WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Friday, August 06, 2010


Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No- see below!!!
  • Simpsons: no :@{
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10- got Mummy hahaha /10
  • Overall Score: 7.56/10

The new football season starts tomorro! An I've got my tikket book!!!!


PLEEZ pleez pleez ware yor most speshol lukky bloo pants tomorro!

We want this to be a reelly grayte season, an it probly will be cos our fayvritist capten ov all time, Andy Hessentaylor, has come bak to be our manager! Dit will be so grayte to see him agen, heez my hero! I carnt wayte to go tomorro an sing all our charnts. We ar playin agenst Cheltenham (full nayme: Cheltenham-Horses-Play-Better-Scum).

Heer's wat to do if yu don't hav eny lukky-bloo-pants yet:

  1. wear bloo pants tomorro
  2. if Gillingham win tomorro, theyer lukky
  3. if not, they ar jinxt. Burn them.
  4. wear anuther bloo pair nex match day
  5. see 2 and 3 till they werk
  6. wear the sayme pair wenever we play
  7. washin them ferst is opshunal but bare in mind that luk is cewmewlativ

Persons hoo don't ware pants (Shrinky) can ware sumthing else bloo insted an apply the sayme rools.


Bye fer now!!!!!


Buttons the Bear said...

Hey Bob,
My mom and dad laughed out loud the comment you left on my blog.

I'm wearing blue jean shorts, does denim count? Just in case they don't, I'm wearing my T-shirt with Oklahoma on it, it's the right colors for your team. Good luck tomorrow!

Marlowe said...

Hm. I will have to find some blue pants to wear.

Feronia said...

Wearing my blue jeans, Bob :)

Shrinky said...

Thanks for the exception Bob, and for telling everybody I go commando..! Guess that'll teach me for fessing up that time, eh? (Laughing) I didn't know Cheltenham's full name - but I can understand why they prefer to play it down - giggle. In honour of the auspicious occassion, I'll dig out a blue set of hubby's boxers to wear, how's that? (The bonus is, I get to burn them if they don't work!) Oooh, btw, I love the new look.

Julie said...

Good luck for the new season Bob! I'll find something bloo to wear today :)

CherryPie said...

Luckily I found a blue pair just this morning.

Lynda (Granny K) said...

I wore mine! Did it work?!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Buttons! Wa-hey! Yay, denims cownt! That reminds me, I'm shor I've got sum denims sumware....

Marlowe! Good luk wiv the sertch- I'd luv to see them if yu find eny!

THANKS!!!! Hehe!!

HAHAHA good ol' Shrinky!!!!!!

Julie, cheers! I knew yu wuddent let me down! How's that chikn, by the way? Still flyin into walls???

Cherrypie- Well dun!!! Hurray!!

Granny K,
Well sort ov- we got a dror. Hmm. I think that meens that all pants servive to serve anuther match day!

Stardust said...

Luk is cewmewlative? Bob, this made me laugh so hard. Ok. I"ll luk fer bloo pants enywey.