!
(Still, considerin ware Mummy Windowsill's face endid up, I may hav got off litely!)
Peace haz reternd!
Now, we hav wun mor day of homestuff left, befor I hav to pak for Granny's agen on Saterday mornin. Hmm... now wat shall I do wiv tomorro...????.......


Mack and Sally Ann said...

Very diplamatic Bob. I think your alien must feel welcome now. Do have a name?
Sally Ann

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

We just call him Alien.
I carnt pronownce wat he sez his nayme is.
Daddy can.
It's sownds a bit like spitting an wisling. Dogs wud probably com runnin to it, akchewly. Hehehe...
....cheeky Bear!

Marlowe said...

Congratulations on coming to terms with the Alien. It was a very diplomatic contract you had him sign! And what a great welcome!

Benny and Lily said...

Wow..BOL...thank goodness you had all the rules written on paper. So funny
Benny & Lily

Feronia said...

I reckon they should get you working at the UN, Bob. Well negotiated!

Asta said...

Gweat idea to have alien sign those house wooles..you can't be too caweful.
I think you and youw fweinds awe most wondewfully welcoming, letting him join in fwolicking and all..vewy faiw wooles I think.

Smoochie kisses
pee ess the stuff on my nosey is whipped cweam fwom a cayke mommi made, hehehe, have no idea how it got thewe...honest

Sullivan McPig said...

Great job on making him sign these rules. Your pants will be safe now.

Claire said...

Dear Bob,
I just found your blog via "Animals With Opinions" where you commented on the situation with the sheep. I think perhaps Gerald the Majestic Goat needs you to write a set of "rools" for the sheep situation. I also have sheep but they do not misbehave quite so much.

It was fun to read your blog! Keep your eyes on those pants!

Stardust said...

Ok, eezy rools, I can follow very well I think, can I join in den?

I lyke the Bear bundle!

I remember dat the kids in scool did sumthing lyke dat. Everywun woold surrownd de kid wiv new shoes an step on them. We called it a welcum fer new shoes. The new shoes would become worn enough to join the rest... Ok, dis iz diferent from the Bear bundle thou.

Hammie en Gea said...

Good idea! Hope it helps!

Joe Stains said...

Well looks like you have a new friend then!!

CherryPie said...

Glad you got him sorted out :-)