- Gills: No
- Tesco: YES Mummy had sum photo's printed thare. The man forgot to charge her and she sed to him, I havent paid. She sed she cud ov got away wiv that, but that wud be steelin an I wud hav had to disown her and mayke her sleep in the car.
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8 but it shud hav bin a 10 but Mummy waz bein deliberetly contenshus an I cuddent be arst, troof be told/10
- Overall Score: 7.265/10
Well yu noe wat? Yu liv an lern, don't yu. Yu liv an jolly well lern hoo yor frends ar!!!!
Thoze ov yu that ar still my frends (i.e. yu dident tayke Dilly's side yestaday-puh!) mite be intrestid to heer abowt tomorro's footie match for Gillingham! We will be playing LINCOLN hoo ar Northern Dodgey Franchise Scum. Julie, ware ar yor loyaltys goin to lie? With the team ov a small, loquayshus, loyal an frendly Bear, or with a town like Lincoln just cos they ar up the road from yu. Ay? Ay? I shall expekt a pant inspekshun report from Mr Julie. Bloo wuns, pleez. Bloo from evrywun, pleez!
Me an Daddy ar going to the match an we ar droppin off the gerls at a big shopping senter on the way, ware they can get lost an look at shooz an stuff for hours. Thayer weird!
Bye fer now!