WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Updatey things....

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10! Got Mummy! /10
  • Overall Score: 7.8ish/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Thank kew awl for yor messidges! I HAV red them, I jus havent had time to do arnsers to them awl. An Mummy haz bin too bizzy to help me blog. Onnistly, I sumtimes think I shud jus get myself a new secritry. She haz bin bizzy wiv helpin Granny, hoo is still living wiv us an hassent proply moovd into her bungalow.

Cottages
Oh! By the way! Wun ov yu arskt abowt bungalows an sed that yu thort littol howses heer wer calld cottages. Well, a bungalow is like a cottage but yu ownly hav wun flor; thare is no upstairs. Akchewly, I've seen sum very big cottages. Like, in the countryside I've seen big big howses wiv thatched roofs, but they ar cottages. I don't noe the rool abowt that wun. I think they jus say "cottage" if it looks twee. Dilly calls them "cottages wiv bonnets" if they hav thatched roofs, but that's a green brain for yu. Do yu noe, I was watchin CSI wun time an they arskt the paffologi patholl paf the guy that cuts up ded peepol, "Wy is the brain green?" an he arnserd, "Becos he was boyled!" hahaha Dilly has a boyled brain! Hahaha! That explaynes so mutch!

Miss Fluffy's bottom
An then anuther thing that we hav bin bizzy wiv is Miss Fluffy. Mummy was very worreed cos Miss Fluffy wuddent stop crying in the nite, and cuddent do a wee in her tray, an wen she did it had sum blud in it an was pink! (See, I keep tellin Dilly that pink is NOT good) So she woke up Daddy an then went to the vet at 3 in the mornin an the vet sed it was a fekshun in Miss Fluffy's bladder an that will be £192 pleez, wich mayde Daddy neerly faynt, but mayde Mummy happyer agen cos the medsin they got mayde Fluffy feel better strayte away an so Mummy got sum sleep.

The medsin has had, for me, a fassinaytin effekt! Miss Fluffy's poo is now orringe an very skwoshy an runny an cos she is fluffy she got it stuk to her bum ferr an Granny had to hold her an Mummy washt her bum an cut the fur off an I was larffin an larffin so hard I rolld off the sofa.

New Hug Members
I am now goin to tayke pawtraytes ov the new hug members hoo hav come to liv wiv me from Granny's. Thare ar ownly a few yu don't noe, but next time I'm heer I'll introdewse them to yu! They ar sittin on the bookshelf at the moment, observin. They ar yewst to bookcayse look-owts as that is ware they sat at Granny's old howse.

See ya!

10 comments:

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Oh dear £192 - that was one expensive poo!

I'm not surprised the new bears are jus sittin an observin, I bet they are not in a hurry to join in in case they get their bums trimmed!

Hope Granny loves her new bungylow, when she ventually gets there. x

Beanie Mouse said...

That's funny about the bum poo!!! I've never seen orange poo.

BumbleVee said...

poor, poor Fluffy ...and there you are laughin'.... bad Bob.... tsk, tsk......

I'm just glad she feels a bit better .... and I'm sure the rainbow poo will get back to normal soon....

Hammie Hamster said...

Thought I had left you a message but I don't see it at your post about Granny's new home... Looking forward to see your new friends! And when we are finished making mandala's for the art market I'll make a drawing of you if you make one of me!!! Isn't that fun???

Stardust said...

Was worryed wif Fluffy, but hey, if she gets better, why not? But the bottom trimming got me larfing. I hope the meds set everythin ryte!

So yu're enlargin the Bear club! Can't wait to see yur new membors!

Sally Ann and Andy said...

Bob,
You are quite verbose tonight. I am glad Miss Fluffy is doing well now.
Sally Ann and Mommy

Marlowe said...

I am glad that your kitty is on her way to feeling better. I would be very sad if our puppy was sick.

Feronia said...

Glad Miss Fluffy is on the mend, Bob.

Look forward to meeting the new members of the bear club, too. We had a newbie join us here today as well.

Ellie Creek Ellis said...

Bob...sheesh!

Spiky said...

Hello Bob,

what a cool bear blog. We bears are the better writers I think - focusing on what really matters like honey or chocolate and having fun. I'll put your blog in my blogroll, so I can find my way back here.

All the best from Bearmany
Spiky