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Wednesday, February 03, 2010



I think I mite be gettin throo to the green fella, and today I am drorin up a list ov rools for him to sine an agree to. Arfter that, I shall keep a close eye on him- and the pants. Mor on that layter. Meenwile, Blue haz given me an award!!!! HURRAY! So I thort I wud nip in heer an share that wiv yu!

Heer it is. It's the Sweet Friends Award. It's a bit pink, but haz a nice cayke on it.
Now I've got to List 10 things that make you happy and try to do one today.
Okeydokes. I'll hav a sit an a scratch an see wat I can come up wiv......

  1. Pants. Speshly frolicking of. Yeah, I rekkon I will do this today.
  2. Cayke. Speshly carrot cayke. An Barnarnana cayke. Yum!
  3. Pokkit treats. Like choklit peanuts. Or fudge. The best thing abowt fudge is that yu can leev it in yor pokkit for weeks. In fakt it jus gets better cos it gets crunchy.
  4. Riding the trolley at Tesco's an showtin Yeeeeharrrrr!!!! wen we go parst grumpy peepol.
  5. Playin wiv my push-push car.
  6. Investigayting stuff. Like, spying on the naybers, or settin up my Bob-cam.
  7. I like it wen Gillingham gets a goal at football, cos then we all cheer an do a darnse, an-
  8. I'm an ace darnser an like to get down an strut my funky stuff. Darnsin maykes me happy cos yu carnt be sad an darnse. Unless yor old, like Daddy. Most daddys ar sad darnsers.
  9. Sharin tea wiv Daddy. He duzzent tayke shoogar eny mor, but he puts it in on wun side an I drink from that side an he drinks from the uther.
  10. Maykin snowbears.
OK that's it. Now I'm ment to parss the award on to 10 peepol hoo mayke me smile. Well, evrywun hoo reeds my blog maykes me smile. I smile at the thort ov yu taykin time owt to catch up wiv wat I'm up to. See I'm smilin rite now. So I am parssin the award on to all ov yu. Pleez tayke it an put it on yor blog. Eevn if yu havent got time to do the list of 10 things, tayke a pic ov the award from me enyway. Ah go on. It's a pikcher ov a cayke, arfter all, an that will mayke yu smile wenever yu look at it :@}


Blue said...

Giggling here Bob, like crazy!

Love & hugs,

Ginger Jasper said...

Congratulations on your award.. Your list is brilliant.. Hugs GJ x

Feronia said...

Bob, you make me laugh everytime. Thank you! Big hug x

Mack and Sally Ann said...

Your cute.
Sally Ann

Asta said...

Congwatulations..imagine, blue gave me that awawd too, but having a tewwibull mommi who nevew gets anything done, I haven't been able to dictate my post about it yet.
I love all youw likes and wish i could find some fudge in a pocket wight about now
smoochie kisses

Marlowe said...

I like your list. I like chocolate and fudge too!

Found art blog said...

That's funny!! I've never tried crunchy fudge though....!

i beati said...

great list they all make me smile

Animals with Opinions said...

hmm maybe you could help me with making a list of rules for my sheep problem. they probably wouldn't listen though. they are quite evil. we did that award the other day. i think your answers were better though.

gerald the sheep fighting goat