The wisdom of aige

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons: No; mist it
• Tesco: No, they went to blinkin Somerfield insted. Bleagh!
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 well thare wassent mutch else to do rownd heer /10
• Overall Score: 7.6/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I am a very observant Bear. I may hav menshund it. It's the Spy training, yu noe.
Today I am goin to tell yu abowt an observayshun I did the uther day.

Thare waz a laydy, a littol boy, an the littol boy's Grandad, all standin in a roe, lookin in a shop window. The sayme shop window that I was lookin in, akchewlly, cos thare wer sum nice caykes in it.

Enyway, all ov a sudden, the Grandad let rip an enormuss fart an insted ov sayin 'Sorry' or 'skewz me' or 'pardon', he sed, "WA-HEYY! GOTCHA!"
-HAAAAhahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
The laydy sed to the littol boy that Grandaddy waz VERY rood but the littol boy just larft, an so did I. In fakt, I threw my arms up AT him!

Yu see, this man waz as old as a tree, an he had had YEERS to find the very best response to fartin in public, an he desydid that

"WA-HEYY! GOTCHA!"

waz the best. Issent that grayte? Hehehe! I think I may agree wiv him!

TTFN!