WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

The wisdom of aige

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No
  • Simpsons: No; mist it
  • Tesco: No, they went to blinkin Somerfield insted. Bleagh!
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 well thare wassent mutch else to do rownd heer /10
  • Overall Score: 7.6/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I am a very observant Bear. I may hav menshund it. It's the Spy training, yu noe.
Today I am goin to tell yu abowt an observayshun I did the uther day.

Thare waz a laydy, a littol boy, an the littol boy's Grandad, all standin in a roe, lookin in a shop window. The sayme shop window that I was lookin in, akchewlly, cos thare wer sum nice caykes in it.

Enyway, all ov a sudden, the Grandad let rip an enormuss fart an insted ov sayin 'Sorry' or 'skewz me' or 'pardon', he sed, "WA-HEYY! GOTCHA!"
-HAAAAhahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
The laydy sed to the littol boy that Grandaddy waz VERY rood but the littol boy just larft, an so did I. In fakt, I threw my arms up AT him!

Yu see, this man waz as old as a tree, an he had had YEERS to find the very best response to fartin in public, an he desydid that
"WA-HEYY! GOTCHA!"
waz the best. Issent that grayte? Hehehe! I think I may agree wiv him!

TTFN!

10 comments:

i beati said...

you're too much sandy

Found art blog said...

Two words.
Soo Poib!!! (that's Bronx speak for superb!! Tony Curtis taught me that!)

A.Bananna said...

LOL. too funny bob!! I have missed your blog! Im hoping life will settle down and I can get on here more! have a great week!

Mack and Sally Ann said...

Bob, If you come to my blog, I found a book just for you. Mommy always says to say "pardon me" when stuff like that happens. But, I might have laughed also, on the inside though.
Sally Ann

Marlowe said...

At least he's funny about it!

Stardust said...

Did it reelly happen?

Well enyway, he's funny!

Feronia said...

Oh my!

Hammie en Gea said...

Haha, you make me smile!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Stardust yes it did so happen! Heheh!

The Teddy Bear Family said...

Hmmm. Beary observant. It beats, "pull my finger!" Something grandpas like to say, but we're too smart, so don't pull. Kehehehehe