- Gills: No
- Simpsons: yes
- Tesco: no
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10! Got Mummy! /10
- Overall Score: 7.8ish/10
Thank kew awl for yor messidges! I HAV red them, I jus havent had time to do arnsers to them awl. An Mummy haz bin too bizzy to help me blog. Onnistly, I sumtimes think I shud jus get myself a new secritry. She haz bin bizzy wiv helpin Granny, hoo is still living wiv us an hassent proply moovd into her bungalow.
Oh! By the way! Wun ov yu arskt abowt bungalows an sed that yu thort littol howses heer wer calld cottages. Well, a bungalow is like a cottage but yu ownly hav wun flor; thare is no upstairs. Akchewly, I've seen sum very big cottages. Like, in the countryside I've seen big big howses wiv thatched roofs, but they ar cottages. I don't noe the rool abowt that wun. I think they jus say "cottage" if it looks twee. Dilly calls them "cottages wiv bonnets" if they hav thatched roofs, but that's a green brain for yu. Do yu noe, I was watchin CSI wun time an they arskt the
Miss Fluffy's bottom
An then anuther thing that we hav bin bizzy wiv is Miss Fluffy. Mummy was very worreed cos Miss Fluffy wuddent stop crying in the nite, and cuddent do a wee in her tray, an wen she did it had sum blud in it an was pink! (See, I keep tellin Dilly that pink is NOT good) So she woke up Daddy an then went to the vet at 3 in the mornin an the vet sed it was a fekshun in Miss Fluffy's bladder an that will be £192 pleez, wich mayde Daddy neerly faynt, but mayde Mummy happyer agen cos the medsin they got mayde Fluffy feel better strayte away an so Mummy got sum sleep.
The medsin has had, for me, a fassinaytin effekt! Miss Fluffy's poo is now orringe an very skwoshy an runny an cos she is fluffy she got it stuk to her bum ferr an Granny had to hold her an Mummy washt her bum an cut the fur off an I was larffin an larffin so hard I rolld off the sofa.
New Hug Members
I am now goin to tayke pawtraytes ov the new hug members hoo hav come to liv wiv me from Granny's. Thare ar ownly a few yu don't noe, but next time I'm heer I'll introdewse them to yu! They ar sittin on the bookshelf at the moment, observin. They ar yewst to bookcayse look-owts as that is ware they sat at Granny's old howse.