WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Friday, August 20, 2010

TSKK!!!!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No
  • Simpsons:yes
  • Tesco: YES Mummy had sum photo's printed thare. The man forgot to charge her and she sed to him, I havent paid. She sed she cud ov got away wiv that, but that wud be steelin an I wud hav had to disown her and mayke her sleep in the car.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8 but it shud hav bin a 10 but Mummy waz bein deliberetly contenshus an I cuddent be arst, troof be told/10
  • Overall Score: 7.265/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Well yu noe wat? Yu liv an lern, don't yu. Yu liv an jolly well lern hoo yor frends ar!!!!

Thoze ov yu that ar still my frends (i.e. yu dident tayke Dilly's side yestaday-puh!) mite be intrestid to heer abowt tomorro's footie match for Gillingham! We will be playing LINCOLN hoo ar Northern Dodgey Franchise Scum. Julie, ware ar yor loyaltys goin to lie? With the team ov a small, loquayshus, loyal an frendly Bear, or with a town like Lincoln just cos they ar up the road from yu. Ay? Ay? I shall expekt a pant inspekshun report from Mr Julie. Bloo wuns, pleez. Bloo from evrywun, pleez!

Me an Daddy ar going to the match an we ar droppin off the gerls at a big shopping senter on the way, ware they can get lost an look at shooz an stuff for hours. Thayer weird!

Bye fer now!

10 comments:

CherryPie said...

If the shopping centre has a book shop and maybe even a board game shop count me in on that expedition :-)

Buttons the Bear said...

I'll be wearing my blue and white shirt tomorrow. Good luck!

Sisters...you can't live with them, you can't live without them. Oh wait, yes you can, if you don't have one to start with.

Feronia said...

I might go for the shoe-shopping too, Bob! I *am* wearing a blue jumper, though :)

Found art blog said...

BUT I LOVE BOB T BEAR!!!!! I WANNA GIVE YOU A NOSE HUG!!!!

Found art blog said...

By the way, Tango Bear has two scarves and says you can have one. One's orange and the other's burgundy. They're not stripey and they don't have elephants on, but you can have one if you want...

BumbleVee said...

Arrghhh..... boy's day out..... alright!! It'll be great to watch a footie match without the gerlz along... just don't give 'em your spendin' money!

Found art blog said...

By the way, I gave you an award. You're number two because I think dilly's weirder than you but she'll think she's number 1 because she's better, which is kinda funny really if you think about it!!! (well, sort of!)

Julie said...

Oh my word! I was away! Wot happened????? I must have been nootrul then cos I had black pants on ;o)

Marlowe said...

My mom buys me stuff sometimes when she goes shopping, so I don't mind it too much!

Hammie en Gea said...

Sometimes you see cool stuff when you go shopping, perhaps you should try it, perhaps you get a present!